It's not very much fun when your hemorrhoids become sentient.
They've taken to singing theme songs from Asian game shows.
The laugh track is the worst.
It makes my ears bleed and fills my soul with hatred.
Colon cancer would be a most fitting death.
Did you know that
SQRT(a ± b) = SQRT((a + u)/2) ± SQRT((a - u)/2)
if a > b > 0 and u = SQRT(a^2 - b^2)
I didn't know that and I've been doing this shit a long time.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
Split my cock and Caitlyn.
Haiku #56449, by Exit road of another good captcha, but I like the previous one better May 11, 2017 12:15 am ET
Modern Arial to Ground Assault?
Masturbation Anonymous Group Association?
My Ass Grinds Awkwardly?
Mi Amigo Gringo Asshole?
Micturition Anencephaly Grotesque Arbitration?
Haiku #56448, by irapuato pluguffan of My fave captcha so far May 10, 2017 8:38 pm ET
lunch is the last thing
ever on my mind, as they burn
books in Cali to
save the digital
copies, cover their own sick mad
natures as we wait
for a generation
of worthless psychopaths to
die off so we can
MAGA doesn't seem like such
a bad idea right now
There's a small chance I could have worms.
Saw one in the toilet, but it wasn't after I'd pooped.
It was about 2 inches long, just wiggling around in there.
So, I took some worm meds.
Now I'm going to see Alien Covenant.
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