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Haiku # 16189, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16188, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16187, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16186, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16185, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16184, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16183, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16182, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16181, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16180, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16179, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16178, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16177, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16176, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16175, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16174, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16173, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16172, October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
the strokes are coming
so much hype and so much press
but it is all true
Haiku # 16171, October 16, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by sheltzy of uga
Yes yes, it's a pain
Passwords would solve some issues;
make others much worse.
Haiku # 16170, October 16, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Janis on passwords
vineyards to the north
have hired extra help to
keep a goat supplied
Haiku # 16169, October 16, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ingl
Haiku # 16168, October 16, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by gautcho
I have said before
Kids on here pick on each other
Don't pay it any heed

Please pass the parkay!
Haiku # 16167, October 16, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my clean city streets
lie north of the fogbank and
a bridge painted red
Haiku # 16166, October 16, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by did someone say beer?
i make living hell?
despite these goat legs and horns
i ain't no satan...
Haiku # 16165, October 16, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by scott the satyrical...jesus christ on a stick, jewel!

.............i do enjoy mox
....chatting with you, but gotta
.......go, beam me up spock

(ap, take a dip and chill out dude)
Haiku # 16164, October 16, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin
...doesn't really take much...
Haiku # 16163, October 16, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox

hahaha...just needling ap old dude
Haiku # 16162, October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by ronin
WHAT EVER FOR SURE
WHO IS YOUR DADDY BABY
WAAAAAAASSSSSSS UPPPP, OOOOOO RAAAAAA PSYCK!
Haiku # 16161, October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by BOB NOXIOUS of IN YOUR ASS

.......ap is quite mean,
not what he pretends to be...
........acute psychosis?

...(to start with, personality
......trait inconsistencies)
Haiku # 16160, October 16, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by ronin
A beer, and a friendship
me stopping to look at me
and being human once again
Haiku # 16159, October 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Jewel seems like a nice girl
who got her feelings hurt and
I react when I do
which tends to encourage more criticism
Haiku # 16158, October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Moxie

.to meet you at streets
littered in San Francisco
...perhaps i'd retreat

....(if i can't, would a
...cold beer appease?)
Haiku # 16157, October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by ronin

..........heroine is deep
would not dare to do the points...
.......points of no return
Haiku # 16156, October 16, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
if you can get your
foes in trouble and look clean
you win the votes
Haiku # 16155, October 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
to ronin...

if I ever swear like
that again, you are authorized
to wash me out with lots of astral soap
Haiku # 16154, October 16, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie

........exquisite indy
you do impress us ole chap
..........vive le indy
Haiku # 16153, October 16, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin

......excuse me janis
..would it be possible to
.get this site's password?

(so scott was traumatized
..quite deeply? lasting...?
Haiku # 16152, October 16, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin
now you be good little
kids to each other and you can
call each other pieces of shit...

just don't let it bother you anymore
Haiku # 16151, October 16, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
we are a nation of bullies
here especially, myself included,
waiting for our Columbine to happen

bullets lodged in our heads from the meek
and we dserve it as we burn in hell
Haiku # 16150, October 16, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
The conquered awaits
to pounce on the King's chosen
close link to his heart
Haiku # 16149, October 16, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1
the kids are silent
Haiku # 16148, October 16, 2001 8:50 am ET
by indiana

les rois vont lutter
mais des retours pour embrasser la main
de sa reine choisie.

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Haiku # 16147, October 16, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana
clunk of timber blinds
palm trees swishing on the gauze
salty water slaps
Haiku # 16146, October 16, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie

who let the wild goats
go free? who untied its ropes?
goats for the wasteland!
Haiku # 16145, October 16, 2001 7:32 am ET
by indiana
a feral guv'ment
irrespective of party
brings disapointment
Haiku # 16144, October 16, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash
the freedom to vote
cannot release the burden
of such poor options
Haiku # 16143, October 16, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
with fervor she tends
the garden of the spirit
and peace was in her
Haiku # 16142, October 16, 2001 7:02 am ET
by indiana
to do one's own act
to dream on in a free world
must we be shackled?
Haiku # 16141, October 16, 2001 5:37 am ET
by chase
today's axiom :
if you can't say something nice
fuck off somewhere else
Haiku # 16140, October 16, 2001 4:58 am ET
by ash
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