Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 168 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

Sat broken hearted
Waiting for the poop to fall
Drops stick in my crack.
Haiku # 76999, April 9, 2024 9:55 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i am just yapping
to seventy seven k
victory awaits me
Haiku # 76998, April 9, 2024 9:54 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
i often ponder
if i should quit on grammar
me choosed correct yay
Haiku # 76997, April 9, 2024 9:53 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
Inspiration gone
Imagination sucked dry
Waiting for the rain
Haiku # 76996, April 9, 2024 9:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
pee always be like
no rush take your time ill wait
a sudden puddle
Haiku # 76995, April 9, 2024 9:50 am ET
by oblongpeepee
I have to confess
Oblongpeepee's my daughter
She has my talents.
Haiku # 76994, April 9, 2024 9:48 am ET
by katongking of Sg
House is filled with kids
Each one insufferable
Do I deserve this?
Haiku # 76993, April 9, 2024 9:47 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A target awaits
Seventy seven thousand
As I churn them out.
Haiku # 76992, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i spy a tissue
in the corner of my eye
this is concerning
Haiku # 76991, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by oblongpeepee
haikus for the soul
are written while i take poops
very satisfied
Haiku # 76990, April 9, 2024 9:42 am ET
by oblongpeepee
darkest poetry
total eclipse of the art
as i moon the sun
Haiku # 76989, April 9, 2024 8:41 am ET
by ash of pressed ham, anyone?
darkness of my soul
eats me alive as it eats
as I cry and cry
Haiku # 76988, April 7, 2024 2:01 am ET
by darkness master of the void
two thousand years on
middle eastern clusterfuck
continues to grind
Haiku # 76987, April 6, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by ash of let god sort 'em out, but very slowly
The haiku-demons
They return, to possess me
No-- not THAT . . . no-- AIEEE !!!!!
Haiku # 76986, April 6, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by Lyrical Frothings of Convulsive Spasmodic Creation
My haiku power
Shall blacken their dread hour;
Worldlings shall cower.
Haiku # 76985, April 6, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by All-knowing Omnipotence of Magnificence
It shall be released
From the Pit of all Darkness:
The miasma-cloud.
Haiku # 76984, April 6, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by Blackness of Egyptian Night
It's a sign, oh Lord:
Yea, the SUN shall be darkened...
And Darth shall break wind.
Haiku # 76983, April 6, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Astronomical Comical of Gastronomical
All living creatures
Simultaneously fart
blocking the sun’s rays
Haiku # 76982, April 6, 2024 7:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Flatulations 24:07 Trump Bible
Madame Blavatsky
Bought herself a vibrator...
Sophistry spasmed.
Haiku # 76981, April 5, 2024 6:45 pm ET
by Veil of Isis Removed
Le Bomb was set up
And the era still goes on
Such a long ash time
Haiku # 76980, April 3, 2024 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku-ville
Grasping my dark spud;
The earth full of life and light--
Have you seen my hands?!
Haiku # 76979, April 3, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Mr. Potato Head, Lord and King of Chatbots
Grasping the dark earth

My hands full of light and life

Have you seen my spuds?!
Haiku # 76978, April 3, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by Griffin of Nuneaton
We control your base
Your Easter belong to us.
Now we make the spring.
Haiku # 76977, April 2, 2024 3:28 pm ET
by But Not Downundah
set us up le bomb
the messiah are belong
shining bright above
Haiku # 76976, April 1, 2024 12:11 am ET
by ash of holy wood
Hen was a rooster.
Rooster went looking for chicks.
Cock has a grandma.
Haiku # 76975, March 31, 2024 7:29 pm ET
by Happy Hen-house of Fox News Inc.
It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 76974, March 31, 2024 6:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Christ is indeed KING.
And Israel is not special.
Let the tables turn.
Haiku # 76973, March 31, 2024 4:47 pm ET
by Another Ex-zionist Who is Sick of it All
Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam
Haiku # 76972, March 31, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Mox
Thanks, +
Haiku # 76971, March 30, 2024 9:54 pm ET
by Frbetler of Romania
Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).
Haiku # 76970, March 28, 2024 8:07 pm ET
by Forgive Me, Lord of Heaven Above
lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us
Haiku # 76969, March 28, 2024 7:47 am ET
by ash of what's so good about that friday from jesus' point of view?
Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?
Haiku # 76968, March 27, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by Vinnie in real life of Fairless hills
Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late
Haiku # 76967, March 27, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Still Waiting of The welcome center
Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.
Haiku # 76966, March 24, 2024 7:40 am ET
by CAPITALS of Flavian Dynasty
history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses
Haiku # 76965, March 24, 2024 12:14 am ET
by ash
Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.
Haiku # 76964, March 21, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Sunny of One So True
Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously
Haiku # 76963, March 21, 2024 5:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.
Haiku # 76962, March 20, 2024 10:26 pm ET
by Eternal Recurrence of Revaluation
whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee
Haiku # 76961, March 20, 2024 7:18 am ET
by ash of that too shall pass
pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug
Haiku # 76960, March 19, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by ash of power from the people
Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.
Haiku # 76955, March 15, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by Old Guy Puttering Around the Barn of Downeast
Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again
Haiku # 76954, March 15, 2024 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck
Haiku # 76953, March 14, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by guy who stepped on an exposed, rusty nail of how the hell should I know, I don't work construction
tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn
Haiku # 76952, March 14, 2024 11:20 pm ET
by husky the poet of Canadian Arkansaw
Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring
Haiku # 76951, March 14, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.
Haiku # 76950, March 12, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Orange Can of Ayuh Finestkind
Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!
Haiku # 76949, March 11, 2024 11:02 pm ET
by Mox
Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!
Haiku # 76948, March 11, 2024 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?
Haiku # 76944, March 9, 2024 12:20 pm ET
by Speak Engrish or Fuck Off of Arguing with Bots
I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:
Haiku # 76937, March 4, 2024 12:40 am ET
by Dumb-ass Bot of Intertoobes
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