He lost his dandy,
Yankee Doodle messed his drawers.
Donald Trump rejoiced.
by No, not his dresser drawers.
But seriously
Sometimes there are poems here
that don't mention poop
by This is not one of them
Gina Carano
can use you for a butt plug.
Fart you into space.
by Who needs Space X???
Then move to Asia.
Hire Flippos to wipe you.
Thirteen bucks a day.
by They can feed you too. of But I dont know if airlines take 600 lb people.
No, that's unicorns
Like a horse but with a horn
(Whinnied from next stall)
by It floats, made of Oats
Six hundred pound life.
Phenomenal manure pile!
But, can't reach to wipe
by Tosser of Bog roll
I thought transformers
can use the women's bathroom.
Rainbow colored poo.
by Poo and stool. Add those to the list. of Https://https.com
It's not so dusty.
Don't believe me? Ask the Pope.
But he always lies.
by The silly cathies. 99.9 % hypocrites. of Especially in poor places. Just a joke.
He shat with such force
He turned himself inside out
And wiped his nose clean
by Transformers of Washroom
Fiber One
It will flush you out.
So that you can flush it down.
Good for colon health.
by General Mills sales rep.
Mother Teresa
washing out her dusty snatch
Ever had that dream?
by Dreamer of Dreams
How many bran flakes
does it take to make you poop?
Ate one too many
by Cereal Killer of of Underwear
Plant pornography
Turning over a new leaf
Turning on the hose
by Editor in Chief of Better Hoes and Gardens
It hasn't stopped yet.
This toilet's overflowing.
Pressurized sewage.
by Turd explosion.
The bot stopped posting
It's a haiku miracle
God Bless Bad Haiku
by Thankful of Old Willow Mental Hospital
I'll stay here on earth.
Zero g pooping's a mess.
And hard to squeeze out.
by And my sphincter might get sucked oit the vacuum flusher.
That's no octopus.
It's a ladyboy hooker.
With eight rubber dongs.
by One for each hole. of Japanese businessmen flock here for that shit.
Rainbow Octopus
Spotted off Philippines coast
Did you see it, Darth?
by LGBTQ Cephalopod of My pronouns are Mush head and Grabby
Up in outer space
There's a plugged up alien
straining on the john
by Anita Klenz of Outskirts of Uranus
Said the magic words
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
by Cheering of Crowd
Said the magic words
The bots have been defeated
Long live Bad Haiku
by Cheering of Crowd
I think it's my ex.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
by So she is writing this garbage! of It must be!
I think it's my ex.
She's a whore and hates haiku.
And looks like a pig.
by So she is writing this garbage! of It must be!
Who is programming
The anti-haiku sex-bots
to take down this site?
by They Are Afraid of Bad Haiku !
No bots in heaven.
No pornographers either.
And no bad haiku.
by You MUST believe in the blood of Christ to be saved
I have to admit
I was so proud of myself
when you liked this one
This grizzly bear scat
has beautiful red berries
Christmas centerpiece
Haiku #68508, by Interior Defecator of Alaska
October 27, 2020 2:01 am ET
by SK
Well, I hope someone's making money off this b/c to think this is just done for the sake of someone being an asshole is almost as vile as my haiku.
Let's take the time to reflect, go back to the first 200 bad haiku posted here, what's your favorite worst haiku or even non-haiku? Hmmmmm?????
by Ye Olden Pucker of Figs of Yore
Haiku Titanic
Making room for Figpucker
Hop on this ice chunk
by SK of No,you can't bring your cheese collection
It's like being chained
in a Philippine shitehouse
hole in wet season.
Help me Iamback
Kenobi, you're my only
hope... or maybe not.
by Poopie pants pout.
Hokusai-san's wave
must have protected this site
from waves of trash-text.
by Golden Age of Bad Haiku
Yes, you were pregnant
But not with haiku poems
Get with the program
by Noticer
Jesus... we're all doomed.
And, you know, thank God for that.
We are so useless.
by Humanity is a parasite.
Why does your butt sag?
From carrying extra weight
of your endowment?
by Concerned
Text/paste bot must DIE!
We all know the reason why:
The LIE is A.I.
by Rhymed Haiku Stinks of Rancid Cheese
This brand new product
called Pucker Up Butter Cup
helps saggy butthole
by Doctor Proctor
So the bot moved to
another website because
I reported it.
by I tried. of This telegra.ph website has no abuse reporting. Life.
If you write haiku,
you can't get into heaven.
God does not approve.
by The Pope
I'm in Manila.
Just witnessed a salesman
raping crocodiles.
by 2000 Peso admission. of Life of a crosswalk.
I'm in Florida
Just saw an alligator
using a crosswalk
by Life of a Salesman
Swimming in sewage
with third world country children
and bathing old folks.
Turds go floating by
amidst plastic bags, diapers,
and Styrofoam cups.
They laugh at covid.
Their immune system is tops.
Me, I'm not so sure.
by Thank God for diving masks. of Soon all the oceans will be like this. Mark my turds.
When you need knee pads
to kneed the seed from your steed,
you know you're a pro.
by Avoid those joint pains and aches.
*squirt
NOT squire.
by Anonymous Poet
Testicle pimples.
Twice the squire for your effort.
And more flavorful.
by Variety in your dining experience. of Complimentary knee pads.
Have you ever tried
those ab wheels on ab day?
Puts the hurt on you.
But so effective.
Try two hundred reps per day.
You'll get a six pack.
No, I don't mean beer.
Unless you are V H S.
You know what I mean.
He will do one rep
then piss off down to the pub
and down seven pints.
As seen on TV.
Also on Walmart.com.
Not yet on TurdPress.
by Figgy Dimpleton
I know this won't help.
But if we don't try something...
then we're doomed to this.
by https://wordpress.com/abuse/ of Have fun reporting I did like 15 of them.
Fuck your useless prose.
Site is for haiku. HAIKU.
Eat my ass, you bot.
by Man VS. Machine of course Man will Prevail
Autograph my ass
Sign your name across my fart
Tattoo my scat, too
by Terrence Trenchmouth Darthby of Fecal Colorforms
Penis Elote
Fiesta Time in your pants
Comes off cob, creamed corn
by From the makers of Genital Corndog
Robots are perverts
Is there a demonic cause
or their programming?
by Can any of this be proven? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
We need to sign in.
Then all spam will go away.
I've said this before.
by But does anyone listen to me? Nope!
