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29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 16181 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16180 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16179 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16178 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16177 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16176 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16175 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16174 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16173 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
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Haiku # 16172 October 16, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
the strokes are coming
so much hype and so much press
but it is all true
Haiku # 16171 October 16, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by sheltzy of uga
Yes yes, it's a pain
Passwords would solve some issues;
make others much worse.
Haiku # 16170 October 16, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Janis on passwords
vineyards to the north
have hired extra help to
keep a goat supplied
Haiku # 16169 October 16, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ingl
Haiku # 16168 October 16, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by gautcho
I have said before
Kids on here pick on each other
Don't pay it any heed

Please pass the parkay!
Haiku # 16167 October 16, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my clean city streets
lie north of the fogbank and
a bridge painted red
Haiku # 16166 October 16, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by did someone say beer?
i make living hell?
despite these goat legs and horns
i ain't no satan...
Haiku # 16165 October 16, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by scott the satyrical...jesus christ on a stick, jewel!

.............i do enjoy mox
....chatting with you, but gotta
.......go, beam me up spock

(ap, take a dip and chill out dude)
Haiku # 16164 October 16, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin
...doesn't really take much...
Haiku # 16163 October 16, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox

hahaha...just needling ap old dude
Haiku # 16162 October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by ronin
WHAT EVER FOR SURE
WHO IS YOUR DADDY BABY
WAAAAAAASSSSSSS UPPPP, OOOOOO RAAAAAA PSYCK!
Haiku # 16161 October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by BOB NOXIOUS of IN YOUR ASS

.......ap is quite mean,
not what he pretends to be...
........acute psychosis?

...(to start with, personality
......trait inconsistencies)
Haiku # 16160 October 16, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by ronin
A beer, and a friendship
me stopping to look at me
and being human once again
Haiku # 16159 October 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Jewel seems like a nice girl
who got her feelings hurt and
I react when I do
which tends to encourage more criticism
Haiku # 16158 October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Moxie

.to meet you at streets
littered in San Francisco
...perhaps i'd retreat

....(if i can't, would a
...cold beer appease?)
Haiku # 16157 October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by ronin

..........heroine is deep
would not dare to do the points...
.......points of no return
Haiku # 16156 October 16, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
if you can get your
foes in trouble and look clean
you win the votes
Haiku # 16155 October 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
to ronin...

if I ever swear like
that again, you are authorized
to wash me out with lots of astral soap
Haiku # 16154 October 16, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie

........exquisite indy
you do impress us ole chap
..........vive le indy
Haiku # 16153 October 16, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin

......excuse me janis
..would it be possible to
.get this site's password?

(so scott was traumatized
..quite deeply? lasting...?
Haiku # 16152 October 16, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin
now you be good little
kids to each other and you can
call each other pieces of shit...

just don't let it bother you anymore
Haiku # 16151 October 16, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
we are a nation of bullies
here especially, myself included,
waiting for our Columbine to happen

bullets lodged in our heads from the meek
and we dserve it as we burn in hell
Haiku # 16150 October 16, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
The conquered awaits
to pounce on the King's chosen
close link to his heart
Haiku # 16149 October 16, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1
the kids are silent
Haiku # 16148 October 16, 2001 8:50 am ET
by indiana

les rois vont lutter
mais des retours pour embrasser la main
de sa reine choisie.

(
Haiku # 16147 October 16, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana
clunk of timber blinds
palm trees swishing on the gauze
salty water slaps
Haiku # 16146 October 16, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie

who let the wild goats
go free? who untied its ropes?
goats for the wasteland!
Haiku # 16145 October 16, 2001 7:32 am ET
by indiana
a feral guv'ment
irrespective of party
brings disapointment
Haiku # 16144 October 16, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash
the freedom to vote
cannot release the burden
of such poor options
Haiku # 16143 October 16, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
with fervor she tends
the garden of the spirit
and peace was in her
Haiku # 16142 October 16, 2001 7:02 am ET
by indiana
to do one's own act
to dream on in a free world
must we be shackled?
Haiku # 16141 October 16, 2001 5:37 am ET
by chase
today's axiom :
if you can't say something nice
fuck off somewhere else
Haiku # 16140 October 16, 2001 4:58 am ET
by ash
i am not at war
terrorist is not my gig
let sweet haiku flow
Haiku # 16139 October 16, 2001 4:56 am ET
by ash
a garbled message
reveals some inner turmoil
what is your problem ?
Haiku # 16138 October 16, 2001 4:55 am ET
by ash
Caught in a sweet storm
Ravished by the four strong winds
Calm and peace with you
Haiku # 16137 October 16, 2001 4:35 am ET
by jewel1to_Indiana
Be more Japanese
than the Japs? How did this site
mutate into this?
Haiku # 16136 October 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by jewel1studentorsurfer?
Antibiotics
against people like you, Scott
who makes living, hell

(the point being? That Your brand of haiku
is?)
Haiku # 16135 October 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by jewel1stayhappilydeadshoo
here's a better link
you can click on it to view
this classic study


Haiku # 16134 October 16, 2001 2:33 am ET
by scott
anonymity
allows for insults, death threats...
is this who we are?

opportunity
seems to lead to sadism
as zimbardo showed

http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/august22/prison2-822.html
Haiku # 16133 October 16, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott
buzzing in my ears
languidly, i shoo them off
bugs in paradise
Haiku # 16132 October 16, 2001 1:44 am ET
by scott (jewel/vermina: take a midol please)