Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

herbs go with chicken.
time to plant thyme. thyme to plant?
No. Don't have the time.

Haiku # 10088, May 3, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by ap
pathetic moxie
a psychosis by proxy
rotting my socks, see?
Haiku # 10087, May 3, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ash
This site is stupid,
The gayest site in the world,
Smells like old, fried balls.
Haiku # 10086, May 3, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bob
tell mellie tell all
i guarantee good results
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 10085, May 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
measure by result
this devil thrives in the flame
pick a worthy foe
Haiku # 10084, May 3, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap
each day we ignore
all manner of ignorance
as part of the course

as stupidity
abounds, we perservere, yes?
we can do it here.
Haiku # 10083, May 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ap
with so much at stake
there ought to be some flaming
i've got the matches
Haiku # 10082, May 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
we can save this form,
preserve our right to enjoy
just ignore the fool.
Haiku # 10081, May 3, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
read 10043
sorry about form
but it's true

I'll never chat again
Haiku # 10080, May 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
no problem with ap
it is just that other chap
spruiking endless crap
Haiku # 10079, May 3, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
never ever me
at least consider the post, ash
ignore this churl
Haiku # 10078, May 3, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
apostrophe man
knows it should have been others'
unhand my handle
Haiku # 10077, May 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash of in reference to #8961
please read
back to 10043.
It's true.
Sorry about form.
Haiku # 10076, May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 10075, May 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pallid imposter?
Paranoid motherfucker
said it. n'moi pas.
Haiku # 10074, May 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
one spurious post
it's haiku 8-9-6-1
i did't write that
Haiku # 10073, May 3, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ash
as a rule of thumb
psychopaths ignore the facts
the world is at fault
Haiku # 10072, May 3, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am the real me
any pallid imposter
obviously not
Haiku # 10071, May 3, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 10070, May 3, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my turn again! Cunt
to mouth, Cock inside - In Deep
suck to fill on cum!
Haiku # 10069, May 3, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Miss Eeything
Funny, I'm ha HA
wait... Funny- heeheehee - ah,
moment. Fu- haa* haa*
Haiku # 10068, May 3, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by unknown songster
You must remember
this... ??? youmustrememberthis?
ah, sigh is a... (sigh)
Haiku # 10067, May 3, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by Rick
Aussie immigration form disclaimers.
nawo chutney ferrets llowed!!!!
nawo uphill gardeners llowed!!!
Haiku # 10066, May 3, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like relationships,
those who care the least, seem to
always get their way
Haiku # 10065, May 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
reminds me of that old
spy book title -Wilderness
of Mirrors-, this site
Haiku # 10064, May 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
remember people
any one can send in stuff
under ANY name
Haiku # 10063, May 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just Henry James kind
of guys, in a Howard Stern
kind of a world
Haiku # 10062, May 3, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For angry Ashlans
I got what I sowed
and here it is
Haiku # 10061, May 3, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by Moxie
My two sides unite
I am unwhole till they are
as one, where is she?
Haiku # 10060, May 3, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperation draws
the right hand path person
not to where they should
be but to this long
dark tunnel of the soul so
wrong yet some so right
That Great Mother like
the pulse of the Earth, why?
Like Abel screaming from the ground
Haiku # 10059, May 3, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Isis, Diana
Aradia...stop calling me!
I can't resist you!

I don't sell "AFLAC"
Or Geico, why do you speak
through the blue star to me!
Haiku # 10058, May 3, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Ash, Weezer, ap?
Same person?
I don't know, but
those in the Flesh seem the same
for I am too...
Haiku # 10057, May 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I stayed because I
want to write something other
than pure drivel

You form the mold
for the silver to become
more pure
Haiku # 10056, May 3, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Break the bread, pass in
peace. I am broken by Lucy's
football antics, as
Charles Scultz, Christian too
better man than I'll ever be
gave us guardian snoops
Haiku # 10055, May 3, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
I can imagine
that "rejection" is something
like a limeish junkie

Hey Bill, I wish you
had let your wife feed your true self
Are you in heaven?
Haiku # 10054, May 3, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Librans aren't anything
but people and that's it, all different
I threw my astrology beliefs out
Really childish
Haiku # 10053, May 3, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Moxie
you should know that i
will be latching the screen door
before i'm alseep
Haiku # 10052, May 3, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I forgive you, but
Don't forget
I've got your sleep number
Haiku # 10051, May 3, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my achin' granny
spurned, turned over, and buggered
robbed of her sweet vag
Haiku # 10050, May 3, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
Il y a ete
une grandmere avec un "cock"?
c'est tres amusent
Haiku # 10049, May 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by impro
funny thing about
my circular driveway I
can't seem to get out
Haiku # 10048, May 3, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by impro
One eye on the left
side blue and clear fortelling
esoteric fear

humbled by the shade
of a sloping brow and tear
WHO SPILLED MY DAMN BEER?
Haiku # 10047, May 3, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro
patience, you bastard
everytime I wait for you
you never show up!
Haiku # 10046, May 3, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
can you forgive me
if i dont show up for the
super finally
Haiku # 10045, May 3, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for some dumb reason
i do not feel like watching
survivor tonight
Haiku # 10044, May 3, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
question ourselves this...
How did moxie find us here
and why did he stay?

this social misfit
misbehaves. We feed his sick
need for rejection
Haiku # 10043, May 3, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by ap, uh I mean weezer
stop mellie, please stop
allow us all to profit
from moxie's wise words
Haiku # 10042, May 3, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by weezer
moxie moxie mox
why share your good ideas?
internal strength, mox
Haiku # 10041, May 3, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by weezer
my estimation
you haven't gone far enough
fuck off completely
Haiku # 10040, May 3, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ash
nope ash...
My mother would kill you
Haiku # 10039, May 3, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Moxie
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