I heard that at the
Bottom of the rabbit hole
There are tasty snacks
by Anomalous Poet
I knew a stripper
She could crack whole peanut shells
Using cunt muscles
by Mr. Peenut of Looking through monocle
After reading that
They never did feel the need
To buy Nutella
by Rural Guido
Despite her intent
Putting fingers in my ass
Only made me fart
by Bridges of Madison County
She is a beautiful moon beam...just lost expressions of love due to mass betrayal. Smiles of the children and nature from the heart. It's not him...well good cause this is me. Old historical memories unfold as I was crushed to rediscover all of the lies that were told. So I decided to take the essence of pure love and start again. On my own putting battles to an end.
by Restart of AsherahANU
It made me angry
I waited for the hooker
And she never showed
by Bottom of The pecking order
beautiful rays of sun
when things come to an end life has just begun
by New Life of Best Wishes
I dreamt I was old
I was eating a pussy
And my teeth fell in
by Not of This Earth
No, it is not him.
I think it's all Funtcart Funt.
Maybe a troll guild.
by TTGFP
If it's about shit
Then you know it must be Darth.
The rest? It's unclear...
by Schizoanalysis of Haiku
It's all VHS.
He's the only one on here.
You know, like Sybil.
You think you're not him.
You're one of his personae.
but then, so am I.
by TTGFP of The monster soon returns.
sings strings tones stay the fuck up out my phone...dont u have any business of your own or someone else to try and clone?
by To Test Tube Sally of Not Today Dark Alley
Turned over rocks
Coffee ground diarrhea
Sayonara, pants
by Chateau du Fudge
Parallel parking
The driving instructor coughs
Unbuttons his pants
by Pedestrian of Sidewalk
Welp debet debet debet thats all folks lalalalalalaaaaahhh!
by From my tunes be Looney of Eat Me Bitch
Throbbing clitoris
Released from your teasing teeth
See you next week. Darth
by Boo
On some real shit tho...alot of this shits funny
by When she's not mad and gets over it of Is that possible?
Thinking that she's jealous of you what a fluke this is about principals and morality one real reason why she got pissed enough to look
by Reading My New Book of Details of the Torn Rose with the Thorn
Oh me oh my I accidentally stabbed out my cats eye
I caught it spying while I tried
by Lost Stone of Life Goes On
Wow was a relief the dosages game dodged the shit out of some balls with the indian chief
by Cree Drum of Native Tongue
This is Starkitten
Who's the crazy new poet?
Is it VHS?
by Anonymous Poet
There is one poet
with four "personalities"
writing these haiku.
by TTGFP
Take your bath salts now
Crazy Florida swamp gas
Got you all worked up
by U crazy
its obvious thats a lie and Im not doing haiku for u not following the rules but its nice to know u stalk this too
by Mr. Deez of Florida
It is obvious
No one wants your chalupa
Have some self respect
by Noticer of Details
Something wrong with you
Count syllables for haiku
Your haiku is poo
by Noticer of Details
damn...if this is what it makes me feel like...then damn i sigh...asking wtf for and why"
by Cherry pie of Still Freshly Baked after 38
Jinn jinn jinn jinn jinn
Juzzwuzard juzz juzzwuzard
Buzzoo bub zaboo
by Noticer of Details
the ham is been tainted injected and inflated thats why the true people reject it and thank me later
by Mary had a a mighty calf of The exorcist
It doesn't matter who it fucks only low level females truly gives two fucks. Its not about the for me so he enters the swine often so fluently then the swine forgets he soon drowns them into the seas so carelessly laughing and mocking at the judas and her silver with her stains of much infidelity
by Scoffs Loudly of Who gives a crap
Calming pink hue
Formidable buttocks slap
He's fucking the sow
Ritually unclean
He wanted ham for Easter
With no middle man
Same with religion
Just wanted to meet Jesus
In a dark alley
by Hammy Shankar
U hava menses
U no touch a da mushrooms
Now let me grope you
by Rural Guido
I've just four inches
But it becomes eight inches
If you suck it twice
by The Winter of Our discontent
Hissi pissie had a fit. Hissie pissie wasn't legit...Hissie pissie was fraudulent. Stabbed her people in the back. Then cried wolf when they found out and began to react. Bitch es be setting nigggaz up. For fame and names they don give a fuck? Keri Hilson said it best...such jealousy can be a mess. Now I don't truly care to fuss and fight. I try my best with all my might. But hurting my babies isn't right. You tried possession of my vessels with all your might. But they fell to and washed away when u chopped the true vine carelesly. Why didn't u just let me be?
by The nerve of such the fuckery of Oxygen to your very tree...
My dick is so small
How small is it you may ask
None of your business
by The meaning of Life
I WILL NEVER STOP!
I VOW to DESTROY you ALL!
(ok. I'll stop now)
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Holy Immaculate Co-Redemptrix Mary
You write one of them:
It's like drinking just one beer
(impossible thought)
by Easter Bunny's Slavering Blood-Drenched Fangs of Haiku Horror
Hey Amurica:
Go to church then go shopping
Don't THINK too HARD (bitch)
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Burning Fire of Dread Jehovah
Lord I can't stop
I need more and more Haiku
Keep it coming girl
by Ooooh ahhh Ohh yea yea UNGH of Ecstatic Stupor
Lol this shits hilarious
by Exactly Mommas Navel of WOW OH MY! I SPY A SPY
Cute pastel nonsense
Sugar chicks in plastic grass
Kiss my Easter ass
by Restoration of All Things or nothing of Nihilism
Whoops--almost forgot:
It's Easter Sunday again.
Where's my blood of Christ?
by All Power and Dominion in This World and That to Come
In Haight-Ashbury
Unlovely truth was beheld:
Speed freaks and burn-outs.
by Freako Frisco Sicko of 1967
New Age "light" ain't shit.
It's fake. Luciferian.
Luci-Lite. Get it?
by Oneness of All Aligns the Chakras of the Collective Christ-spirit of Impending Aquarian Earth-changes etc.
It's time to partake
in the Pagan rites of solstice.
Praise be to Jesus!
Rabbits, eggs, and stuff.
Chocolate fertility dance.
Hmmm... do you think that
Jesus ever danced the
Hava Nagila?
Praise be His Holy Name.
(Since we're departing from 5-7-5.)
by TTGFP
No, I've been
contemplating
yo' momma's navel.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
It appears you've been
Contemplating your navel
Look me in the eyes
by I him of Apparition
the love n light is within sight feelings of the truth spirit within allowing love and light to begin
by Not As Worried as You Think of Originality
Dear Lord, save my soul.
What's with all this hippies shite?
Haight and Ashbury.
Grateful to be dead.
Do not mess with Major Tom.
Old Junkie's advice.
by Heed.
and the earth mother said love b
by True Herstory of My Milk