Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

I'm not counting silly bulls.
Cows are logical, but their milk tastes funny.
Rabbit milk yogurt is too expensive for me.
Dog milk yogurt is cheap. Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
Haiku # 56416, May 1, 2017 4:19 pm ET
by Anymouse Poet
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Haiku # 56415, May 1, 2017 4:59 am ET
by etwyeyey of USA
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Haiku # 56414, May 1, 2017 4:51 am ET
by orwupiuo of USA
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Haiku # 56413, April 30, 2017 5:33 pm ET
by JAMES of FAMOUS
under pavement
lies the public's
manifesto of doubt
Haiku # 56412, April 30, 2017 5:31 pm ET
by Richard Apper of Tokyo
no, the irs
is too busy going on
with right wing tax dodge

crap, the aliens just
want to play with Cartman's ass
so dont you worry
Haiku # 56411, April 30, 2017 2:21 pm ET
by vhs
If I write something here will the aliens and the IRS come get me?
Haiku # 56410, April 30, 2017 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
will we have naked
lunch spam, bots posting spam to
one another once

our lonely race who
invented The Machines are
but scrap in the past
Haiku # 56409, April 29, 2017 1:46 pm ET
by vhs
i didn't know andre
had written spam after the
immoralist but

who knows, who gives
Haiku # 56408, April 28, 2017 3:07 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56407, April 27, 2017 7:34 pm ET
by pooeuuit of USA
there's the before and
after thing which no one knows
what is was like when

the jedi were still

with us
Haiku # 56406, April 27, 2017 2:08 pm ET
by vhs
isn't it fun to speak
in acronyms, MREs
anyone? taste test
Haiku # 56405, April 26, 2017 10:19 am ET
by vhs
Positivity
Tough to muster in strange times
Do it anyway
Haiku # 56404, April 26, 2017 8:35 am ET
by T
i'm so i don't care
if the SHTF it
just gets it over

much much much sooner
than it would if it drew itself
out through snowflakes
Haiku # 56403, April 25, 2017 1:22 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56402, April 25, 2017 8:17 am ET
by eoierwoy of USA
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Haiku # 56401, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by ouriutpt of USA
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Haiku # 56400, April 25, 2017 3:18 am ET
by perituui of USA
They're called dishwashers, Lush!
I can't believe you'd use the W-word on here.
That is tasteless.
Haiku # 56399, April 25, 2017 1:13 am ET
by df
i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku # 56397, April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET
by vhs of Hall RENTED
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Haiku # 56396, April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET
by iweieryt of USA
Looking forward to the demise of the Earth.
I hope we have enough fire power.
Testes, testes, 1, 2,... 3?
Haiku # 56395, April 24, 2017 6:42 am ET
by barton calle
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Haiku # 56394, April 23, 2017 3:36 pm ET
by iweieryt of USA
we know that china
is ramping up the army
and other forces

and they're into these
computer war things and this
spam is a testing...
Haiku # 56393, April 23, 2017 1:58 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56392, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by iiwtipip of USA
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Haiku # 56391, April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET
by ueetiwwp of USA
i hate cliches
Haiku # 56390, April 22, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
I'll guess have to fuck my wife tonight.
Can I get her drunk and pay one of you to do it?
email me: Darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
Haiku # 56388, April 22, 2017 7:33 am ET
by calle hornet
This ain't your Aunt May's haiku.
This here's the real mother fuckin' McCoy.
No, not Star Trek, you fucking geek.
Hillbilly clan feuds.
Feuds, not foods.
Possum roadkill pot pie.
Corn mash hangover throbbing.
Haiku # 56387, April 22, 2017 7:31 am ET
by viersen taxi
Awaken sleeping
You become the things you do
Do they become you?
Haiku # 56386, April 22, 2017 1:14 am ET
by Snooty Haberdasher of nice restroom
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Haiku # 56385, April 20, 2017 8:25 am ET
by wipiwtuw of USA
Happy Four Twenty!
Smoke the sticky green goodness
Cure for what ails you
Haiku # 56384, April 20, 2017 1:19 am ET
by Unless you have emphysema...then it could kill you of Rocky Mountain High
The sky above
When you need
places to eat near me
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Haiku # 56383, April 19, 2017 9:19 am ET
by Sindy of united States
You are all crazy
What is this sick mess of words?
None of it makes sense.
Haiku # 56382, April 19, 2017 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ëþáîé òåêñò 2 ñëîâà
Haiku # 56381, April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET
by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku # 56380, April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by Lyon Ruelle
We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku # 56379, April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by Street Massaua
of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku # 56378, April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku # 56377, April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET
by Tels Centre
Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku # 56376, April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET
by iamback
Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku # 56375, April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET
by iamback
Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku # 56374, April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET
by iamback
it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku # 56373, April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku # 56372, April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Happy Easter!
Haiku # 56371, April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET
by df of by the way
Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku # 56370, April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku # 56369, April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET
by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku # 56368, April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET
by caccia fern
Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku # 56367, April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET
by 20th esperamos
Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku # 56366, April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by Permit Avenue
it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku # 56365, April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET
by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
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