Tea ceremony
I left my shoes at the door
And I have to shit

Forget that loser
Buy yourself a huge dildo
Ride it in to town

poetry problems
What's a syllable like you
Doing in this dump?

Nature, a paradox
Proof: vulnerability
Is the way to strength

I'm sorry,
I wasn't there for you,
you grew to hate me,
and i grew to hate me too.

we loved
we were young
now you're with him,
a cheap carbon copy of me
same height half the personality.

I want you to be happy,
but you hurt me.
you cut me deep you bitch,
and I still love you,
yet,
I cannot forgive you.

All I ever did was my best for you
when I needed help you abandoned me.
the one time I needed someone...
you stabbed me.
I saved you from yourself,
your crazy family,
your unstable friends,
I saved you time and time again.

Did that mean nothing to you?
You beautiful backstabbing bitch?
Did all I do for you mean nothing?
How was I not enough when I needed you?

Whatever

I dont care to care anymore

Have fun with great value brand me you whore.

I loved
I Lived
You cut me

I moved on
I hope you're happier
I hope what you did keeps you up at night
I hope you two love each other
I hope he cuts you like you cut me

:)

Stinch

ridiculous bored palms of
shit face tack head

Cassowary Bird
Throwing down haiku guano
Next load INCOMING!!

I stand in sunbeams
Rainbow across my penis
A smile on my face

Sucked off Dracula
Despite taking precautions
Got blood poisoning

I just looked down there
I have a bald vagina
Looks like a vulture

Ronald McDonald
McJaculated on me
When I pinched his nose

A Heavy flow day?
Try new suber absorbent
Poetry Tampons

Darth has bored me now
to the point I stay away
for several haiku.

How to make great tea
Pour not quite boiling water
Through dirty undies

Making up for it
I hired a troupe of midgets
To suck you bone dry

The blowjob last night
Was a bit uneventful
Since I was sleeping

I'd the strangest dream
I was fucking Ronaldo
But came on Messi

Your buttocks need air.
Have you ever mooned the moon?
If not, then you should.

Sah meh gah mah man
Gnip gnop gnip plop
Sah meh gah mah man

That is not cum, sir
Pardon my sticky droplets
Bird diarrhea

The last drop of cum
From consecutive blowjobs
Just dripped from my cock

Shoes and pant legs wet
Also the back of my pants
Toilet tsunami

The Board of Health came
They shut down the taco truck
The meat was penis

When the work men come
Undress before the windows
How they grab their tools!

Try to imaging.
I look like Lord Sidious
and Dead Pool's love child.

Remote viewing, no!
I am outside your window.
With a huge boner.

Sad to see you go
Picture me waving goodbye
Then I flush it down

Japanese pussy
Having the propensity
To taste like sushi

Kamakura melt
Dog leg lift ceremony
Don t eat yellow snow

Kamakura melt
Dog leg lift ceremony
Don

I don't want to see
the face of Darth Figpucker
... rather imagine.

Them good old poop stains
Splotched chair seats and fudge stripe sheets
Make yourself at home

Lord God Almighty
Are you remote viewing me?
You must be aroused!

Old saggy pink white nipples
shriveled up long sagging ball sac
small tiniest little tweezer prick that pays to get licked
ewe the fungus decay on the outer crust

duck tails woo hoo oo!

Ron Jeremy's dink
There's something to write about
It might not fit here

Hey Darth Figpucker
Where can we see your duck face?
Are you on Facebook?

There's a cool brand new
social media platform
called AssBook dot com.

Pressed against the glass
My rotund unwashed hind end
You won't unsee that

Bolt upright boner
Our organs mixed, orgasmic
Organization

My grandad does that
He said it jump starts his junk
Then he can diddle

You ever wake up at 3:00 am or thereabouts to take a leak and then write a quick haiku, only forgetting to take the piss and find yourself pissing your pajamas while sitting at the computer and then urine stream runs out to the cheap exposed wires under your $11259 VR computer and it forms a closed circuit b/w you and the computer and the shock gives you a boner and makes you lose bowel control?
Yeah, me too.
Kind of fun, isn't it?

Dating the doorknob?
Afrald of getting knocked up?
Ring Bell. Entry in rear.

Among the questions
Asked to those that I have fucked
Is it in this time?

A sad story
She knocked on his door for so long
He hid because he was afraid
When he did open up she was gone
No goodbye heard
No blame
The end

Good friend, severed head
Simulate cunnilingus
2 D batteries

Decapitation
Means that you can't suck my dick
So lets just be friends

That very same thing
Happened to my great grandpa
After the big war
His legs got blown off
Started itching like crazy
Grew two big ding dongs

I saw a tree that had been cut down
A branch grew from the stump
Makes me smile