BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
64 Days
and
61679 Haikus
later...
Poem residue
The clue led to your arrest
Bad Haiku Killer
Haiku #61679, by Matlock of Golden Girlz orgy
January 16, 2019 3:47 am ET

I so love my ku
be it hi or goodbye ku
Go on and try ku
Haiku #61678, by Put it in neutral
January 15, 2019 10:55 pm ET

Just got pulled over
There goes my Ubereats pay
Many, many cold fries
Haiku #61677, by Anonymous Poet
January 15, 2019 10:40 pm ET

Stop fighting about G O D
That dude hates all of us
No argument there
Haiku #61676, by Smote Avoider of Running the other direction
January 15, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Wedding day blues
Walking down the aisle, farting
Till death, you'll share farts
Haiku #61675, by Single of Not Looking
January 15, 2019 8:29 pm ET

Cafeteria
This time drink milk up your nose
You crave attention
Haiku #61674, by Pop your lunchbag
January 15, 2019 8:25 pm ET

Fetal alcohol
Feral children of two drunks
They all had pin heads
Haiku #61673, by Neighbour of Hood
January 15, 2019 8:23 pm ET

If Jews and Moslems
Would just kill each other off,
Our world would improve.
Haiku #61672, by Abrahamic Upgrade
January 15, 2019 3:44 pm ET

Lofan, nude, at door
Bearing coffee and doughnuts
Phallus of Ring Toss
Haiku #61671, by Busty Barb
January 15, 2019 3:19 am ET

Barnyard behemoth
Birdbrain challenge to screw it
Snorting, Raging Bull
Haiku #61670, by Aging Bull Robbed of my dinero of TriBeCa
January 15, 2019 1:04 am ET

By day I hoist hay
Finger fuck farmer's daughter
Until the cock's crow
Haiku #61669, by Hired hand
January 15, 2019 12:57 am ET

Stopped for sustenance
Rotten crane eggs guzzled raw
Flexing my muscle
Haiku #61668, by Hired hand
January 15, 2019 12:55 am ET

I alone, a god
raise high the bleeding trophy:
Haiku's severed head.
Haiku #61667, by Where did y'all go?
January 14, 2019 7:13 pm ET

If could crank out
Six bad haikus per second
I sure would do it.
Haiku #61666, by Belt-Fed Automatic Onslaught of Military-Grade Haiku
January 14, 2019 7:08 pm ET

If Lofan turns out
to be Figpucker again
I will have a cow
Haiku #61665, by Darth F of the Lyrical Water Closet
January 14, 2019 7:01 pm ET

Can't stop just can't stop
I need more and more RIGHT NOW
Oh God, bring it on
Haiku #61664, by Having Haiku Relapse of Please Call Poetic Intervention 4 Me
January 14, 2019 6:58 pm ET

Busty Bus, ye are
nuthin' more than a HARLOT,
you foul Jezebel
Haiku #61663, by Tempt not the Master of Haiku
January 14, 2019 6:55 pm ET

Now PREACH IT, sister.
Haiku goin' to bring them down
to the pit of HAIL !
Haiku #61662, by Snake-handlin' Church of Haiku
January 14, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Haiku done bit me!
Oh Lordy I jess caint stop.
Clem, pass that bottle . . .
Haiku #61661, by Old-timer hidin' frum the Haiku fedral agints of Appalachian Moonshine
January 14, 2019 6:48 pm ET

I remember you
I was hoping you
Haiku #61660, by Busty Bus Passenger
January 14, 2019 6:46 pm ET

It was proof of God.
(Just like that Norwegian girl
With the grape lip-gloss)
Haiku #61659, by Nostalgia of Melancholic Memory of of Distant Past is Better
January 14, 2019 6:42 pm ET

On that bus to AZ:
Guadalupe Huerta was her name
She sat next to me...
Haiku #61658, by And I almost lost it she was so gorgeous
January 14, 2019 6:38 pm ET

Old Lofan . . . alone.
Contemplating Aztec boobs
from wise mountain-view.
Haiku #61657, by Imaginary Painting of Han Dynasty with Enchiladas
January 14, 2019 6:36 pm ET

French fried monkey meat
Compliments of the house, sir
World's Oldest Virgin
Haiku #61656, by Honored guest at funny table of Under table shaking hands with your member
January 14, 2019 5:34 pm ET

Lofan tell tall tales
Penis never been unwrapped
Now past Best Buy Date
Haiku #61655, by U know who of Peeking
January 14, 2019 5:32 pm ET

Young Lofan- happy!
Many fine Chicas like Wong!
to bad Lofan- old...

