Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Throbbing clitoris
Released from your teasing teeth
See you next week. Darth
Haiku # 64102, April 21, 2019 9:38 pm ET
by Boo
On some real shit tho...alot of this shits funny
Haiku # 64101, April 21, 2019 9:29 pm ET
by When she's not mad and gets over it of Is that possible?
Thinking that she's jealous of you what a fluke this is about principals and morality one real reason why she got pissed enough to look
Haiku # 64100, April 21, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Reading My New Book of Details of the Torn Rose with the Thorn
Oh me oh my I accidentally stabbed out my cats eye
I caught it spying while I tried
Haiku # 64099, April 21, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Lost Stone of Life Goes On
Wow was a relief the dosages game dodged the shit out of some balls with the indian chief
Haiku # 64098, April 21, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by Cree Drum of Native Tongue
This is Starkitten
Who's the crazy new poet?
Is it VHS?
Haiku # 64097, April 21, 2019 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is one poet
with four "personalities"
writing these haiku.
Haiku # 64096, April 21, 2019 6:23 pm ET
by TTGFP
Take your bath salts now
Crazy Florida swamp gas
Got you all worked up
Haiku # 64095, April 21, 2019 2:21 pm ET
by U crazy
its obvious thats a lie and Im not doing haiku for u not following the rules but its nice to know u stalk this too
Haiku # 64094, April 21, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Florida
It is obvious
No one wants your chalupa
Have some self respect
Haiku # 64093, April 21, 2019 1:55 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Something wrong with you
Count syllables for haiku
Your haiku is poo
Haiku # 64092, April 21, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
damn...if this is what it makes me feel like...then damn i sigh...asking wtf for and why"
Haiku # 64091, April 21, 2019 1:41 pm ET
by Cherry pie of Still Freshly Baked after 38
Jinn jinn jinn jinn jinn
Juzzwuzard juzz juzzwuzard
Buzzoo bub zaboo
Haiku # 64090, April 21, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
the ham is been tainted injected and inflated thats why the true people reject it and thank me later
Haiku # 64089, April 21, 2019 1:24 pm ET
by Mary had a a mighty calf of The exorcist
It doesn't matter who it fucks only low level females truly gives two fucks. Its not about the for me so he enters the swine often so fluently then the swine forgets he soon drowns them into the seas so carelessly laughing and mocking at the judas and her silver with her stains of much infidelity
Haiku # 64088, April 21, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Scoffs Loudly of Who gives a crap
Calming pink hue
Formidable buttocks slap
He's fucking the sow

Ritually unclean
He wanted ham for Easter
With no middle man

Same with religion
Just wanted to meet Jesus
In a dark alley
Haiku # 64087, April 21, 2019 12:31 pm ET
by Hammy Shankar
U hava menses
U no touch a da mushrooms
Now let me grope you
Haiku # 64086, April 21, 2019 12:18 pm ET
by Rural Guido
I've just four inches
But it becomes eight inches
If you suck it twice
Haiku # 64085, April 21, 2019 12:00 pm ET
by The Winter of Our discontent
Hissi pissie had a fit. Hissie pissie wasn't legit...Hissie pissie was fraudulent. Stabbed her people in the back. Then cried wolf when they found out and began to react. Bitch es be setting nigggaz up. For fame and names they don give a fuck? Keri Hilson said it best...such jealousy can be a mess. Now I don't truly care to fuss and fight. I try my best with all my might. But hurting my babies isn't right. You tried possession of my vessels with all your might. But they fell to and washed away when u chopped the true vine carelesly. Why didn't u just let me be?
Haiku # 64084, April 21, 2019 11:21 am ET
by The nerve of such the fuckery of Oxygen to your very tree...
My dick is so small
How small is it you may ask
None of your business
Haiku # 64082, April 21, 2019 10:48 am ET
by The meaning of Life
I WILL NEVER STOP!
I VOW to DESTROY you ALL!
(ok. I'll stop now)
Haiku # 64081, April 21, 2019 6:44 am ET
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Holy Immaculate Co-Redemptrix Mary
You write one of them:
It's like drinking just one beer
(impossible thought)
Haiku # 64080, April 21, 2019 6:37 am ET
by Easter Bunny's Slavering Blood-Drenched Fangs of Haiku Horror
Hey Amurica:
Go to church then go shopping
Don't THINK too HARD (bitch)
Haiku # 64079, April 21, 2019 6:32 am ET
by Meek and Mild Littul Child of Burning Fire of Dread Jehovah
Lord I can't stop
I need more and more Haiku
Keep it coming girl
Haiku # 64078, April 21, 2019 6:28 am ET
by Ooooh ahhh Ohh yea yea UNGH of Ecstatic Stupor
Lol this shits hilarious
Haiku # 64077, April 21, 2019 6:24 am ET
by Exactly Mommas Navel of WOW OH MY! I SPY A SPY
Cute pastel nonsense
Sugar chicks in plastic grass
Kiss my Easter ass
Haiku # 64076, April 21, 2019 6:23 am ET
by Restoration of All Things or nothing of Nihilism
Whoops--almost forgot:
It's Easter Sunday again.
Where's my blood of Christ?
Haiku # 64075, April 21, 2019 6:20 am ET
by All Power and Dominion in This World and That to Come
In Haight-Ashbury
Unlovely truth was beheld:
Speed freaks and burn-outs.
Haiku # 64074, April 21, 2019 6:13 am ET
by Freako Frisco Sicko of 1967
New Age "light" ain't shit.
It's fake. Luciferian.
Luci-Lite. Get it?
Haiku # 64073, April 21, 2019 6:05 am ET
by Oneness of All Aligns the Chakras of the Collective Christ-spirit of Impending Aquarian Earth-changes etc.
It's time to partake
in the Pagan rites of solstice.
Praise be to Jesus!

