Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Burn the middle east
They don't take showers and stink
women and kids first!
Haiku # 13645, September 12, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by This_Ain't_Allah
Kill all the fucking
Diaperhead mutherfuckers
Stab their children too
Haiku # 13644, September 12, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by This_Ain't_Allah
Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
Haiku # 13643, September 12, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
But my hand was made strong
By the 'and of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
Haiku # 13642, September 12, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them can stop the time.
Haiku # 13641, September 12, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look? Ooh!
Some say it's just a part of it:
We've got to fulfil de book.
Haiku # 13640, September 12, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
Haiku # 13639, September 12, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our mind.
Wo! Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them-a can-a stop-a the time.
Haiku # 13638, September 12, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look?
Yes, some say it's just a part of it:
We've got to fulfil de book.
Won't you help to sing
Haiku # 13637, September 12, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley
Dese songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever had:
Redemption songs -
All I ever had:
Redemption songs:
These songs of freedom,
Songs of freedom.
Haiku # 13636, September 12, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by ComiCat of Bob Marley, Redemption Song
Towers are fallen
they are dead already give
it a rest dammit
Haiku # 13635, September 12, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Melle
Not even here can
I escape pointless talk of
big falling towers
Haiku # 13634, September 12, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Melle
Even bad haiku
is poisoned by those old news
Melle's getting mad
Haiku # 13633, September 12, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Melle
Haiku is hard for
those who can't count to seven
or not even five
Haiku # 13632, September 12, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by Melle
Melle is stting
Thinking of undone homework
counting syls instead
Haiku # 13631, September 12, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Melle
"Syllables" is long
it may not always fit in
mind if I write "syl's"?
Haiku # 13630, September 12, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Melle
Shall I choose to die
by the fall or by the fire
still we have free will
Haiku # 13629, September 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by NaCl> Fear not death but dispare of the light of all that's good I will remember
a spectre of dust
hangs in a column above
innocent remains
Haiku # 13628, September 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by ap
hit that three times then
had already submitted
still feeling the sting
Haiku # 13627, September 12, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13626, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13625, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13624, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
Puppeteering

A chosen path that
Became reality too quick
We still sling on strings
Haiku # 13623, September 12, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Today, I awoke
to blue skies and crisp air, but
the news is still real
Haiku # 13621, September 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

Yesterday

I was glued. Eight hours.
T.V. :my post-school lecture
Channel 3: his name.
Haiku # 13620, September 12, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Palsy

The first ACT

Smoldering bodies
Destroyed: hurt. HORRIFIED SCREAMS!
Four planes crash. questions...
Haiku # 13619, September 12, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Palsy of sorry for the doppleganger

Imagine

Imagine he's here.
John Lennon still singing songs
Oh! the SHIT he'll say!

Haiku # 13618, September 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Palsy

Illusions

Woe, the illusion
that is civilisation.
Savage Animals!
Haiku # 13617, September 12, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Palsy

Illusions

Woe, the illusion
that is civilisation.
Savage Animals!
Haiku # 13616, September 12, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Palsy
tax refunds taken
back next year. hi-jackers but
no bodies. your guess.
Haiku # 13615, September 12, 2001 11:03 am ET
by unconceding
to Britney's hymen
said, "Out, out, dammed spot." Why so?
Because he's SnakeSpear.
Haiku # 13614, September 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by mounting python
how surreal is this?
thriller pass
Haiku # 13613, September 12, 2001 10:38 am ET
by sheena@brooklyn
turbulence ahead
better fasten your seatbelts
hand out the sick bags
Haiku # 13612, September 12, 2001 3:00 am ET
by ash
From the skyline's sight
One may miss the monuments
The stars are still here
Haiku # 13611, September 11, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Garik of New Jersey
The dragon awoke
Fiery morning breath - *Cough* - Eh..
Beowulf is no stranger

Underground, far off
Behind the curtained stage
Lay slaughtered sheep

Channeled garbage
Out of tune 24/7, until...
**AMERICA UNDER ATTACK**
Haiku # 13610, September 11, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i feel it
spirit flow and mingle moistly,
free from the burden of thought,
the constraints of time,
the pain, the pleasure,
all is dead now
Haiku # 13609, September 11, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Boris
Towers fall to ground
All things are temporary
Why am I so sad?
Haiku # 13608, September 11, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by mark of not far enough away...
Have to hand it to
Dubya, held it together
in front of school kids
Haiku # 13607, September 11, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
moxie stay alert
no time to be tired now
rest assured ere long
Haiku # 13606, September 11, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by mellie
coincidences:
my reference to seppuku
mox, falling tower
Haiku # 13605, September 11, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by scott (a world without coincidences would be pretty unlikely, but check out 13577, 13554)
so broken hearted
horendous hateful 'humans'
cannot comprehend
Haiku # 13604, September 11, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by mellie
terrorist attack
what the fuck is going on ?
dubya for worried
Haiku # 13603, September 11, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
pressure of events
please ignore the extra the
gobsmacked this morning
Haiku # 13602, September 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by ash
smoke on the water
according to the deep purple
fi-yah in the sky

unbelievable
manhattan is a war zone
burnt apple smokin'
Haiku # 13601, September 11, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by ash
Thank you, Moxie.
Haiku # 13600, September 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm just tired of this
Haiku # 13599, September 11, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Though this sky is clear
tension, electricity
can be felt from here

And like Frankenstein's
something inside me has waked
to sharpen a blade
Haiku # 13598, September 11, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
or a bad novel
words fail, how did tom clancy
get to be god huh?
Haiku # 13597, September 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymoose
it's just a bad joke
was my first thought, driving in,
flipping through channels
Haiku # 13596, September 11, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by scott (feeling like an ass)
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