BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
190 Days
and
58573 Haikus
later...
Buy a rubber suit
that allows you to suck farts
like scuba divers.
Haiku #58573, by www.fart-mask.com
May 21, 2018 10:28 pm ET

Buy a rubber suit
that allows you to suck farts
like scuba divers.
Haiku #58572, by www.fart-mask.com
May 21, 2018 10:28 pm ET

Do not eat boogers.
Find a better protein source.
Ask your local vet.
Haiku #58571, by DF of Vogsphere
May 21, 2018 9:03 pm ET

Some men fuck chickens.
Others rape them, but real men
make love to their hens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Haiku #58570, by DF
May 21, 2018 8:54 pm ET

well it's still here but
we do post again, again
casey up at bat
Haiku #58569, by vhs
May 20, 2018 8:45 pm ET

My vagina hurts.
Oh, wait, I have a penis.
that would explain it.
Haiku #58568, by Darth Figpucker
May 20, 2018 5:01 am ET

it's quiet by the
old website like an old bar
old timers only
Haiku #58567, by vhs
May 19, 2018 9:50 am ET

i wonder if there
was a website called badger
haiku in the past
Haiku #58566, by vhs
May 18, 2018 11:15 am ET

pan galactic and
gargle, crushed the mind with a
gold brick so they say

don't forget your towel my froods
Haiku #58565, by vhs of xx
May 16, 2018 11:45 am ET

hernia repaired
though my balzac is blackened
and my manhood bruised
Haiku #58564, by ash
May 16, 2018 9:41 am ET

Oh, that reminds me:
Towel Day is approaching.
You know what I mean.

Some froods might call it
"International", but it's
"Intergalactic".

Vogon poetry
Is a must during these weeks
so expect the worst.
Haiku #58563, by DF
May 16, 2018 6:37 am ET

After a bad flu,
snotted so hard it's like a
nasal orgasm.

Thick and congealed.
My sinuses feel emptied.
And now I can breathe.
Haiku #58562, by DF
May 16, 2018 6:34 am ET

That does not make sense.
I am totally lost now.
Crackers curb sex... HOW?
Haiku #58561, by df
May 16, 2018 6:27 am ET

graham crackers were
meant to cut down on sex but
someone thought it was

a great idea to
put peanut butter on them
and they do taste good
Haiku #58560, by vhs
May 15, 2018 11:44 pm ET

Telll me you don't eat
Graham cracker hamburgers;
that would be... nasty.
Haiku #58559, by df of At a cockfight.
May 15, 2018 7:17 pm ET

the day has won but
hope is rising, i am not
used to having hope

summer
Haiku #58558, by vhs of well i guess i have to get used to good things...ironically
May 15, 2018 11:16 am ET

somehow grahams number
became a meme at my job
but its a kitchen

and i love the stuff
like...burger...burger...burger!!
grahams burgers...yes?

summer
Haiku #58557, by vhs of thats for chaos doll
May 15, 2018 10:58 am ET

How often can one
solve quadratic equations
in one day for cash

before utterly
losing one's mind and running
outside nude and hard

screaming to the world
"Come get some big hard math cock,
fucking equations!"
Haiku #58556, by df of Bellevue Insane Asylum
May 14, 2018 8:48 pm ET

My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.
Haiku #58555, by DF of not at the local brothel, but wishing I was.
May 14, 2018 8:38 pm ET

It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
spam to piss you off.

www.cheapviagrafromcanadabutreallyfromchina.com
Haiku #58554, by mxllwhiplfux of USA... no really!
May 14, 2018 8:32 pm ET

well gotta get the
gattah...CHOOT DA GATTAH, CHOOT
It CHOOT DA GATTAH!

summer
Haiku #58553, by that guy from swamp people done by vhs of maine
May 14, 2018 3:34 pm ET

It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.
Haiku #58552, by Anonymous Poet
May 13, 2018 2:06 am ET

if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall
Haiku #58551, by vhs of chaos says real haiku mention a season
May 12, 2018 11:44 am ET

The best flautus are produced with flautas.
Haiku #58550, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2018 4:00 am ET

Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.
Haiku #58549, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2018 10:45 pm ET

well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie
Haiku #58548, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:28 am ET

so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse
Haiku #58547, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET

Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall
Haiku #58546, by Chaos of Sagittarius A
May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET

well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?
Haiku #58545, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:06 am ET

Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D
Haiku #58544, by dvd of Robonia
May 10, 2018 2:24 pm ET

updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail
Haiku #58543, by vhs
May 10, 2018 10:55 am ET

the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps
Haiku #58542, by vhs
May 9, 2018 1:25 pm ET

i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now
Haiku #58541, by vhs
May 8, 2018 11:13 am ET

im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see
Haiku #58540, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:56 pm ET

drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy
Haiku #58539, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:51 am ET

heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really
Haiku #58538, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:04 am ET

well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now
Haiku #58537, by vhs
May 7, 2018 10:50 am ET

there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently
Haiku #58536, by ash
May 7, 2018 8:40 am ET

Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.
Haiku #58535, by df
May 7, 2018 7:32 am ET

one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?
Haiku #58534, by vhs
May 6, 2018 9:00 am ET

drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo
Haiku #58533, by vhs
May 5, 2018 11:49 pm ET

lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...
Haiku #58532, by vhs
May 4, 2018 11:29 pm ET

someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny
Haiku #58531, by vhs
May 4, 2018 12:24 pm ET

im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy
Haiku #58530, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:14 pm ET

Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.
Haiku #58529, by df
May 3, 2018 12:55 am ET

John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.
Haiku #58528, by Darth Figpucker
May 3, 2018 12:51 am ET

mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away
Haiku #58527, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:30 am ET

ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?
Haiku #58526, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:01 am ET

The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.
Haiku #58525, by df
May 2, 2018 7:19 pm ET

is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?
Haiku #58524, by vhs
May 2, 2018 2:24 pm ET