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Haiku # 17322, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17321, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17320, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17319, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17318, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17317, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17316, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17315, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17314, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck tomorrow night!
Fuck Harry Potter Damnit!
Fucking boyfriend ditches me!!!
Haiku # 17312, November 21, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
go and buy your flags
commercialize patriotism
support industry

Haiku # 17311, November 21, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
wait until you see
true colors of liberty
glorified deceit
Haiku # 17310, November 21, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
I see Jeremy
searching for the one ideal...[idol?]
Mon cher, c'est parce que

The beauty lies in self-destruction; not
false beauty, lies, and self-destraction.
Haiku # 17309, November 21, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Q: Did you notice?
A:
Haiku # 17308, November 21, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Humming a sweet tune
pleasant till reaching the end
O! just so too soon.
Haiku # 17307, November 21, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
menace don't give up
try reading other people
if you are that bad
Haiku # 17306, November 21, 2001 5:55 am ET
by ash
when thousands perish
freezes bland society
means Vietnam II
Haiku # 17305, November 21, 2001 3:49 am ET
by Jeremy of Southeast NH
reading shit
makes me quit
wanting to write
Haiku # 17304, November 21, 2001 2:43 am ET
by Menace
automated war
international cowboys
send food afterwards

the air is not safe
innocent arabs are killed
Bounty of Our Quake
Haiku # 17303, November 20, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
simple people die
must destroy complacency
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 17302, November 20, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
still strangely graceful
turning a slow pirouette
frog in the hot tub
Haiku # 17301, November 20, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by scott in 2D
your hands were salmon
runnning the winding, twisted
channels up my spine
Haiku # 17300, November 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by scott in 2D, purged of all negativity by an amazing massage...thank you, Krista
Humming a sweet tune
pleasent till reaching the end
O! just so too soon.
Haiku # 17299, November 20, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Garik of Jerzey
I wish this sting of
mine was a healer and not
so poisoned to self
Haiku # 17298, November 20, 2001 9:59 am ET
by Moxie
The many persons
we've been on line, I've been and
lost is being nice
Haiku # 17297, November 20, 2001 9:27 am ET
by Moxie

..yep you do produce
at a rate of about once
..in a blue blue moon

..(unless, of course...)
Haiku # 17296, November 20, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ronin

...........AP is janis?
do you read my cookies too
.and some stuff like those?
Haiku # 17295, November 20, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin
remember wallace
stevens, transcendent poet,
but milquetoast lawyer
Haiku # 17294, November 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tired but not retired
i continue my life's path
producing haiku
Haiku # 17293, November 19, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ash
...OW COMON

mellie is a she?!?
Haiku # 17292, November 19, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ronin

..........ash is back working?
.......he is past retirement age
.........with his head so bald

(must be hieing off somewhere in
.a golden acres home something)
Haiku # 17291, November 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ronin@mustbeanimpostermebbescott
Whoever she is
Mellie's classy...
capish?
Haiku # 17290, November 19, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ah
A golden shower????
Pouring into Mellie's mouth
Or gurgling some cum
Haiku # 17289, November 19, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Monday morning blah
I am sorry of
the fact I double-posted
I am quite sorry
Haiku # 17288, November 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
I am a fancy jedi
force be with you all
Haiku # 17287, November 19, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
Haiku # 17286, November 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Yslar
Ike was a Libran
I wish he had had dynamism
in that time for pres
Haiku # 17285, November 19, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
Vote eisenhower
he is a very nice guy
Presidental man
Haiku # 17284, November 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by yslar
Many a poet
looks up to the moon for inspiration
and she is a he?
Haiku # 17283, November 19, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
They ask you to bottle it up
but then it blows up
Mount Saint Helen's had no soul
Haiku # 17282, November 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
Would Judas Iscariot
hung himself or was it
Mark's revenge on him

a Gospel Fiction?
Haiku # 17281, November 19, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Grandma has a catchy phrase
my friend like Old Duke, Bowflex and Metallica
I am sorry this is not a haiku
I'm not sure it is a Zen statement
Haiku # 17280, November 19, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Moxie
Oh, I'm helpless for
but a moment then discover
You told me the truth all along

and I should have listened,
eh, do they have to be foes?
or future friends? or none of the above?
Haiku # 17279, November 19, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Mox
my head thrown right back
mouth open excited wait
down pours the shower
Haiku # 17278, November 19, 2001 9:49 am ET
by mellie
blown up transmitters
just another telly ban
in afghanistan
Haiku # 17277, November 19, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash

a sense of duty
as the enemy battles
across the terrain
Haiku # 17276, November 19, 2001 8:46 am ET
by indiana

no need to argue
about parallel haiku
spain
Haiku # 17275, November 19, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

what a big surprise
to see you write my own line
bad spirits rising
Haiku # 17274, November 19, 2001 8:28 am ET
by indiana
when you remember
repetition rises up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17273, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
when i think of it
as the impulse rises up
i will write haiku

Haiku # 17272, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
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