Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mom and dad are great
they give us faith
they give us wat we wait
Haiku # 16427, October 21, 2001 1:10 am ET
by necromancer
Haiku # 16426, October 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by necroman
pin pin the sarapin
the kutsilio the armasin
haw haw the carabao

the bato tin
Haiku # 16425, October 21, 2001 1:02 am ET
by necromancer
chatting is good
surfing is good
playing is good

eating is good
watchin is good
but praying to god is wat u should do
Haiku # 16424, October 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by necromancer
terroist is gone in eyes of god
they are thrown by flood
they are just like mud
Haiku # 16423, October 21, 2001 12:51 am ET
by necromancer
no one is greater,
than my Father up above,
please make no mistake.
Haiku # 16422, October 21, 2001 12:47 am ET
by moonflower
you will die by him
all hail to necromancer
the strongest character
Haiku # 16421, October 21, 2001 12:44 am ET
by necromancer
the greatest warrior
it is the necromancer
you can not beat him
Haiku # 16420, October 21, 2001 12:34 am ET
by necromancer
cry, cry, mother earth
your children endlessly fight
must stop oh mother!
Haiku # 16419, October 21, 2001 12:30 am ET
by moonflower
do not be dirty
if you can help it my friend
the earth is full.
Haiku # 16418, October 21, 2001 12:27 am ET
by moonflower
ludwig????
Haiku # 16417, October 20, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by huh??
You fuck? You fuck, you!
Fuck you, you fuck! WE fuck you!
You fuck? You fuck you.

wow try typing you 100 times
Haiku # 16416, October 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by you fuck?
fuck you
Haiku # 16415, October 20, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by fuck you of fuck you
shanghai hopes for peace
john lennon's rolling over
along with ludwig
Haiku # 16414, October 20, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
roll up for cipro
more sales then vitamin V
think I'll take a bex

have a good lie down
a case of too much same strain
grandma has a dong
Haiku # 16413, October 20, 2001 7:36 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16412, October 20, 2001 5:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16411, October 20, 2001 5:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16410, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16409, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16408, October 20, 2001 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16407, October 20, 2001 5:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when I hear the word
haiku, I reach for my god
now I'm in the loop
Haiku # 16406, October 20, 2001 4:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I hear the word
God, I reach for my haiku,
That sounds familiar
Haiku # 16405, October 20, 2001 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16404, October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
orange, brown and white,
These colours will light my night,
haiku ship sails on

thanks-you janis
Haiku # 16403, October 20, 2001 1:04 am ET
by thanks-you janis
Evil has been watching
An uncleansed spirit will rot
mind, body, and soul
Haiku # 16402, October 20, 2001 12:51 am ET
by Guido the Glory Monkey of Piasa
they could be sandflies
can hardly see the buggers
sand flies in my face
Haiku # 16401, October 19, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by mellie
Perhaps it is strange
Because outside is rather
Antarctic temperature.
Haiku # 16400, October 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
There are fresh flowers
Outside, downtown, in this place,
I think it quite strange
Haiku # 16399, October 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by Wk
Haiku # 16398, October 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is like a box.
that's the end of this haiku -
the rest is just form
Haiku # 16397, October 19, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by scott (the maurading hordes do what they will...lately they've been clamoring for pistachio ice cream)
damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i
would not beg for shit
Haiku # 16396, October 19, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by kackarott
I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack
Haiku # 16395, October 19, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by nooner
it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing
Haiku # 16394, October 19, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by pesce di oro
when anthrax attacks
it's pretty hard to relax
pop a serepax
Haiku # 16393, October 19, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ash
midges' back biting
arms legs fingers ankles face
another summer
Haiku # 16392, October 19, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie
ronin is drinking,
again he forgets his vows,
loved ones hold their breath
Haiku # 16391, October 19, 2001 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yo estoy al mando!!
yo soyo esta mamon..
are these right senor?
Haiku # 16390, October 19, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old woman island
she feels that swelling
powerful surges
Haiku # 16389, October 19, 2001 3:41 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 16388, October 19, 2001 2:36 am ET
by scott (just clarifying, not trying to start this again...of course, ninhongo hanashimasen)
no soy de aqu
Haiku # 16387, October 19, 2001 2:29 am ET
by scott (d
the seasons absent
or too subtle to notice
time barely passes
Haiku # 16386, October 19, 2001 2:13 am ET
by scott (buen provecho de california)

....yo voy a comer
en la mi case verdad
.......hasta luego
Haiku # 16385, October 19, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ronin

..el hombre gaucho
y cabra, donde estas
...tu nacion siempre
Haiku # 16384, October 19, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
Haiku # 16383, October 19, 2001 1:57 am ET
by gautcho

.........siberian wind
gently brushing a pine wave
......a fine leaf for fall
Haiku # 16382, October 19, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ronin
pues, ya lo dije
pero puedes llamarme
cabra...o gautcho
Haiku # 16381, October 19, 2001 1:51 am ET
by scott, o cualquier

.......como se llama
preguntame genghis scott
.......me llamo ronin
Haiku # 16380, October 19, 2001 1:44 am ET
by ronin

ahhh, ap's calmed down
...what a capital notion
.......colorful boxers

(easy on the knee joints
...........old chap)
Haiku # 16379, October 19, 2001 1:39 am ET
by ronin@anashwhatselfrestraintyouhavereallyimeanit
hey, marauding hordes -
will you lay off ronin, eh?
(ll
Haiku # 16378, October 19, 2001 1:35 am ET
by scott, continuing this silly dialogue...and i'm not canadian, as i clearly spelled out
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