I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.
by Which crypto u like?
It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.
by See??????????????????????? of Text me, sex-tee. Ask your naughtiest kinks.
Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.
by Moose and Squirrel Must Be Stopped, Dahlink of June Foray
There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.
by God Loves You!
Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.
by blah blah ack peesh
Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...
by Hell-hound on Your Trail of Bayou
critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games
by vhs
sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite
by vhs
I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams
by Cyan-diagnosis! of Crazy Girl
i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes
baking in the sun
by vhs
My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost
by Cyananananie of Shugar Land
You owe Bad Haiku.
You owe this site your own soul.
That's if you have one . . .
by If You Have No Soul It's On You
Bad Haiku will speak.
Bad Haiku will give wisdom.
Ignore Bad Haiku.
by Haiku Controls Your Soul
Signs from the planets
Texting ex boyfriends again
Was it meant to be?
by cyantosis gang of Williams Trace Boogie
Stephanie Meyer
My favorite author of old
I am a cyan Reed
by Color me Pink Sleitchen of Sweet water
this is not haiku
no, this is an NFT
starting price, $10K
by scotch of serious bids only
Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
So... "Keep On Truckin"!
by Oh Canada of The Great White North
Thank you for yours bot.
You am technospam interest.
You are kiss my bot.
by Sad Lonely Chatbot Algorithm of Looking for a Hot Bot Tell Me what U Got
Stephanie Meyers:
like Jane Austen if Austen
was not a dumb ho
by bookmrow of No ClasS
cough cough cough, one of
these days could be my last and
life would def. go on
by vhs
People take shit too black and white for no reason. The amount of people who actively deny themselves art because of pre conceived notions has always been an extremely interesting social thing to me.
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz - The U.S.
There's not enough God
and way too many riots.
Covid: miracle.
by Rising from the Ashes of Ash
Just sleep late will you?
Leave the damn groundhogs alone
They don't need that shit
by Anglo Sexon
Save us from ourselves
Send a monkey to Pluto
Hemorrhoid licker
by Unnatural Selection
silence is golden
sometimes, people seem to forget
that these days, yo.
by vhs
canadas truckers
will the woke awaken from
the frozen stories?
by vhs
i hot the fehlingk
za behlever yah ist feels
bad alls not vell here
by vhs
there's too much covid
and not enough miracles
god's such a riot
by ash
I've returned again,
Bob the Snob, and I'm
From the internet!
I came on this site,
When I was but a young boy,
Now I feel so old.
First time I was here,
Two thousand and eight,
Last, twenty fourteen.
Twenty twenty two;
The world has changed too much now.
Nothing is the same.
What will future bring?
Will the world open back up?
Were these the good times?
Looking back again,
Will I think how young I was,
Back in current year?
Keep my words alive,
Search for "Bob the Snob"
From "The Internet"
Here, yet off I go,
Hurtling into the future,
When will I be back?
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
phantom hitchhikers
skinwalkers, black eyed children,
and my ex girlfriend
by vhs
This site having plans
for invasion of Ukraine.
No wonder was blocked!
by Sneaky Little Boris of Greater RUSSIA
It said I can re
Ply to this conversation
Then there was the void
by Waiting for godot
Sometimes the void speaks
Some say silence is violence
I say it's violins
by Mox
Confidence is an
Illusion when we all fall
Down, feast or cliche
by Mox
Ash, you are brilliant.
You are the Lord of haiku.
And you taught Basho.
by Anyone else see weird lines on last line before it's posted?
here's my good advice
when nothing is left to say
just shut the fuck up
by ash, of course i'll be back though...
like diarrhoea
after a bowel obstruction
let my haiku flow
by ash
not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails
by ash
haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella
by ash
it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
by ash
Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.
by Haiku Meal Plan of Lose Up To 17 Syllables in ONE POEM!
speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...
by vhs
its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof
by vhs
Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.
by Be kind. of It's own reward.
to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld
by vhs
they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs
by vhs
a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the
subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line
by vhs
salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place
by vhs
