Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

One eye on the left
side blue and clear fortelling
esoteric fear

humbled by the shade
of a sloping brow and tear
WHO SPILLED MY DAMN BEER?
Haiku # 10047, May 3, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro
patience, you bastard
everytime I wait for you
you never show up!
Haiku # 10046, May 3, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
can you forgive me
if i dont show up for the
super finally
Haiku # 10045, May 3, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for some dumb reason
i do not feel like watching
survivor tonight
Haiku # 10044, May 3, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
question ourselves this...
How did moxie find us here
and why did he stay?

this social misfit
misbehaves. We feed his sick
need for rejection
Haiku # 10043, May 3, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ap, uh I mean weezer
stop mellie, please stop
allow us all to profit
from moxie's wise words
Haiku # 10042, May 3, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by weezer
moxie moxie mox
why share your good ideas?
internal strength, mox
Haiku # 10041, May 3, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by weezer
my estimation
you haven't gone far enough
fuck off completely
Haiku # 10040, May 3, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
nope ash...
My mother would kill you
Haiku # 10039, May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
let us all be shot
over this bad haiku page.
Deja vu. Surreal
Haiku # 10038, May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by impro
as another choice
you could just murder yourself
we'd really love that
Haiku # 10037, May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by ash
Mellie, have I gone too far?
I will ignore other people's answers...
If you want me to go, I will never return
so things can return to as you wanted them
Haiku # 10036, May 3, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
lion sleeps tonight
full up to pussie's ribbon
don't know when to stop
Haiku # 10035, May 3, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by mellie
I love you all just the same
You could murder me
I would still love you
Haiku # 10034, May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, he can still be
a zero, but now doesn't matter
it's later that does
Haiku # 10033, May 3, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
The outside is fresh
And many things need to change
if they hate someone
shoot me, I'll give you my address...
Haiku # 10032, May 3, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't care if you hate me
You don't either
that's what hate is, not caring
Haiku # 10031, May 3, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Moxie
association
of speaking mimes is hi'ring
Off to fight the man!
Haiku # 10030, May 3, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro
i commiserate
moxie you are so correct.
these people hate you.
Haiku # 10029, May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by weezer
I don't care anymore
Death came and went
I have influenced you
Haiku # 10028, May 3, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Moxie
then you must have been
a libran. or some other
imagined beastie.
Haiku # 10027, May 3, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by weezer
I see clever blokes
who are free in haiku rules--
don't have to spell out
Haiku # 10026, May 3, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by impro
so why do you fight me?
Haiku # 10025, May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
If you want to hop
all aboard if I am a train
then enjoy the ride
stop playing the "48 Games of Power"
Haiku # 10024, May 3, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
rabid and angry
i was never a lib'ral
you have no rapport
Haiku # 10023, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ash
and it will be life
Haiku # 10022, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
let this train run on.
signalmen drive its progress.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10021, May 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by weezer
You wait...you'll understand me
Haiku # 10020, May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If it were worthwhile
Haiku # 10019, May 3, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pay it heed
that improper use of brain
cells, it's just whore moans
Haiku # 10018, May 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by impro
when you stop competing
like rabid angry liberals
then you will be artists...
Haiku # 10017, May 3, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
you say haiku now
yet i say something greater
like, haiku later
Haiku # 10016, May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ash
hi hi hi hi hi
juice is loose in his caboose.
who loosed that juice there?
Haiku # 10015, May 3, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by weezer
Who blamed others you once new
left and note
and is no longer with you
that you would say such things?
Aren't drugs the "intellectuals" way
of avoiding our stupid reality?
Haiku # 10014, May 3, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Boxing, dodging, stop
Posting, typing, annoying, stop
Emotions have you all
and me, running a circle
downward spiral going up
to where, I don't know
Probably ash's black box
Haiku # 10013, May 3, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if it happens to me
you are happy
if it happens to you
you scream to God
why me?
Haiku # 10012, May 3, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Pride is an expression
of a man in a sweaty shirt
not taking a shower and staying here
answering haikus
Haiku # 10011, May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
pick one up? my god
it sounds like a bad virus
place it in rectum
Haiku # 10010, May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by mellie
Let them fly
Blood and guts
it went this far
let them not
Haiku # 10009, May 3, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Suicide by wanking
rip the thing off?
Or isn't that all release?
Haiku # 10008, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie
can't we all just get
along? no? ok with me!
pass the bullets, please.
Haiku # 10007, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by weezer - rodey king's consience
Somewhere in Toledo
Someone went there
Instead of heaven or hell
when he died
Haiku # 10006, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Mox
Libran...you air sign
Get emotional
Stop thinking
Be me and I'll be you...
Insult me again, well, you'll insult me again...
and I'll get over it...
Haiku # 10005, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
We are there boys and girls
Have some lithium and a pabst for me
Nine Inch Nails, no style, Old Duke
Chaotic, survived suicidalness and proud...
Haiku # 10004, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
I don't just wack off.
I'm a master debater.
the King of the Juice!
Haiku # 10003, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by impro
keep posts up impro
those posts are tasty morsels
that I can feed on
Haiku # 10002, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
oh moxie, moxie
intellect is a box, see?
oh, too dark in there?
Haiku # 10001, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ash
I guess we're all Slim...
Shady, waiting for attention
and big record sales
Haiku # 10000, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
death by wacking off?
suicide caused by a lack
of lubrication?
Haiku # 9999, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by weezer
The Bible is a Holy thing
Mellie, pick one up
And keep it
The Bashers are Pharisees...
Haiku # 9998, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
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