In past days of yore
Lofan roamed the whole wide world
Chase girls and drink beer!

Now those days are gone
Wong Lofan sad oldster
Living in a hut.
Haiku #61654, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Poet got horny
That's not tits. Those are his balls
You need an eye test

Understandable
Lay off the masturbation
You're losing your sight
Haiku #61653, by Huge right hand of Why?
January 14, 2019 5:24 pm ET

That Mexican girl
is MY angel and goddess.
Smile now, cry later...
Haiku #61652, by Virgin of Guadalupe's Hot Cousin
January 14, 2019 5:05 pm ET

Haiku dissipates
the one thousand things of beer.
Until they return.
Haiku #61651, by Fong Lowan of Tsing Tao
January 14, 2019 5:03 pm ET

Boob-gazing Lofan:
You have evoked the wrath of
Chalchiuhtlicue
Haiku #61650, by Coffee-tits of Azteca Abundance
January 14, 2019 4:56 pm ET

Mictēcacihuātl
Haiku #61649, by Anonymous Poet
January 14, 2019 4:51 pm ET

She served me coffee
And leaned down low on the bar
Her boobs! Outstanding!
Haiku #61648, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 4:28 pm ET

That Mexican girl
Has the Azz of a Goddess
And the soul of a Angel
Haiku #61647, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 4:04 pm ET

Curtain of thick fog
Won't be caught wanking today
Blow jizz all over
Haiku #61646, by Mayor Mcjizz
January 14, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Cool beans amazeballs
Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed scrod cunt
Indescribable
Haiku #61645, by Bro
January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET

So lovely her face
Just one look can break your heart
Do not lose your mind.
Haiku #61644, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET

Drank all of the beer
In Japan and Korea
Now its black coffee
Haiku #61643, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:45 pm ET

Used to roam the world
Now a beat up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku #61642, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:34 pm ET

Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku #61641, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:22 pm ET

Haunted damn condo
Every thing broken
Every fooking day
Haiku #61640, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:17 pm ET

I hear it a lot
but what does it really mean:
Weaponized Autism?
Haiku #61639, by Anonymous Poet
January 14, 2019 11:53 am ET

The same old same old...
Same farts in elevators.
Dude--get over it.
Haiku #61638, by Your Eminence of Flatulence
January 14, 2019 8:45 am ET

I can see it now
Dinosaurs of the old world
Having relations
Haiku #61637, by Starkitten of Pacific Northmoist
January 14, 2019 7:54 am ET

Woot woot!
Haiku #61636, by Admin
January 14, 2019 5:24 am ET

As rare as hens' teeth
Good old fashioned poetry
Every poet stinks
Haiku #61635, by Grandma Poet of Dildo Aisle
January 14, 2019 3:20 am ET

Who runs this web site
Probably old Juggaloes
Ringing Sevice Bell
Haiku #61634, by Customer of Customer service
January 14, 2019 1:00 am ET

I'm so excited
I won first place this weekend
Smelly Ass Award
Haiku #61633, by Win Win Situation of Elevator
January 14, 2019 12:57 am ET

Packed in like sardines
Stench in the elevator
I farted HA HA!
Haiku #61632, by Anonymous Poet
January 13, 2019 11:21 pm ET

Yanking it so hard
Can
Haiku #61631, by Chin hair puller
January 13, 2019 10:24 pm ET

Hansel and Gretel
Left a Diarrhea Trail
Wiped their bums with bread
Haiku #61630, by Story time of Library
January 13, 2019 9:37 pm ET