Is the glass half full?
Or is it just half empty?
Who cares? Bring more beer.
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I pushed a pencil
Up my nose to sharpen it
Now I use crayons
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
just got out of bed
a new day nods its welcome
but first, take a whiz
by Anonymous Poet
Matt Stone, Trey Parker.
They are such clever buggers.
I just thought I''d say.
by Scrunty Hardbody
when the dog explores
her tail wags, her eyes light up
bugs are edible
by chris
Charging like bunnies,
with windswept ears and sharp teeth
Kiss my ass, Copper!!
by Fruity
Real Hot and Shiny
Like a bucket of chicken
Hey Fruity!! Look there!
Lumbering uphill
Back-tits making a sine wave
There!! It''s a fat guy!!
Gee, I wonder if
He could eat a whole roast pig
maybe a baby.
by Fruity
warm borborygmi
gurgling deep in my gizzard
preludes to a fart
by ash
a long way from home
a whole continent removed
sorry. no punch line.
by chris
on the sea of dreams,
asleep, adrift and carefree,
dog''s butt in my face
by chris
dinoflagellates,
unicellular zoa,
cute little fuckers
by chris
server connection
takes forever and a day
time to take two dumps
by chris
Puta que pariu
Vai tomar no cu
Filho duma puta!
by Aluyzyus of Oz,
made my peace with God
at least I hope it was God
I was really drunk
by Hollywood Bonfire
dreamt my dick could talk
it had a nice crisp accent
like Sean Connery''s
by Hollywood Bonfire
I showed them I care
when my group missed the deadline
I feigned a seizure
by Hollywood Against The Machine
Great pools of jism
Covers the streets like treacle
Yes, it''s raining men
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A big oval comes
In the sky with the eclipse
Oops, I mean elipse
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Water pouring down
From the sodden atmosphere
Just like God`s wee wee
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Shifty artisans
Wreak havoc with their hammers
Come, let us bite them
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I have no kitchen
Yet I must cook some kievs
Hey, pass that candle
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
''Yeah, shag baby, yeah.''
If one more person says that
I''ll kill them. I will.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Grotesquely painted
They climb the stairs together
I hide in cupboard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Grotesquely painted
They climb the stairs together
I hide in cupboard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
damn that hollywood
because he stops submitting
if he is happy
by ash
there is nothing worse
than great expectoration''s
vile phlegmatism
by ash
If they spoke English
oh how they would laugh, up there
high on Mount Titlis.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I sat in my car
Guttermouth played loudly
Man, do I feel Fucked
by amanda of seattle , usa
''you''ll be glad you did''
that is what it said up there
my heart feels sorrow
by manic bartender
in my own office
I sit on my lazy ass
monkey, keep typing!
by manic bartender
footprint shaped poodle
Japanese man is screaming
oh no,is Godzilla!
by manic bartender
Jimmy Kimmel and
Adam Corrola say to
eat sticks of butter
by manic bartender
well, it''s almost time
return to college dammit
I eat the raw beans
by Infinity
It gets pretty sore
If you play with it too much
Then it all goes numb
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Nobody wants me
Perhaps it''s because I smell
of elderberries
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The ginger-haired girl
Sings like a siren by the
Photocopier
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I am made King
I''ll wear a hollow melon
Instead of a crown
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I saw Star Wars
Princess Leia forced me to
Test fire my Death Star
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Alone in my room
I eat cold beans from the tin
In my vest and pants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
''Just like a Mandog
you chase tail in a circle.''
XTC, the wags.
by Scrunty Hardbody
An old newspaper
Lies on the ground, in the rain
Just getting wetter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I just don''t get it
What''s with these apostrophes?
There''s one too many...
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like Jane Fonda
I couldn''t eat all of her
But I''d make a start
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wish I could fly
In the air like an eagle
That eats small people
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I bought new sockets
And polished up all my plugs
Big plug fun tonight!
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh didnt you hear?
Apostrophes are pass
by Scrunty Hardbody
Oh didnt you hear?
Apostrophes are pass
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bastard newsagent
didn''t deliver paper
*and* he has a beard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bastard newsagent
didn''t deliver paper
*and* he has a beard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I send six haiku
to your wonderful website
oh, wait, now seven.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
