BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
193 Days
64875 Haikus
Jesus, Cunt, you post shite to yourself to reply to. And this obsession has just gotten tired and old. It's not healthy, man. Get some help. Maybe you should try going fishing or something other than this shite. Gardening maybe. Move to Cali and grow pot... You will never be admired for anything you have done here, that much is certain. You are more repetitive than an autistic parrot.
Haiku #64875, by df
May 25, 2019 12:01 am ET

That tired old story
Cold Vienna stinkfinger
Hardly worth the trip
Haiku #64874, by Traveling of With just a backpack
May 24, 2019 11:27 pm ET

He had an amazing obsess ion with my lips as they stroked the tip of his Vienna dick. Best non smell clip he got to lick and no need for my asshole cause his dick could fit.
Haiku #64873, by Restart of Bet u can't have just one
May 24, 2019 10:33 pm ET

Douching in public
Now a crowd has gathered
Covered with spew now
Haiku #64872, by They got big dicks
May 24, 2019 6:04 pm ET

Excess packaging
Heated meat. Global warming
Labia lunchmeat
Haiku #64871, by Oscar Meyer of Weinermobile (not quite flaccid)
May 24, 2019 2:50 pm ET

Recovery Room
Mean grey alien head nurse
Squeaky shoes blow job
Haiku #64870, by A. Cry4help
May 24, 2019 2:43 pm ET

Surgical insertion slit
Straw of steel into penile hole 12 inches to the 8
Hole placed into the pupils
Dead fetus carved out
Haiku #64869, by Carvation of Cremation
May 24, 2019 2:57 am ET

Fellatio fresh
Clean mountain air. Brand new shoes.
Life of a goatherd
Haiku #64868, by Peter the Shepherd
May 23, 2019 9:12 pm ET

Lawn care erections
Bumping into other Dads
With car wash hards on
Haiku #64867, by Roundup
May 23, 2019 8:58 pm ET

I saw Him do it
He sucked Himself off bone dry
Philippines park bench
Haiku #64866, by is Darth God of Or the Devil?
May 23, 2019 8:18 pm ET

Darth, you're deluded.
You have never sucked God's dick.
That does not make sense.
Haiku #64865, by Be a Good Sheep and Read Your Bible Right NOW
May 23, 2019 5:19 pm ET

I sucked god's dick once
The cum tasted like Satan's
Which begs the question....
Haiku #64864, by the world deserves to end
May 23, 2019 3:40 pm ET

dont care anymore
Haiku #64863, by vhs
May 23, 2019 9:10 am ET

Haiku chicken game:
who will post their garbage next?
The world is waiting...
Haiku #64862, by Haiku Shutdown of General Strike VS. Poetic Boycott
May 22, 2019 7:00 am ET

Your haiku so funny sir
Haha ha VOMIT
Haiku #64861, by Rehabilitation of Regurgitation
May 19, 2019 12:55 pm ET

Foraging for shrooms
Taking a break to get laid
By a dead oak tree
Haiku #64860, by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
May 18, 2019 4:30 pm ET

The beauty parlor
Glitter beard installation
Hipster unicorn!
Haiku #64859, by Caffeinated
May 18, 2019 2:08 pm ET

Ya know I do think you have a good night sleep and I hope you feel good enough for you to be happy with your life and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya girl you know what youre talking about the cops and they dont think you are going on a ride to the store and I have a lot going to go out and there is no way I dont think I will get them in my car and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya ain
Haiku #64858, by Shazam
May 18, 2019 6:28 am ET

Ya know I don
Haiku #64857, by Shazam
May 18, 2019 6:24 am ET

The high diving board
Every time I stand up there
My penis shrivels
Haiku #64856, by Diver of Descending ladder
May 18, 2019 2:34 am ET

If you have trouble
Maintaining an erection
Look into my eyes
Haiku #64855, by Penis Hypnotist of Tent
May 18, 2019 2:32 am ET


I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku #64854, by student
May 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

Haiku #64853, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2019 6:25 pm ET

Haiku stink finger
Pointing with accusations
Brown from your butthoke
Haiku #64852, by Antipoet
May 17, 2019 6:24 pm ET

Your mother's cuntfart
produced YOU (and your Haiku)
so give God glory.
Haiku #64851, by Yo Mama Wuz a Hair-net of Funtcart Follies
May 17, 2019 6:16 pm ET

Old pervert uncle
Fascination with hair nets
He jerked off in them
Haiku #64850, by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
May 17, 2019 3:51 pm ET

When you read my words
bright angels angels angels
illuminate you
Haiku #64849, by God Kicked Your Ass of Because He Loves You
May 17, 2019 6:34 am ET

Bid now or lose out
Bunch of big old fat demons
Say hi and they're yours
Haiku #64848, by Adam Ben Adam of Auction
May 16, 2019 11:14 pm ET

Some demons for sale
Just say hi to Son of God
And demons are free
Haiku #64847, by Adam Ben Adam
May 16, 2019 11:08 pm ET

Suck your own Haiku,
you redundant scribbling dolt.
You bore us to death.
Haiku #64846, by Being Nice 2 U of Niceness
May 16, 2019 10:26 pm ET

Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant
Haiku #64845, by Jolly Green Schmegma of Hi Ho Ho
May 16, 2019 5:47 pm ET

Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking
Haiku #64844, by People Person
May 16, 2019 1:37 pm ET

I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.
Haiku #64843, by Honkler of Honkdom
May 16, 2019 10:06 am ET

Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo
Haiku #64842, by Wang Laughing of Everybody have fun tonight
May 16, 2019 6:59 am ET

In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again

The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit

Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.

They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!
Haiku #64841, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:56 am ET

The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,
Haiku #64840, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:41 am ET

She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
Haiku #64839, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:38 am ET

That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
Haiku #64838, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:28 am ET

Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
Haiku #64837, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:23 am ET

Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
Haiku #64836, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:56 am ET

Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
Haiku #64835, by A real wiener of Wienermobile
May 16, 2019 4:28 am ET

Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
Haiku #64834, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:01 am ET

Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
Haiku #64833, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 3:59 am ET

Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
Haiku #64832, by John Backend Bro of Pringles can
May 16, 2019 3:48 am ET

Lo Fan on mountain
A meditation retreat
Now he is Hi Fan
Haiku #64831, by Hyu Min
May 16, 2019 1:49 am ET

Lo Fan Fan on low
Blowing Barry Manilow
Cunt smile without you
Haiku #64830, by Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
May 16, 2019 12:37 am ET

Where did Lo Fan go?
He was a voice of reason
And wisdom of age...
Haiku #64829, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2019 10:12 pm ET

Roy Clark's hair transplant
Held together with semen
From Buck Owen's cock
Haiku #64828, by Hee Haw of Kornfield
May 15, 2019 1:32 pm ET

You entered the room
Scuse my stiff,formal greeting
Penis Tuxedo
Haiku #64827, by Justin Time of prom season
May 15, 2019 1:25 pm ET

junior samples auto sales
I love my hee haw
Haiku #64826, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:12 pm ET