I'd go out with you
Just think of that poetry
But no touching, Darth
by Secret Admirer of Under old willow
Asian prostitutes.
Economical plane trips.
Where's our money gone?!
by Bert & Ernie of And you thought we were gay. Ha!
Chicks dig the haiku.
And white hair. And beer belly.
Believe me (in verse.)
by Supermodels Kill for My Haiku
Spewing syllables
Hot poet ejaculate
Was it good for me?
by A. Lone of Messy
Haiku statistics
There's just one poet on here
It's masturbation
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Oh my God, ya think?!
Chicks do not like poetry?
They like cock and cash?
by I'm a middle aged pervert b/c I'm middle aged. of Young men are not perverts, they are young men... Unless they're poets, that's pervy.
There are no chicks here
Sausage party circle jerk
Of middle aged creeps
by Jesus of Jonestown
Unlike you, my friend,
I'm not here to pick up chicks.
Stud muffin poet.
by dw of Go be attractive somewhere else! ;-)
genital humour
repetitive as herpes
just as attractive
by ash
Crushed fiber glass with
Carolina reaper juice.
Inside your Fleshlight.
by DW of Banging jellyfish again... they sting sooo good!
Decrapitation
Like a hot knife through butt crack
Pooping is a joy
by Anonymous Poet
Decapitation
Like a hot knife through butter
Except it's a head
by William Butler Yeast Infection of Vancouver, Candida
I'm over here, Darth
Pretend like you don't see me
I'm not wearing clothes
by Me of Over Here
What is the best food?
I maybe cook some for you
Feed you like infant
by Chef Bon Bon De Souffle'
Big truck pulled up front
Darth Figpucker residence
Fleshlights forever
by Noticer of Details of .Being nosey
Sliding the sausage
slowly back in the casing
A Happy Ending
by Yes'm of Essem
Break the programming!
Smash the globalist control
By being a LOUDMOUTH !
by Alex J. of Rapidly Expanding
It's WORLD-WIDE people:
Seventeen Seventy-Six!
(Now buy my products.)
by Alex Jones of Controlled Slopposition
Cleetus . . . hey Cleetus !
Federal agents done took it;
Done took my haiku.
by Damn Rebels of High Hill Country
Flying penises
impregnating young virgins.
Those Goddamn hippies!
by Alex Jones of Homosexual Amphibian Sanctuary
Darth, yore right purty...
But they is on the wrong side
Them mounds of Venus!
by Bad Biology of Moonshine Perspectives
Lissen up now Darth:
Spacemen done seen the crater
there on Uranus.
by Hillbilly Assessments of Appalachian Astronomy
I sorry for you.
You have quivering asshole:
Orbit Uranus.
by Out of Space
Rudy really ROX !
Sydney Powells right on through
Jenna Ell is HOT
by Laws Have Meaning of I'm Sorry
When Rudy farted
2 per cent Hitler DNA
The rest was veal parm
by human calculator of At your service
they're calling his bluff
but rudy's got it covid
that wasn't cold sweat
by ash
Found hidden treasures
Stumbled upon this website
Y'all are real poets!
by Quivering Asshole of Out in orbit
This must be his bed
Black hair dye drip stains. Check.
Hand down his pants. Check.
by Dead flowers for Rudy of Hospital
Th eolder I get,
my typing gets more funky.
You know what I mean?
by Vern?
Well spank my ass and
toss my in a gunny sack;
I have been naughty!
by Satan, Santa... same same. of Coal and soap afficionado.
Two months overdue.
Creeper season's October.
Well, except Krampus.
by Krampus has a cramp in his ass. of Crampon tampon sorority Krampus campus.
I use AXE on YOU.
Sever your head with haiku.
Make u smell so NICE.
by Shower Gel Rules Your Sorry Ass of GOD
Frogs have green testes.
Tadpoles are hyperactive.
Use AXE shower gel.
by So you can be a real man.
William Barr, fatass,
Pardoned Ruby Ridge killers.
Don't trust this swamp toad.
by Familiar Refrain of Ribit Ribit Ribit
Testicular green.
Zombies and Jolly Giants.
Blueberries are gay.
by Have you ever had an Asian prostitute ask you if you'd like to squeeze one or both of your balls into her anus? of Well, then you haven't lived, boy!
Walked to the men's room
He was playing the same note
when I got back there
by Snake of Occasionally mistaken for neck of guitar
Santa is Satan
Santa Ana is windy
St. Ana is hot
by Carlos Santana of Shredsville CA
it's almost that time
santa the covid vector
will be bringing death
by ash
TYPING IN ALL CAPS
THE PUNCTUATION BONER
DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE
by PUNK
Ladies in hairnets
Excuse me for a moment..
Now, that's a turn on
by Pervert of Bad Haiku, Canadian Edition
Meat Tenderizer
Emeril Lagasse's cock
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam!
by Tonic Drinker of Marblehead, Massachusetts
Cock A Doodle YOU
The secret ingredient
For my longpig stew
by Cannibal at Large of Food Channel
Dangerous pastimes
Dad took his son out fishing
Son now has one eye
by Half submerged boot of Undisclosed
Get bicycle smiles
Genuine banana seat
Fresh phallus fruit
by Tongue Twister of New Westminster, BC CA hairnet
I racked my balls hard on the bicycle's middle bar when i had to stop quicklty and I am sure vhs finds this to be the most entertaining thing hes heard all week. He needs a blow job. Someone volunteer.
by Anonymous Poet
Remember how cool
'Momma mia et me go'
was back in the day.
by Freddie Krueger liquid heavy meyal
Just get over it
Trumps loss was so fucking huuuuuge
Even Willie Barr knows
by Now go back to your tinker bell tv
Fatass William Barr
Swamp toad par excellence
Shows us who he is.
by Ribit Like An Amphibian of Republican Deep Swamp
Marxists: they rely
On those too stupid to know
What Marxism is.
by Vladimir Illyich Jones of Detroit Motor City y'all
Raped by cotton swab.
Nasally violated.
Will I get pregnant?
by DW of Lablab. (I am sexually hyperactive, thanks for asking.)
