Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

remember people
any one can send in stuff
under ANY name
Haiku # 10063, May 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just Henry James kind
of guys, in a Howard Stern
kind of a world
Haiku # 10062, May 3, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For angry Ashlans
I got what I sowed
and here it is
Haiku # 10061, May 3, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Moxie
My two sides unite
I am unwhole till they are
as one, where is she?
Haiku # 10060, May 3, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperation draws
the right hand path person
not to where they should
be but to this long
dark tunnel of the soul so
wrong yet some so right
That Great Mother like
the pulse of the Earth, why?
Like Abel screaming from the ground
Haiku # 10059, May 3, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Isis, Diana
Aradia...stop calling me!
I can't resist you!

I don't sell "AFLAC"
Or Geico, why do you speak
through the blue star to me!
Haiku # 10058, May 3, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Ash, Weezer, ap?
Same person?
I don't know, but
those in the Flesh seem the same
for I am too...
Haiku # 10057, May 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I stayed because I
want to write something other
than pure drivel

You form the mold
for the silver to become
more pure
Haiku # 10056, May 3, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Break the bread, pass in
peace. I am broken by Lucy's
football antics, as
Charles Scultz, Christian too
better man than I'll ever be
gave us guardian snoops
Haiku # 10055, May 3, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I can imagine
that "rejection" is something
like a limeish junkie

Hey Bill, I wish you
had let your wife feed your true self
Are you in heaven?
Haiku # 10054, May 3, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Librans aren't anything
but people and that's it, all different
I threw my astrology beliefs out
Really childish
Haiku # 10053, May 3, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Moxie
you should know that i
will be latching the screen door
before i'm alseep
Haiku # 10052, May 3, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I forgive you, but
Don't forget
I've got your sleep number
Haiku # 10051, May 3, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my achin' granny
spurned, turned over, and buggered
robbed of her sweet vag
Haiku # 10050, May 3, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
Il y a ete
une grandmere avec un "cock"?
c'est tres amusent
Haiku # 10049, May 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by impro
funny thing about
my circular driveway I
can't seem to get out
Haiku # 10048, May 3, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by impro
One eye on the left
side blue and clear fortelling
esoteric fear

humbled by the shade
of a sloping brow and tear
WHO SPILLED MY DAMN BEER?
Haiku # 10047, May 3, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro
patience, you bastard
everytime I wait for you
you never show up!
Haiku # 10046, May 3, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
can you forgive me
if i dont show up for the
super finally
Haiku # 10045, May 3, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for some dumb reason
i do not feel like watching
survivor tonight
Haiku # 10044, May 3, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
question ourselves this...
How did moxie find us here
and why did he stay?

this social misfit
misbehaves. We feed his sick
need for rejection
Haiku # 10043, May 3, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ap, uh I mean weezer
stop mellie, please stop
allow us all to profit
from moxie's wise words
Haiku # 10042, May 3, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by weezer
moxie moxie mox
why share your good ideas?
internal strength, mox
Haiku # 10041, May 3, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by weezer
my estimation
you haven't gone far enough
fuck off completely
Haiku # 10040, May 3, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
nope ash...
My mother would kill you
Haiku # 10039, May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
let us all be shot
over this bad haiku page.
Deja vu. Surreal
Haiku # 10038, May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by impro
as another choice
you could just murder yourself
we'd really love that
Haiku # 10037, May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
Mellie, have I gone too far?
I will ignore other people's answers...
If you want me to go, I will never return
so things can return to as you wanted them
Haiku # 10036, May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
lion sleeps tonight
full up to pussie's ribbon
don't know when to stop
Haiku # 10035, May 3, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
I love you all just the same
You could murder me
I would still love you
Haiku # 10034, May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, he can still be
a zero, but now doesn't matter
it's later that does
Haiku # 10033, May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
The outside is fresh
And many things need to change
if they hate someone
shoot me, I'll give you my address...
Haiku # 10032, May 3, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't care if you hate me
You don't either
that's what hate is, not caring
Haiku # 10031, May 3, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
association
of speaking mimes is hi'ring
Off to fight the man!
Haiku # 10030, May 3, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro
i commiserate
moxie you are so correct.
these people hate you.
Haiku # 10029, May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by weezer
I don't care anymore
Death came and went
I have influenced you
Haiku # 10028, May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Moxie
then you must have been
a libran. or some other
imagined beastie.
Haiku # 10027, May 3, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by weezer
I see clever blokes
who are free in haiku rules--
don't have to spell out
Haiku # 10026, May 3, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by impro
so why do you fight me?
Haiku # 10025, May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
If you want to hop
all aboard if I am a train
then enjoy the ride
stop playing the "48 Games of Power"
Haiku # 10024, May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
rabid and angry
i was never a lib'ral
you have no rapport
Haiku # 10023, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ash
and it will be life
Haiku # 10022, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
let this train run on.
signalmen drive its progress.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10021, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by weezer
You wait...you'll understand me
Haiku # 10020, May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If it were worthwhile
Haiku # 10019, May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pay it heed
that improper use of brain
cells, it's just whore moans
Haiku # 10018, May 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by impro
when you stop competing
like rabid angry liberals
then you will be artists...
Haiku # 10017, May 3, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
you say haiku now
yet i say something greater
like, haiku later
Haiku # 10016, May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ash
hi hi hi hi hi
juice is loose in his caboose.
who loosed that juice there?
Haiku # 10015, May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by weezer
Who blamed others you once new
left and note
and is no longer with you
that you would say such things?
Aren't drugs the "intellectuals" way
of avoiding our stupid reality?
Haiku # 10014, May 3, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
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