Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

on November first
i'm strangely disappointed
by no hangover
Haiku # 16738, November 1, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott
Bacon is so good
Makes the heart cry out "Help me!"
Crunchy, soft or raw
Haiku # 16737, November 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
no need for fake blood
got careless with the razor
losing consciousness...
Haiku # 16736, October 31, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by scott
once i dressed in black
a pumpkin over my head
kissed some devil girls
Haiku # 16735, October 31, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by scott (i was just going to stay home, but vert's haiku reminded me of the true spirit of halloween)
friends who flake at the
last minute so they can get
laid, hopefully won't

get any action.
Haiku # 16734, October 31, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by k_against_sean
But I created
A brand spankin' new problem
As you will soon see
Haiku # 16733, October 31, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by Janis
I sort of fixed it
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:

Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...
Haiku # 16732, October 31, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Janis
So all that begs the
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?
Haiku # 16730, October 31, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by k_against
Bandwagon fans cheer
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise
Haiku # 16729, October 31, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Drifting snow buries
The ambition in their hearts
Midwest, will Spring come?
Haiku # 16728, October 31, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn, usa
The damned Yankees rule
Seattle crawled back home whining
Arizona's turn next
Haiku # 16727, October 31, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DDP says that
is not a bad thing, that is
a good thing. He smiles.
Haiku # 16726, October 31, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by WWF of WWF New York, the heart of Times Square
Flooding this site is
so easy and fun, I enjoy
it more than good sex.
Haiku # 16725, October 31, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new junk mail today:
"attract men with bigger breasts!"
just had to share it
Haiku # 16636, October 31, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by scott
rainy halloween,
wet muddy cementery,
watch out, white lady!
Haiku # 16635, October 31, 2001 6:25 am ET
by moonflower
Dressed as a priest
Drinking beer and smoking pot.
Halloween kickes ass!
Haiku # 16634, October 30, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Vert
last nice was awesome
you're too much fun
just think, three weeks, big bend & the sun
Haiku # 16633, October 30, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been reading
Rice's "The Mummy" today
Quick read goes quite fast
Haiku # 16632, October 30, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by WK
early winter rain
arc of color on gray sky
jewels beneath her coat
Haiku # 16631, October 30, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by scott
rotting in his chair
stinking rotten flesh seeping
putrid rotten air

information please
I wanna call the reaper
this life's way too grim
Haiku # 16630, October 30, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
steganography
download some Al Queda tunes
play them back(wards) now

listen for allah
satan used this trick way back
in the olden days
Haiku # 16629, October 30, 2001 7:50 am ET
by mellie
equipped with a joint
and a compass...off you go!
please do not come back....
Haiku # 16628, October 30, 2001 7:07 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_lack_of_self_awareness_and_oversimplified_way_of_expressing_otherwise_complicated_human_emotions_so_she_i of moonflower's little trip away into the "wilderness"
pathological
this site is full of whackos
give or take a few
Haiku # 16627, October 30, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ash
finally it has
started to rain. I thought that
fall would never come!
Haiku # 16626, October 30, 2001 7:04 am ET
by k_against_sunshine
haiku is great fun
expressing under the sun.
anyway you can.
Haiku # 16625, October 30, 2001 6:20 am ET
by moonflower
i pray over you
memories so fresh like snow
but you have to go.
Haiku # 16624, October 30, 2001 6:17 am ET
by moonflower
moonflower lacks the
quality of origin-
ality, that sucks!

but just think how nice
it must be to be so out
of it. free at last!
Haiku # 16623, October 30, 2001 6:06 am ET
by k_against_stupid_stupid__hippie_haiku of moonflower's little pot garden. Free 2 bee u and me.
slurp...syrup so sweet,
on my pancake come and eat,
before it's too late.
Haiku # 16622, October 30, 2001 6:02 am ET
by moonflower
a candle for you,
with tears falling hot and slow,
should go before you.
Haiku # 16621, October 30, 2001 5:59 am ET
by moonflower
the dead are playing
about fifteen years ago
and you are still there.

bathe.
Haiku # 16620, October 30, 2001 5:58 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_patchouli_scent of hopefully upwind
here i sit a rough
stone that seems pretty but i
get rubbed way too much!

please help me!!! return me
back to the earth. distract her
with tofu. Save me!
Haiku # 16619, October 30, 2001 5:54 am ET
by k_against_stupidity_and_moonflower_although_they_could_be_mistaken_for_the_same_Thing of moonflower's crystal collection
i bring you flowers
white, yellow, pink, red, orange
can you smell them still?
Haiku # 16618, October 30, 2001 5:53 am ET
by moonflower
here i am in the
magic bus, out of money,
mushrooms, and braincells.
Haiku # 16617, October 30, 2001 5:49 am ET
by k_really_glad_moonflower_is_back_because_my_little_fire_was_going_out_for_lack_of_wood of moonflower's magic bus: what is moonflower really thinking?
gee looks so peaceful
ever snoring in that box
when will be my turn?
Haiku # 16616, October 30, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
you know what? I just
want to say that I love rain
and I dislike sun.
Haiku # 16615, October 30, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_sunshine of make whatever analysis of this statement u want but I could care less as i'm tired of sunburns and i love to brood.
think i will be there
with food and cool drinks to share
ever sleeping pal.
Haiku # 16614, October 30, 2001 5:43 am ET
by moonflower
haiku avenger
i think i know your foli-
age, "fuck off nazi

punk!"
Haiku # 16613, October 30, 2001 5:25 am ET
by k_against_weak_imposters of still in love with the dead kennedy's enough to let them say this one for me
one line too many,
you cursed villain - take that!
(say no to drugs, kids)
Haiku # 16612, October 30, 2001 5:11 am ET
by haiku avenger
whatever Dr.
Laura come back when you have
something better than

COFFEE!
Haiku # 16611, October 30, 2001 4:58 am ET
by k_against_legal_drugs of i could use some crack actually
when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm
Haiku # 16610, October 30, 2001 4:22 am ET
by h.a.
coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired
Haiku # 16609, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Laura
stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper
Haiku # 16608, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by mellie
Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .
Haiku # 16607, October 30, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"
Haiku # 16606, October 30, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared
Haiku # 16605, October 30, 2001 1:29 am ET
by ash
my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!
Haiku # 16604, October 30, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three
Haiku # 16603, October 30, 2001 1:09 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (there's a lot of red in my costume)
rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16602, October 30, 2001 1:07 am ET
by scott (that tanker of yours didn't kill me after all!)
flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.
Haiku # 16601, October 29, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards
Haiku # 16600, October 29, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by flower power!
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