Rabbits, eggs, and stuff.
Chocolate fertility dance.
Hmmm... do you think that

Jesus ever danced the
Hava Nagila?

Praise be His Holy Name.
(Since we're departing from 5-7-5.)
Haiku # 64072, April 21, 2019 6:05 am ET
by TTGFP
No, I've been
contemplating
yo' momma's navel.

Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 64071, April 21, 2019 5:58 am ET
by TTGFP
It appears you've been
Contemplating your navel
Look me in the eyes
Haiku # 64070, April 21, 2019 5:30 am ET
by I him of Apparition
the love n light is within sight feelings of the truth spirit within allowing love and light to begin
Haiku # 64069, April 21, 2019 5:09 am ET
by Not As Worried as You Think of Originality
Dear Lord, save my soul.
What's with all this hippies shite?
Haight and Ashbury.

Grateful to be dead.
Do not mess with Major Tom.
Old Junkie's advice.
Haiku # 64068, April 21, 2019 4:21 am ET
by Heed.
and the earth mother said love b
Haiku # 64067, April 21, 2019 3:45 am ET
by True Herstory of My Milk
My love wasn't appreciated for its pure essence so I left without leaving a message
Haiku # 64066, April 21, 2019 2:03 am ET
by TRULY LOVD YOU of NO MORE CHAIN OF FOOLS..this one broke away early.
Night of peaceful native chants. Some sons keep their word and the melody is beautiful to mine ears. Return unto me my love...I wept and still do. Yet I shine as the drum beats...I AM ALIVE sons...
Haiku # 64065, April 21, 2019 2:00 am ET
by RETURNUNTOME of LOSERS HAV TO CHEAT>>ORIGINAL MOTHER IS NATURAL AND HAS NO NEED TO REPLICA FOR SHE IS EVE..
Step One: you forgive
Step Two: they forgive you too
Step Three: I don't know
Haiku # 64064, April 21, 2019 1:42 am ET
by Ben
Love is agony
Which can occasionally
Be pleasurable
Haiku # 64063, April 21, 2019 1:39 am ET
by MANMOTH
Wings swollen with blood
Colors imagination
Ritual begins
Haiku # 64062, April 21, 2019 1:37 am ET
by MONARCH
Not sure if I want
To escape or find myself
Quite a dilemma
Haiku # 64061, April 21, 2019 1:34 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
Sun sure seems happy
For a raging fusion power
Plasma inferno
Haiku # 64060, April 21, 2019 1:31 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
Crickets chirp listen
Simple insects perform well
Celebrating life
Haiku # 64059, April 21, 2019 1:28 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
When light shines brightly
Total darkness disappears
Takes much energy
Haiku # 64058, April 21, 2019 1:25 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
The anxiety
Is payback for wasted time
Wake or decompose
Haiku # 64057, April 21, 2019 1:24 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
Birth canal opens
Mother screams torture of love
Better make her proud
Haiku # 64056, April 21, 2019 1:22 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
Hell basement spiders
Blood gangbang spiritual puke
Death birth second chance
Haiku # 64055, April 21, 2019 1:21 am ET
by Anomalous Poet
Who got the sandals?
There's still some wear left in those
Jesus got big feet
Haiku # 64054, April 21, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Size hello there
Grandpa loved wild birds
They perched on his stiff penis
Until it went limp
Haiku # 64053, April 21, 2019 12:24 am ET
by Bad Seed
They had hankerings
They were first cousins. So what?
Nothing wrong with that
Haiku # 64052, April 21, 2019 12:22 am ET
by Urges
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