BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
29 Days
and
57769 Haikus
later...
no really, what is in spam?
Haiku #56445, by vhs
May 9, 2017 1:15 pm ET

watch the religious
digs, there's a part of me
that might forget that

i am SUPPOSED to
be a Christian but you know how
THAT works, history
Haiku #56444, by vhs
May 9, 2017 1:11 pm ET

you know you always
put me on the spot but as
always, truth to trolls

leftover ham mostly
the Russians liked it during
world war two. saved lots

vikings also seem to
like spam spam spam spam spam spam
but who likes Treet?
Haiku #56443, by vhs
May 9, 2017 1:06 pm ET

I like to learn things
Interesting article
Thank you for helping
Haiku #56442, by ipeeinmyownmouth of Chinese spam factory
May 9, 2017 1:16 am ET

Spam consists of ground up Chinese abortions and anti-communist sympathizers and the occasional religious person.
Shaved, put in a steam cooker with MSG, gelatin, and preservatives. Voila! Spam.

And you thought it was rejected pork scraps.
Haiku #56441, by Anonymous Poet
May 8, 2017 8:36 pm ET

now maybe we will
have the ingredients of
spam posted here next
Haiku #56440, by vhs
May 8, 2017 12:26 pm ET

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Haiku #56439, by opweeryp of USA
May 7, 2017 7:42 pm ET

well i think we just
got the ingredients to
cheetos that last post

i like cheetos
Haiku #56438, by vhs
May 7, 2017 1:57 pm ET

Vegetable oil (corn, canola, and/or sunflower) Cheese seasoning (whey, cheddar cheese [milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], canola oil, maltodextrin [made from corn], salt, whey protein concentrate, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, citric acid, artificial color [yellow 6]) Salt.

Just fucking because!
Haiku #56437, by Anonymous Poet
May 7, 2017 8:02 am ET

We'll, no matter what,
I wouldn't want to do his job.
Way too much stress there
Haiku #56436, by T
May 6, 2017 2:35 pm ET

i've known you for years
DPF, same gen as the
Donald himself, self

assured, word for
word, carrying signs and not
repairing bridges
Haiku #56435, by vhs
May 6, 2017 1:52 pm ET

He's a fucking Cheeto!
Artificial fluorescent obnoxious and bad for your health.
With a tiny little dick.
He should be eliminated.
Like burritos on Wednesday morning.
Haiku #56434, by Anonymous Poet
May 6, 2017 2:49 am ET

serious answer
he's a gemini, that kind
tend to be chaos

socially in mind
flittering from thought to thought
he thinks that if he

shows force then the world
will respect the USA
and respect the terms

of this country
Haiku #56433, by vhs
May 5, 2017 1:42 pm ET

Vaginas are horrible things and not to be trusted.
Look at all the damage they've done.
Eskimos for example.
If not for vaginas there would be no Eskimos.
Or Inuits. Whatever.
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May 4, 2017 9:40 pm ET

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Haiku #56431, by twurytru of USA
May 4, 2017 2:17 pm ET

Serious question:
Is the president insane?
I just don't get him.
Haiku #56430, by T
May 4, 2017 2:09 pm ET

i don't FEEL like a
posting on here but you know
keep going on'non
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May 4, 2017 1:23 pm ET

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May 4, 2017 2:36 am ET

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May 4, 2017 2:34 am ET

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Haiku #56426, by Alia Dsouza of UK
May 4, 2017 2:32 am ET

between alex jones
satanic conspiracies and
people i really

do know who have their
personalties split through this
hypnosis crap, why

the hell does my comp
want to keep having me go
play fucking Farmville
Haiku #56425, by vhs
May 3, 2017 12:20 pm ET

What's really fun is
drunken vector calculus
for hookers and drugs.
Haiku #56424, by Anonymous Poet
May 3, 2017 7:28 am ET

Pooping is fun.
It is fun to poop.
Trust me.
Haiku #56423, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 10:29 pm ET

wait a minute it's
a D with the number 8...
someone is going

to let me have it
jokes wise or whatever and
not a made man here...
Haiku #56422, by vhs
May 2, 2017 12:29 pm ET

it's the letter b
with equal signs and the number
8 at the end
Haiku #56421, by vhs
May 2, 2017 12:04 pm ET

B=====D
(it's a skinny one, with a big head.)
Haiku #56420, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 8:33 am ET

I'd like to submit a dick pic here.
Why don't we have that option?
I'm going somewhere else.
Haiku #56419, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 3:14 am ET

whuf... whuf...
There you go.
A new pair of pants.
Haiku #56418, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 3:11 am ET

"Pants" sounds strange to me
Meter is always running
Spew thoughts while you can
Haiku #56417, by Mandingo Ebola
May 2, 2017 12:37 am ET

I'm not counting silly bulls.
Cows are logical, but their milk tastes funny.
Rabbit milk yogurt is too expensive for me.
Dog milk yogurt is cheap. Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
Haiku #56416, by Anymouse Poet
May 1, 2017 4:19 pm ET

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Haiku #56415, by etwyeyey of USA
May 1, 2017 4:59 am ET

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Haiku #56414, by orwupiuo of USA
May 1, 2017 4:51 am ET

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Haiku #56413, by JAMES of FAMOUS
April 30, 2017 5:33 pm ET

under pavement
lies the public's
manifesto of doubt
Haiku #56412, by Richard Apper of Tokyo
April 30, 2017 5:31 pm ET

no, the irs
is too busy going on
with right wing tax dodge

crap, the aliens just
want to play with Cartman's ass
so dont you worry
Haiku #56411, by vhs
April 30, 2017 2:21 pm ET

If I write something here will the aliens and the IRS come get me?
Haiku #56410, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2017 3:33 am ET

will we have naked
lunch spam, bots posting spam to
one another once

our lonely race who
invented The Machines are
but scrap in the past
Haiku #56409, by vhs
April 29, 2017 1:46 pm ET

i didn't know andre
had written spam after the
immoralist but

who knows, who gives
Haiku #56408, by vhs
April 28, 2017 3:07 pm ET

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Haiku #56407, by pooeuuit of USA
April 27, 2017 7:34 pm ET

there's the before and
after thing which no one knows
what is was like when

the jedi were still

with us
Haiku #56406, by vhs
April 27, 2017 2:08 pm ET

isn't it fun to speak
in acronyms, MREs
anyone? taste test
Haiku #56405, by vhs
April 26, 2017 10:19 am ET

Positivity
Tough to muster in strange times
Do it anyway
Haiku #56404, by T
April 26, 2017 8:35 am ET

i'm so i don't care
if the SHTF it
just gets it over

much much much sooner
than it would if it drew itself
out through snowflakes
Haiku #56403, by vhs
April 25, 2017 1:22 pm ET

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April 25, 2017 8:17 am ET

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Haiku #56401, by ouriutpt of USA
April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET

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Haiku #56400, by perituui of USA
April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET

They're called dishwashers, Lush!
I can't believe you'd use the W-word on here.
That is tasteless.
Haiku #56399, by df
April 25, 2017 1:13 am ET

2016
Proof: America
Hates women more than niggers
Vive Economie
Haiku #56398, by Lush
April 24, 2017 11:29 pm ET

i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku #56397, by vhs of Hall RENTED
April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56396, by iweieryt of USA
April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET