Nothing's more cringey
than using the word cringey.
PC cunt crackers.
by Right????
And don’t come back here
With that bad cut-and-paste porn.
It is SO cringey.
by Not Even Titillating of Tech-bots SUCK
Old earth or young earth ?
What are they hiding and why ?
Atlantis revealed . . .
by Plato of Critias
It's all a big lie:
Radio-carbon dating...
Pure propaganda!
by Dating Sites of Permian Die-off
Miscounted syllables.
Holy shit, I did it again!
Oh well.
by blahblahblah
Janis is now "away".
On vacation in Thailand.
With lots of hot boys.
by Can you blame her?
Maybe this whole site
is Darth Figpucker's madness . . .
There is no "Janis" (?)
by Pucker Up, Fig of Proverbial Fig Tree
Dang Mukbang gangbang
Drop your pants and let it hang
Cool breeze on your whang
by Spinning like a weathervane in the eye of a hurricane
Yeah, wow, this is nice.
Maybe I'll die of covid.
That would improve things.
by Then all will be right with the world. of So sayeth The Lord.
Wholesome poetry
The Bots can't tolerate it
They've been defeated!
by Long Live Bad Haiku! of Everlasting Fruit of Old Willow
Don't have a bidet
I just used the garden hose
I smell like a rose
by Multitasker of Fertilizer of the Garden
Bidet clean up time.
That's a very good question.
Too many factors.
What food did you eat?
Is it solid or sticky?
What's your anus like?
Do you like the spray?
Enjoy playing with water?
You know it feels good.
It's anywhere from
ten seconds to three minutes.
Get the most of life.
After clean up I
often get a second wave
of turds coming out.
Why on earth is that?
I guess it's because I'm old.
Never did before.
Here is my answer:
You'll have to try it and see.
Report back to us.
by Use a stop watch. of No cheating.
If you write haiku
that are then about haiku,
that's lazy writing.
And that offends God.
It also offends Satan.
And nobody cares.
We'll all burn in hell.
When there, I'll scream my poems.
Pain and agony.
I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll
all scream for ice cream, melted
poo flavored ice cream.
A flying demon
pooping ice cream into cones
of toilet paper.
Hot melted sugar
clings to your skin, searing flesh
in the flames of hell.
by What a party! of Don't even ask about the birthday cake in hell. You don't want to know.
Is Figpucker God?
If so, I present to Him
this humble haiku
by At Darth's feet of Kneeling
Tureen of goat meat
Seen in my drunken stupor
Your unflushed toilet
by Billy of Shitty Stall
How long does it take
For the clean up procedure
using a bidet?
by Andy McShathere of Waiting
According to you
I've offended all the gods
with my poetry
by Bad Haiku Poet of Weeping under Old Willow
Fortuitous fart
From across a crowded room
You followed the scent
by Passwinder Patil of Currying your favour
God does not love you.
The world sees the things you've done.
You will burn in hell.
by And I will be there reading my poems at you. of Much worse than burning, yeah?
I don't speak Russian.
Nor do I sell porn novels.
Go ask your mother.
by Darth Whorendous
Penis-shaped package.
And cash on delivery.
You call that discrete?!
by Like I will accept it! of Next time get my name right.
Haiku poetry
Delivered fresh to your door
Discreet packaging
by Old Willow Enterprises of 17 Syllable Way, just past the Old Willow exit
I think Darth's the bot
by Anonymous Poet
Dark, yellow urine
You thought it was lemonade
Asked for a refill
by Entrepeeneur of Rest Area
Hey, cut/paste text-bot:
Captcha my package, dimwit.
(Dull algorithm)
by Unplug the Bots of Live-birth Mammalian
I'll use your bidet
Do you ride it like horse?
'Cause I've got the trots
by Trifecta of Washroom Flushing Downs
Jumping roof to roof
Clearing obstacles with ease
Familiar Horseface
by Sarah Jessica Parkour
God! He sneezed on me.
Emotional tragedy!
I think I will sue!
by Oy vay, I need a Jewish lawyer.
No, i don't want your boilded bananas nor your rainbow feather dusters. Get out of the street.
by Priveldged rich asshole
Like veggie burgers,
haiku that don't mention poop...
What the hell's the point?!
by Call them highpoo
Wish you could see it.
Public restrooms with bidets.
Civilization!
by Squeeky clean!
He lost his dandy,
Yankee Doodle messed his drawers.
Donald Trump rejoiced.
by No, not his dresser drawers.
He lost his dandy,
Yankee Doodle messed his drawers.
Donald Trump rejoiced.
by No, not his dresser drawers.
But seriously
Sometimes there are poems here
that don't mention poop
by This is not one of them
Gina Carano
can use you for a butt plug.
Fart you into space.
by Who needs Space X???
Then move to Asia.
Hire Flippos to wipe you.
Thirteen bucks a day.
by They can feed you too. of But I dont know if airlines take 600 lb people.
No, that's unicorns
Like a horse but with a horn
(Whinnied from next stall)
by It floats, made of Oats
Six hundred pound life.
Phenomenal manure pile!
But, can't reach to wipe
by Tosser of Bog roll
I thought transformers
can use the women's bathroom.
Rainbow colored poo.
by Poo and stool. Add those to the list. of Https://https.com
It's not so dusty.
Don't believe me? Ask the Pope.
But he always lies.
by The silly cathies. 99.9 % hypocrites. of Especially in poor places. Just a joke.
He shat with such force
He turned himself inside out
And wiped his nose clean
by Transformers of Washroom
Fiber One
It will flush you out.
So that you can flush it down.
Good for colon health.
by General Mills sales rep.
Mother Teresa
washing out her dusty snatch
Ever had that dream?
by Dreamer of Dreams
How many bran flakes
does it take to make you poop?
Ate one too many
by Cereal Killer of of Underwear
Plant pornography
Turning over a new leaf
Turning on the hose
by Editor in Chief of Better Hoes and Gardens
It hasn't stopped yet.
This toilet's overflowing.
Pressurized sewage.
by Turd explosion.
The bot stopped posting
It's a haiku miracle
God Bless Bad Haiku
by Thankful of Old Willow Mental Hospital
I'll stay here on earth.
Zero g pooping's a mess.
And hard to squeeze out.
by And my sphincter might get sucked oit the vacuum flusher.
That's no octopus.
It's a ladyboy hooker.
With eight rubber dongs.
by One for each hole. of Japanese businessmen flock here for that shit.
Rainbow Octopus
Spotted off Philippines coast
Did you see it, Darth?
by LGBTQ Cephalopod of My pronouns are Mush head and Grabby
