Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Do bears shit in the woods?
Does the American military fuckup all the time?
Simple pieces of shit
Haiku # 17972, December 22, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie-He was our informer so he must have been telling the truth
You throw pearls before
swine, you best get a damn
good taste for ham
Haiku # 17971, December 22, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, they see these naive
people and wonder why?
Why aren't they happy, the "wise"?
Haiku # 17970, December 22, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
oo ee oo ah ah
the walla walla bing bang
calls me from afar
Haiku # 17969, December 22, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
as many as we are
we are stars in the firmament
precious and whole
Haiku # 17968, December 21, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
aw you cunts are sweet
oh yeah and speaking of cunts
i loosened your dog's
Haiku # 17967, December 21, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
too many psychos
too little inspiration
toodle-oo for now
Haiku # 17966, December 21, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ash
he's at the north pole
helping pistol whip the elves
jerking off wildly
Haiku # 17965, December 21, 2001 6:15 am ET
by ash..... i miss him too
hollywood bonfire?
touring europe with his band,
'tit-fuck the fat guy'.
Haiku # 17964, December 20, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that chap
except for the reading part
i seldom post now
Haiku # 17963, December 20, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by ap
so i am suspect
accused of criticising
a half-ashed poem
Haiku # 17962, December 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by ap - 17912 was my last post, sorry
remember the days
hollywood bonfire ruled here
he knew bad Haiku
Haiku # 17961, December 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by oldnasty
duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh-oh
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17960, December 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by oldnasty
A tour of duty,
In ol, Afganeestan, eatin
All them daymn burkkass

done does a Taxass moth proud /_o/_
' '
Haiku # 17959, December 20, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by flutter, flutter, flutter
I want hot cross buns
feeling santa's sack's empty
nothing there for me
Haiku # 17958, December 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by mellie, oh so greedy :-)


circles and circles
turning in the flurry of
thought, now I sit still
Haiku # 17957, December 19, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by k
maddening against the
graying sky of winter where
bits of autum float!
Haiku # 17956, December 19, 2001 8:00 pm ET
by k
even in the rain
moths still strangely attracted
to the light, approach
Haiku # 17955, December 19, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by k
in cathedral rays
bursting throught the forest trees,
a ball of gnats spins
Haiku # 17954, December 19, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by k of enjoying winter
excess syllables
embarass my poor effort
not held to a count
Haiku # 17953, December 19, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
unlike herr doktor
and i also suspect a.p.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17952, December 19, 2001 7:24 am ET
by ash
insults are easy
meaningful critique is hard
so go fuck yourself

give it your best shot
being boring is harder
than saying nothing
Haiku # 17951, December 19, 2001 7:22 am ET
by ash
Loss and violence,
That double helix ribbon,
Twisting together.
Haiku # 17950, December 18, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Another Anonymous poet
Loss and violence
That double helix ribbon
growing together
Haiku # 17949, December 18, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Another Anonymous poet
Bored. Boring.
Brooding. Doodling.
Get a life.
Haiku # 17948, December 18, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Herr Docktor
Hey Hey what can I do?
Hey Hey fuck you!
Everyone here is a big herb
You all suck buffalo testicles.
Haiku # 17947, December 18, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Matty Boy
so piss off you prick
is what I should have said then
i did not say that
Haiku # 17946, December 18, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by mellie
like Ash to bore me
but that has not happened yet
you piss of you prick
Haiku # 17945, December 18, 2001 11:15 am ET
by mellie, Anonymous Poet hmmmmmm I have my suspicions
ash is soooo boring
and now im imploring that
ash just go away
Haiku # 17940, December 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
call yourself doktor
davorkian of haiku
your attempts kill me
Haiku # 17939, December 17, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ash
moron you call me
i withdraw my capital
leaving you poorer
Haiku # 17938, December 17, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ash
To the misguided moron known as Ash:

One and all! Refrain!
Be quiet or ravage your
own forsaken name!
Haiku # 17937, December 17, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by Herr Docktor
Me devotchka,
So long you remain away,
Should I accept you?
Haiku # 17936, December 17, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
the sloth has moved on
my week is gamecube and you
the sun shines again
Haiku # 17935, December 17, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
many shattered dreams
heads full of nightmares heartaches
loving still matters
methinks
Haiku # 17934, December 17, 2001 10:07 am ET
by mellie
I play the game mate
suck up the dic dot com
going up and down
Haiku # 17933, December 17, 2001 10:05 am ET
by mellie
played literati
thanks to suck my dic dot com
i'm sad i went down
Haiku # 17932, December 17, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
you've got it wrong ap
mistaking ingots for crap
give your wrist a slap
Haiku # 17931, December 17, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash (it IS me you dope......)
The two-way mirror
behind Rudolf's furry rear
lets the reindeer leer
Haiku # 17930, December 16, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie please die...now!
a transparent attempt at
ruining the ash name
Haiku # 17929, December 16, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the correct order
to read to read my old masterpiece
is listed below

17921 17920 17919 17918
(ie, down the page)
Haiku # 17928, December 16, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ash
attention george bush
elvis has left the building
the party's over
Haiku # 17927, December 16, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ash
dis is my poem
it is not moxie and so:
dis not my poem
Haiku # 17926, December 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
Throw out a leg - trip
a misguided misfitted
fallen messenger.

for the sake of the greater good
Haiku # 17925, December 16, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Obviously a
Moxie attack on ashes
Copyrighted name
Haiku # 17924, December 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

old Jedi mind trick
draws forth a semblance of life
here, drink some vodka
Haiku # 17923, December 16, 2001 8:11 am ET
by indiana
so it's not haiku
but see if i give a toss
from twenty years back :
Haiku # 17922, December 16, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ash
just when you think that it's going so well
circumstance transforms nirvana to hell
something around you's beginning to smell
it seems
Haiku # 17921, December 16, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ash
bereft of things that really mattered
cupid lying raped and tattered
lost in pain, romance's shattered
dreams
Haiku # 17920, December 16, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ash
but then that's just the way that it goes
pseudoromantic emotional throes
less on reflection than one could suppose
he thinks
Haiku # 17919, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash
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