Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
vineyards to the north
have hired extra help to
keep a goat supplied
Haiku # 16169 October 16, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ingl
Haiku # 16168 October 16, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by gautcho
I have said before
Kids on here pick on each other
Don't pay it any heed

Please pass the parkay!
Haiku # 16167 October 16, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my clean city streets
lie north of the fogbank and
a bridge painted red
Haiku # 16166 October 16, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by did someone say beer?
i make living hell?
despite these goat legs and horns
i ain't no satan...
Haiku # 16165 October 16, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by scott the satyrical...jesus christ on a stick, jewel!

.............i do enjoy mox
....chatting with you, but gotta
.......go, beam me up spock

(ap, take a dip and chill out dude)
Haiku # 16164 October 16, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin
...doesn't really take much...
Haiku # 16163 October 16, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox

hahaha...just needling ap old dude
Haiku # 16162 October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by ronin
WHAT EVER FOR SURE
WHO IS YOUR DADDY BABY
WAAAAAAASSSSSSS UPPPP, OOOOOO RAAAAAA PSYCK!
Haiku # 16161 October 16, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by BOB NOXIOUS of IN YOUR ASS

.......ap is quite mean,
not what he pretends to be...
........acute psychosis?

...(to start with, personality
......trait inconsistencies)
Haiku # 16160 October 16, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by ronin
A beer, and a friendship
me stopping to look at me
and being human once again
Haiku # 16159 October 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Jewel seems like a nice girl
who got her feelings hurt and
I react when I do
which tends to encourage more criticism
Haiku # 16158 October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Moxie

.to meet you at streets
littered in San Francisco
...perhaps i'd retreat

....(if i can't, would a
...cold beer appease?)
Haiku # 16157 October 16, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by ronin

..........heroine is deep
would not dare to do the points...
.......points of no return
Haiku # 16156 October 16, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
if you can get your
foes in trouble and look clean
you win the votes
Haiku # 16155 October 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
to ronin...

if I ever swear like
that again, you are authorized
to wash me out with lots of astral soap
Haiku # 16154 October 16, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie

........exquisite indy
you do impress us ole chap
..........vive le indy
Haiku # 16153 October 16, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin

......excuse me janis
..would it be possible to
.get this site's password?

(so scott was traumatized
..quite deeply? lasting...?
Haiku # 16152 October 16, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin
now you be good little
kids to each other and you can
call each other pieces of shit...

just don't let it bother you anymore
Haiku # 16151 October 16, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
we are a nation of bullies
here especially, myself included,
waiting for our Columbine to happen

bullets lodged in our heads from the meek
and we dserve it as we burn in hell
Haiku # 16150 October 16, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
The conquered awaits
to pounce on the King's chosen
close link to his heart
Haiku # 16149 October 16, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1
the kids are silent
Haiku # 16148 October 16, 2001 8:50 am ET
by indiana

les rois vont lutter
mais des retours pour embrasser la main
de sa reine choisie.

(
Haiku # 16147 October 16, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana
clunk of timber blinds
palm trees swishing on the gauze
salty water slaps
Haiku # 16146 October 16, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie

who let the wild goats
go free? who untied its ropes?
goats for the wasteland!
Haiku # 16145 October 16, 2001 7:32 am ET
by indiana
a feral guv'ment
irrespective of party
brings disapointment
Haiku # 16144 October 16, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash
the freedom to vote
cannot release the burden
of such poor options
Haiku # 16143 October 16, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
with fervor she tends
the garden of the spirit
and peace was in her
Haiku # 16142 October 16, 2001 7:02 am ET
by indiana
to do one's own act
to dream on in a free world
must we be shackled?
Haiku # 16141 October 16, 2001 5:37 am ET
by chase
today's axiom :
if you can't say something nice
fuck off somewhere else
Haiku # 16140 October 16, 2001 4:58 am ET
by ash
i am not at war
terrorist is not my gig
let sweet haiku flow
Haiku # 16139 October 16, 2001 4:56 am ET
by ash
a garbled message
reveals some inner turmoil
what is your problem ?
Haiku # 16138 October 16, 2001 4:55 am ET
by ash
Caught in a sweet storm
Ravished by the four strong winds
Calm and peace with you
Haiku # 16137 October 16, 2001 4:35 am ET
by jewel1to_Indiana
Be more Japanese
than the Japs? How did this site
mutate into this?
Haiku # 16136 October 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by jewel1studentorsurfer?
Antibiotics
against people like you, Scott
who makes living, hell

(the point being? That Your brand of haiku
is?)
Haiku # 16135 October 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by jewel1stayhappilydeadshoo
here's a better link
you can click on it to view
this classic study


Haiku # 16134 October 16, 2001 2:33 am ET
by scott
anonymity
allows for insults, death threats...
is this who we are?

opportunity
seems to lead to sadism
as zimbardo showed

http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/august22/prison2-822.html
Haiku # 16133 October 16, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott
buzzing in my ears
languidly, i shoo them off
bugs in paradise
Haiku # 16132 October 16, 2001 1:44 am ET
by scott (jewel/vermina: take a midol please)
planes are flying low
makes me really pressed to think
where will the bombs go
Haiku # 16131 October 16, 2001 12:52 am ET
by indiana

waves gently rolling
oceanic crusts now exposed
time for a quick dive
Haiku # 16130 October 16, 2001 12:00 am ET
by indiana
A drooling ruler
with a stolen crown, applauds
his head is swollen

(ooops, I think the crown is 45 degrees
diagonal)
Haiku # 16129 October 15, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by jewel1
Self-proclaimed RULER
Used deceit, as cowards do
Rules without honor

(Samurais commit sepuku in shame
but as Americans, you stand proud
of what you do, shame...shame)
Haiku # 16128 October 15, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by jewel1
hpt tthmmt thrf inhmd kndp
mngta kynthd kan hst shht fgfg ssht
ngths thdt shtd kpc skyt

(that is all you will ever be worth, SCOTT,
ASH, K, and I do bot hide under any other
name just to plat shit...like you)
Haiku # 16126 October 15, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by jewel1
A GiRl BeSidE mE
lOoks aT mE anD sMilEs ShYly
loOks aGaiN aNd WinKs

(helo...indi)
Haiku # 16125 October 15, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by goku
my dearest jewel
its raining outside like hell
take shelter in me
Haiku # 16124 October 15, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by indiana
as the smoke clears up
cries of anguish everywhere
real life war scenes
Haiku # 16123 October 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by bxb
the world in trouble
does somebody have a map?
I think I lost mine

Haiku # 16122 October 15, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by indiana
to maim, kill, injure
at war man uses all things
even poetry
Haiku # 16121 October 15, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by bxb

HH HHH
HHHHHHH
HH HHH
Haiku # 16120 October 15, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
my new weapons are :
stealth haiku and cruise haiku
poetry must win
Haiku # 16119 October 15, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ash