BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
197 Days
and
56593 Haikus
later...
Pooping is fun.
It is fun to poop.
Trust me.
Haiku #56423, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 10:29 pm ET

wait a minute it's
a D with the number 8...
someone is going

to let me have it
jokes wise or whatever and
not a made man here...
Haiku #56422, by vhs
May 2, 2017 12:29 pm ET

it's the letter b
with equal signs and the number
8 at the end
Haiku #56421, by vhs
May 2, 2017 12:04 pm ET

B=====D
(it's a skinny one, with a big head.)
Haiku #56420, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 8:33 am ET

I'd like to submit a dick pic here.
Why don't we have that option?
I'm going somewhere else.
Haiku #56419, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 3:14 am ET

whuf... whuf...
There you go.
A new pair of pants.
Haiku #56418, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2017 3:11 am ET

"Pants" sounds strange to me
Meter is always running
Spew thoughts while you can
Haiku #56417, by Mandingo Ebola
May 2, 2017 12:37 am ET

I'm not counting silly bulls.
Cows are logical, but their milk tastes funny.
Rabbit milk yogurt is too expensive for me.
Dog milk yogurt is cheap. Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
Haiku #56416, by Anymouse Poet
May 1, 2017 4:19 pm ET

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Haiku #56415, by etwyeyey of USA
May 1, 2017 4:59 am ET

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Haiku #56414, by orwupiuo of USA
May 1, 2017 4:51 am ET

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Haiku #56413, by JAMES of FAMOUS
April 30, 2017 5:33 pm ET

under pavement
lies the public's
manifesto of doubt
Haiku #56412, by Richard Apper of Tokyo
April 30, 2017 5:31 pm ET

no, the irs
is too busy going on
with right wing tax dodge

crap, the aliens just
want to play with Cartman's ass
so dont you worry
Haiku #56411, by vhs
April 30, 2017 2:21 pm ET

If I write something here will the aliens and the IRS come get me?
Haiku #56410, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2017 3:33 am ET

will we have naked
lunch spam, bots posting spam to
one another once

our lonely race who
invented The Machines are
but scrap in the past
Haiku #56409, by vhs
April 29, 2017 1:46 pm ET

i didn't know andre
had written spam after the
immoralist but

who knows, who gives
Haiku #56408, by vhs
April 28, 2017 3:07 pm ET

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Haiku #56407, by pooeuuit of USA
April 27, 2017 7:34 pm ET

there's the before and
after thing which no one knows
what is was like when

the jedi were still

with us
Haiku #56406, by vhs
April 27, 2017 2:08 pm ET

isn't it fun to speak
in acronyms, MREs
anyone? taste test
Haiku #56405, by vhs
April 26, 2017 10:19 am ET

Positivity
Tough to muster in strange times
Do it anyway
Haiku #56404, by T
April 26, 2017 8:35 am ET

i'm so i don't care
if the SHTF it
just gets it over

much much much sooner
than it would if it drew itself
out through snowflakes
Haiku #56403, by vhs
April 25, 2017 1:22 pm ET

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Haiku #56402, by eoierwoy of USA
April 25, 2017 8:17 am ET

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Haiku #56401, by ouriutpt of USA
April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET

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Haiku #56400, by perituui of USA
April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET

They're called dishwashers, Lush!
I can't believe you'd use the W-word on here.
That is tasteless.
Haiku #56399, by df
April 25, 2017 1:13 am ET

2016
Proof: America
Hates women more than niggers
Vive Economie
Haiku #56398, by Lush
April 24, 2017 11:29 pm ET

i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku #56397, by vhs of Hall RENTED
April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56396, by iweieryt of USA
April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET

Looking forward to the demise of the Earth.
I hope we have enough fire power.
Testes, testes, 1, 2,... 3?
Haiku #56395, by barton calle
April 24, 2017 6:42 am ET

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Haiku #56394, by iweieryt of USA
April 23, 2017 3:36 pm ET

we know that china
is ramping up the army
and other forces

and they're into these
computer war things and this
spam is a testing...
Haiku #56393, by vhs
April 23, 2017 1:58 pm ET

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Haiku #56392, by iiwtipip of USA
April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET

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Haiku #56391, by ueetiwwp of USA
April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET

i hate cliches
Haiku #56390, by vhs
April 22, 2017 2:13 pm ET

i hate niggers
Haiku #56389, by johnny rebel of dixie land
April 22, 2017 9:39 am ET

I'll guess have to fuck my wife tonight.
Can I get her drunk and pay one of you to do it?
email me: Darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
Haiku #56388, by calle hornet
April 22, 2017 7:33 am ET

This ain't your Aunt May's haiku.
This here's the real mother fuckin' McCoy.
No, not Star Trek, you fucking geek.
Hillbilly clan feuds.
Feuds, not foods.
Possum roadkill pot pie.
Corn mash hangover throbbing.
Haiku #56387, by viersen taxi
April 22, 2017 7:31 am ET

Awaken sleeping
You become the things you do
Do they become you?
Haiku #56386, by Snooty Haberdasher of nice restroom
April 22, 2017 1:14 am ET

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Haiku #56385, by wipiwtuw of USA
April 20, 2017 8:25 am ET

Happy Four Twenty!
Smoke the sticky green goodness
Cure for what ails you
Haiku #56384, by Unless you have emphysema...then it could kill you of Rocky Mountain High
April 20, 2017 1:19 am ET

The sky above
When you need
places to eat near me
http://places-to-eat-near-me.mobi
Haiku #56383, by Sindy of united States
April 19, 2017 9:19 am ET

You are all crazy
What is this sick mess of words?
None of it makes sense.
Haiku #56382, by Anonymous Poet
April 19, 2017 8:54 am ET

Ëþáîé òåêñò 2 ñëîâà
Haiku #56381, by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET

Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku #56380, by Lyon Ruelle
April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET

We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku #56379, by Street Massaua
April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET

of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku #56378, by vhs
April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET

Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku #56377, by Tels Centre
April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET

Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku #56376, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET

Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku #56375, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET

Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku #56374, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET