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Haiku # 16431, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
be serious with school;
oh yes my darling loved son
ensure your future.
Haiku # 16430, October 21, 2001 2:09 am ET
by moonflower
http:// badhaiku
dot homestead dot
com
Haiku # 16429, October 21, 2001 1:46 am ET
by hortensia anderson
mama mama their so great
if they cant work it
no body can
Haiku # 16428, October 21, 2001 1:44 am ET
by necromancer
mom and dad are great
they give us faith
they give us wat we wait
Haiku # 16427, October 21, 2001 1:10 am ET
by necromancer
Haiku # 16426, October 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by necroman
pin pin the sarapin
the kutsilio the armasin
haw haw the carabao

the bato tin
Haiku # 16425, October 21, 2001 1:02 am ET
by necromancer
chatting is good
surfing is good
playing is good

eating is good
watchin is good
but praying to god is wat u should do
Haiku # 16424, October 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by necromancer
terroist is gone in eyes of god
they are thrown by flood
they are just like mud
Haiku # 16423, October 21, 2001 12:51 am ET
by necromancer
no one is greater,
than my Father up above,
please make no mistake.
Haiku # 16422, October 21, 2001 12:47 am ET
by moonflower
you will die by him
all hail to necromancer
the strongest character
Haiku # 16421, October 21, 2001 12:44 am ET
by necromancer
the greatest warrior
it is the necromancer
you can not beat him
Haiku # 16420, October 21, 2001 12:34 am ET
by necromancer
cry, cry, mother earth
your children endlessly fight
must stop oh mother!
Haiku # 16419, October 21, 2001 12:30 am ET
by moonflower
do not be dirty
if you can help it my friend
the earth is full.
Haiku # 16418, October 21, 2001 12:27 am ET
by moonflower
ludwig????
Haiku # 16417, October 20, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by huh??
You fuck? You fuck, you!
Fuck you, you fuck! WE fuck you!
You fuck? You fuck you.

wow try typing you 100 times
Haiku # 16416, October 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by you fuck?
fuck you
Haiku # 16415, October 20, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by fuck you of fuck you
shanghai hopes for peace
john lennon's rolling over
along with ludwig
Haiku # 16414, October 20, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
roll up for cipro
more sales then vitamin V
think I'll take a bex

have a good lie down
a case of too much same strain
grandma has a dong
Haiku # 16413, October 20, 2001 7:36 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16412, October 20, 2001 5:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16411, October 20, 2001 5:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16410, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16409, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16408, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16407, October 20, 2001 5:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when I hear the word
haiku, I reach for my god
now I'm in the loop
Haiku # 16406, October 20, 2001 4:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I hear the word
God, I reach for my haiku,
That sounds familiar
Haiku # 16405, October 20, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16404, October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
orange, brown and white,
These colours will light my night,
haiku ship sails on

thanks-you janis
Haiku # 16403, October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by thanks-you janis
Evil has been watching
An uncleansed spirit will rot
mind, body, and soul
Haiku # 16402, October 20, 2001 12:51 am ET
by Guido the Glory Monkey of Piasa
they could be sandflies
can hardly see the buggers
sand flies in my face
Haiku # 16401, October 19, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by mellie
Perhaps it is strange
Because outside is rather
Antarctic temperature.
Haiku # 16400, October 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
There are fresh flowers
Outside, downtown, in this place,
I think it quite strange
Haiku # 16399, October 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by Wk
Haiku # 16398, October 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is like a box.
that's the end of this haiku -
the rest is just form
Haiku # 16397, October 19, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by scott (the maurading hordes do what they will...lately they've been clamoring for pistachio ice cream)
damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i
would not beg for shit
Haiku # 16396, October 19, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by kackarott
I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack
Haiku # 16395, October 19, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by nooner
it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing
Haiku # 16394, October 19, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by pesce di oro
when anthrax attacks
it's pretty hard to relax
pop a serepax
Haiku # 16393, October 19, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ash
midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer
Haiku # 16392, October 19, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie
ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath
Haiku # 16391, October 19, 2001 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?
Haiku # 16390, October 19, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges
Haiku # 16389, October 19, 2001 3:41 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16388, October 19, 2001 2:36 am ET
by scott (just clarifying, not trying to start this again...of course, ninhongo hanashimasen)
no soy de aqu
Haiku # 16387, October 19, 2001 2:29 am ET
by scott (d
the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes
Haiku # 16386, October 19, 2001 2:13 am ET
by scott (buen provecho de california)

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego
Haiku # 16385, October 19, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ronin

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre
Haiku # 16384, October 19, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
Haiku # 16383, October 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by gautcho

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall
Haiku # 16382, October 19, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ronin
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