Crazy Swedish twins.
Madness on the Motorway.
La folie a deux.
by Ursula of Sabena 
 
			
Fart introduction...
Are haiku belong to you?
Up your bathroom hole
by Clean up in aisle 9 of Stink 
 
			
Balot.
by Can we just give the site back to the real poets. of Your hate is tearing you down. Just send it to me. 
 
			
Let's just settle it
Balut egg eating contest
The winner gets the runs
by Rhapsody in Balut of Restroom 
 
			
Parallel timeline:
Ukraine invaded because
They're mostly unvaxxed
by Media fawns over Putin
 
			
Tossing and turning:
Who told all the foreigners
About bad haiku?
by Why have you done this?
 
			
I have seen your power to destroy and it is awesome. I have seen Christ's power. There is no forgiveness for the evil one. You must destroy it. The push of a button.
by Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
 
			
			
Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.
by C.A.O. Granada of Map of Nicaragua Inside Band 
 
			
Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.
by Haikuized 4 You of U Owe Me Big Time 
 
			
How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
by The World
 
			
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
by Keen of Quing 
 
			
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold 
 
			
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture 
 
			
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
by Stink Beak of Old Willow  
 
			
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
by Shirley Smothers
 
			
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later 
 
			
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
by Extinction  of Stink 
 
			
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
by Pervert Dinosaur 
 
			
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
by Abomination of Desolation 
 
			
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
by Hydra Onion of Minsk 
 
			
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa 
None of you business
by Deplorable 
 
			
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good 
 
			
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs 
 
			
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
by Cant wait for ww3 
 
			
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc. 
 
			
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush 
 
			
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley 
 
			
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan 
 
			
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking  why.
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state 
 
			
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
by Pervert Dinosaur 
 
			
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal) 
 
			
Pervert Dinosaur 
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
by Pervert Dinosaur 
 
			
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
by Sorry they fooled you
 
			
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
by Battle on keyboard warrior
 
			
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved 
 
			
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945 
 
			
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch 
 
			
"But Putin is bad!"
 Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"
by Tell Lie Vision of War is Profitable (but only for them) 
 
			
Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them
by I Get That of can you blame the guy? 
 
			
Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)
by Nuland, Undersecretary  of State confirmed in a hearing 
 
			
The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion? 
 
			
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard 
 
			
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
by you don't have to eat it
 
			
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified 
 
			
Russian murderers 
Blowing up kids and babies 
Please pass the popcorn
by Conservative Apologist 
 
			
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation 
 
			
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
by Jen Psucky of Fake President