Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

his firestick caught
in big grip, barrel pinched shut
in one power tweak.

"arrgh!" man runs away.
"If they're so intelligent,
why they don't SAY so?"
Haiku # 11803, July 8, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Miss Everything
the truth: I didn't
make it up. I found, you lie
and you fade away.
Haiku # 11802, July 8, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by boo
veda one and two
wonder web: no atomic
alignment attached.
Haiku # 11801, July 8, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
irrefutable
irreconcilable truth
nah, i made that up
Haiku # 11800, July 8, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by ash
internet chick? I
knew someone that made me feel...
you didn't mean me?
Haiku # 11799, July 8, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by boo
don't talk to me. This
ain't your shatroom. Truth is more
than your apathy

and your apathy
sounds energetic only
cause you can't handle...
...it, the truth others contribute.
Haiku # 11798, July 8, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by boo
your internet chick
is that all I am to you
some internet chick

I want to be more
more scared then ever before
as the days come near

cuz I worry if
I can make you as happy
as you have made me
Haiku # 11797, July 8, 2001 10:32 am ET
by YOUR INTERNET CHICK
thick snot easier
snort it back then spit it out
nose skin can heal then

still I blow until
the head spins and ears ring
tastes much better too
Haiku # 11796, July 8, 2001 9:32 am ET
by mellie
A blast of hot gas
just erupted from my ass,
Glad my nose is clogged!
Haiku # 11795, July 8, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Joe of New York
The snot from my nose
running like a garden hose.
Kleenex will not help!
Haiku # 11794, July 8, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Joe of New York
what a fool. I smoke
dope, I click twice. I sleep soon
with my bitch. right on.
Haiku # 11793, July 8, 2001 12:46 am ET
by duncan
ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.
Haiku # 11792, July 8, 2001 12:37 am ET
by duncan of south africa
ten birds in the sky
I can see them with my eye
why, oh why, I cry.
Haiku # 11791, July 8, 2001 12:36 am ET
by duncan of south africa
Organic sky scoops
in through my eyes coating the
inside of my mind blue
Haiku # 11790, July 8, 2001 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Of all of my things
Mr. T air freshener
is one of the best
Haiku # 11789, July 8, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cat stares through me
he sees only the bucket
where I keep his mice
Haiku # 11788, July 8, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Scaled green tentacle
sprouting out from my forehead
reaches for my love
Haiku # 11787, July 8, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
YES you've made your bed
enjoy spanking your monkey
cuz you'll be ALONE
Haiku # 11786, July 7, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by YOUR INTERNET CHICK
loose flabby gross fat
is great if it's on the ass
not unattractive
Haiku # 11785, July 7, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by king buzzo
use food as a tool
protein power will teach you
lose flabby gross fat
Haiku # 11784, July 7, 2001 4:12 am ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 11783, July 7, 2001 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11782, July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11781, July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11780, July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11779, July 7, 2001 3:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11778, July 7, 2001 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NO haiku submitted
fits somehow, it's all practice
haiku not submitted
oh 6. 7. 6!?
Haiku # 11777, July 6, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Maximizing his
window, Matt nods, scrolls and says
"Now that's a lady."
Haiku # 11776, July 6, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
alex ia a cad
chasing women all around
short thick beer can dick
Haiku # 11775, July 6, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've been scooping, too
But it isn't scooping blue
It is scooping poo
Haiku # 11774, July 6, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my sky blue
Haiku # 11773, July 6, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hey, boo! remember
that life is not all the gov
you have to have fun

and what is more fun
than the gently splattering
flesh flaps ejecta?
Haiku # 11772, July 6, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
inside out hanging
from the shower curtain rod
sticky insides drip
Haiku # 11771, July 6, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
that wasn't yum-yum
sucking sex, like this, but I
don't care - you neither!
Haiku # 11770, July 6, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead as butterflies.
the f d a aborts all life
gene by gene @ch clone
Haiku # 11769, July 6, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I want the next one!
Haiku # 11768, July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by Miss Everything
thanks to those who bring
down government, instead of
us with shit poems
Haiku # 11767, July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by boo
you shat room "yaddas"
shit for brains ass wipe mommas
you aren't, like, reading...?
Haiku # 11766, July 6, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by boo
the building pressure
in my guts portends bad gas
oops, please pass a rag
Haiku # 11765, July 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer
a dead give-away
who is protected while the
intern's left missing?

notice there are so
many murders unsolved! Don't
you see a pattern?
Haiku # 11764, July 6, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by McVeigh
what once burned with verse
is now just cold and empty
from flame to ash hole
Haiku # 11763, July 6, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
i keep my fingers clean
while sitting down, blowing mud
watery feces
Haiku # 11762, July 6, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by oldnasty
flatulent, stinky
that's no place for my pinky
wee willie winky
Haiku # 11761, July 6, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ash
Baking cookies is
just my li'l way of saying,
"Here, have cookie!"
Haiku # 11760, July 6, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
whenever it blows
do you suppose that my hose
sprays better in prose
Haiku # 11759, July 6, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
unproven science
colonic irrigation
it just doesn't wash
Haiku # 11758, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ash
Love is in the air
can you smell it? Love is in...
oh wait, that's my ass.
Haiku # 11757, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Saint
so few ifs or ands
yet a major load of butts
holed up at this site
Haiku # 11756, July 6, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ash
uncle two fingers
probing the fleshy expanse
of my throbcolon
Haiku # 11755, July 6, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Drophammer
some things are better
when you leave them in your ass
not when they escape
Haiku # 11754, July 6, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Konfuka
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