Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
it's all over now
flying away with the birds
feel whole lot better
Haiku # 10096 May 3, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by mellie
may it continue
blissful days wearing pluggers
rumbles in the hills
Haiku # 10095 May 3, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by mellie
damn its a relief
to post just for the joy of
creating. create.
Haiku # 10094 May 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ap
lying up or in
tomorrow comes the storming
bluster, torrents, wind
Haiku # 10093 May 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by ap
wife has a great ass
do i exist for that piece?
shallow bastard, yes!
Haiku # 10092 May 3, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ap
peaceful existence.
the love of my wife, children.
wife has a great ass.
Haiku # 10091 May 3, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ap
seasonal haiku
with the planet rotating
the thyme must be ripe
Haiku # 10090 May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ash
the art of living
might be absence of desire
ask herman hesse
Haiku # 10089 May 3, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
herbs go with chicken.
time to plant thyme. thyme to plant?
No. Don't have the time.

Haiku # 10088 May 3, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by ap
pathetic moxie
a psychosis by proxy
rotting my socks, see?
Haiku # 10087 May 3, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
This site is stupid,
The gayest site in the world,
Smells like old, fried balls.
Haiku # 10086 May 3, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bob
tell mellie tell all
i guarantee good results
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10085 May 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
measure by result
this devil thrives in the flame
pick a worthy foe
Haiku # 10084 May 3, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
each day we ignore
all manner of ignorance
as part of the course

as stupidity
abounds, we perservere, yes?
we can do it here.
Haiku # 10083 May 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ap
with so much at stake
there ought to be some flaming
i've got the matches
Haiku # 10082 May 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
we can save this form,
preserve our right to enjoy
just ignore the fool.
Haiku # 10081 May 3, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
read 10043
sorry about form
but it's true

I'll never chat again
Haiku # 10080 May 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
no problem with ap
it is just that other chap
spruiking endless crap
Haiku # 10079 May 3, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
never ever me
at least consider the post, ash
ignore this churl
Haiku # 10078 May 3, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
apostrophe man
knows it should have been others'
unhand my handle
Haiku # 10077 May 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash of in reference to #8961
please read
back to 10043.
It's true.
Sorry about form.
Haiku # 10076 May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 10075 May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pallid imposter?
Paranoid motherfucker
said it. n'moi pas.
Haiku # 10074 May 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
one spurious post
it's haiku 8-9-6-1
i did't write that
Haiku # 10073 May 3, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ash
as a rule of thumb
psychopaths ignore the facts
the world is at fault
Haiku # 10072 May 3, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am the real me
any pallid imposter
obviously not
Haiku # 10071 May 3, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 10070 May 3, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my turn again! Cunt
to mouth, Cock inside - In Deep
suck to fill on cum!
Haiku # 10069 May 3, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Miss Eeything
Funny, I'm ha HA
wait... Funny- heeheehee - ah,
moment. Fu- haa* haa*
Haiku # 10068 May 3, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by unknown songster
You must remember
this... ??? youmustrememberthis?
ah, sigh is a... (sigh)
Haiku # 10067 May 3, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Rick
Aussie immigration form disclaimers.
nawo chutney ferrets llowed!!!!
nawo uphill gardeners llowed!!!
Haiku # 10066 May 3, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like relationships,
those who care the least, seem to
always get their way
Haiku # 10065 May 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of that old
spy book title -Wilderness
of Mirrors-, this site
Haiku # 10064 May 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
remember people
any one can send in stuff
under ANY name
Haiku # 10063 May 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just Henry James kind
of guys, in a Howard Stern
kind of a world
Haiku # 10062 May 3, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For angry Ashlans
I got what I sowed
and here it is
Haiku # 10061 May 3, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Moxie
My two sides unite
I am unwhole till they are
as one, where is she?
Haiku # 10060 May 3, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperation draws
the right hand path person
not to where they should
be but to this long
dark tunnel of the soul so
wrong yet some so right
That Great Mother like
the pulse of the Earth, why?
Like Abel screaming from the ground
Haiku # 10059 May 3, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Isis, Diana
Aradia...stop calling me!
I can't resist you!

I don't sell "AFLAC"
Or Geico, why do you speak
through the blue star to me!
Haiku # 10058 May 3, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Ash, Weezer, ap?
Same person?
I don't know, but
those in the Flesh seem the same
for I am too...
Haiku # 10057 May 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I stayed because I
want to write something other
than pure drivel

You form the mold
for the silver to become
more pure
Haiku # 10056 May 3, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Break the bread, pass in
peace. I am broken by Lucy's
football antics, as
Charles Scultz, Christian too
better man than I'll ever be
gave us guardian snoops
Haiku # 10055 May 3, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I can imagine
that "rejection" is something
like a limeish junkie

Hey Bill, I wish you
had let your wife feed your true self
Are you in heaven?
Haiku # 10054 May 3, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Librans aren't anything
but people and that's it, all different
I threw my astrology beliefs out
Really childish
Haiku # 10053 May 3, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Moxie
you should know that i
will be latching the screen door
before i'm alseep
Haiku # 10052 May 3, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I forgive you, but
Don't forget
I've got your sleep number
Haiku # 10051 May 3, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my achin' granny
spurned, turned over, and buggered
robbed of her sweet vag
Haiku # 10050 May 3, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
Il y a ete
une grandmere avec un "cock"?
c'est tres amusent
Haiku # 10049 May 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by impro
funny thing about
my circular driveway I
can't seem to get out
Haiku # 10048 May 3, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by impro
One eye on the left
side blue and clear fortelling
esoteric fear

humbled by the shade
of a sloping brow and tear
WHO SPILLED MY DAMN BEER?
Haiku # 10047 May 3, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro