Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

How did that happen?
The internet gods love farts.
And so was twice sent.
Haiku # 54461, September 19, 2016 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I went spelunking.
My fart reverberated.
The bats were not pleased.
Haiku # 54460, September 19, 2016 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I went spelunking.
My fart reverberated.
The bats were not pleased.
Haiku # 54459, September 19, 2016 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earth needs a huge war.
Bioweapons are preferred.
But nukes are okay.
Haiku # 54456, September 19, 2016 8:57 am ET
by freiheit resid
Death by paper cuts.
That is what they all deserve.
Cuts by crisp C-notes.
Haiku # 54455, September 19, 2016 8:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Haiku # 54453, September 19, 2016 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It would be so cool
if kangaroos learned language
and carried pistols.
Haiku # 54452, September 19, 2016 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I really like your writing style, great info, thank you for putting up
Haiku # 54451, September 19, 2016 8:44 am ET
by ytteptrp of USA
On the next big fight
with my evil fat-assed wife,
I'm leaving that bitch.
Haiku # 54450, September 19, 2016 8:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bananas are good.
And they are quite good for you.
Eat four ev'ry day.
Haiku # 54449, September 19, 2016 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Porn porn porn porn porn.
Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn.
Porn porn porn porn porn.
Haiku # 54448, September 19, 2016 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Incredible ass.
I saw one swimming today.
She saw me looking.
Haiku # 54447, September 19, 2016 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lugis are slimy.
They'd be good for jacking off.
Can your dick catch cold?
Haiku # 54446, September 19, 2016 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vinegary balls.
I just had to write that down.
Just don't ask me why.
Haiku # 54445, September 19, 2016 8:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know this is strange.
Lately I pinch my nipples.
I used to hate that.
Haiku # 54444, September 19, 2016 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just imagine it:
Fifty shades of bad haiku
without any spam.
Haiku # 54443, September 19, 2016 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should post nude pics
of myself eating ice cream
with a dead tuna.
Haiku # 54442, September 19, 2016 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Popped like a cream puff.
Testicular infection.
Imagine the stench.
Haiku # 54441, September 19, 2016 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should get money.
My poems are just that bad.
Drop them on China.
Haiku # 54440, September 19, 2016 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Goddamn this suck ass.
I spend all this fucking time
and I don't get paid.
Haiku # 54439, September 19, 2016 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have throat VD.
Should not have gone down on wife.
It stinks anyway.
Haiku # 54438, September 19, 2016 8:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking power's out.
Lucky I have a backup.
Unlike my penis.
Haiku # 54437, September 19, 2016 8:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Can I get fifty
all in a row without spam?
If so, I'll jack off.
Haiku # 54436, September 19, 2016 7:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The mojito drink
is about as gay as sperm
but has less protein.
Haiku # 54435, September 19, 2016 7:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Buckets of yak snot
are used to make mayonnaise
for your BLT.
Haiku # 54434, September 19, 2016 7:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crocodile cock
preserved with strong vinegar
can cure HIV.
Haiku # 54433, September 19, 2016 7:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is so easy.
I can keep it up all day.
Haiku, not my dick.
Haiku # 54432, September 19, 2016 7:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginas are bad.
I mean they are pure evil.
They produce children.
Haiku # 54431, September 19, 2016 7:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My penis fell off.
If you see it let me know.
Its name is Tiny.
Haiku # 54430, September 19, 2016 7:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I saw a spaceship.
ET then abducted me.
But no anal probe.
Haiku # 54429, September 19, 2016 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you fuck chickens?
I enjoy fucking chickens.
So does your grandpa.
Haiku # 54428, September 19, 2016 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'been to hell and back
went with your mom to smoke crack
It was a fun time
Haiku # 54427, September 19, 2016 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
great web
Haiku # 54426, September 18, 2016 9:12 pm ET
by Johnny of London, UK
I've been to Hell and
It's roughly as bearable
As this place
Haiku # 54425, September 18, 2016 9:11 pm ET
by Jammies of New York, US
Symbiotic plant
Not here to hurt anything
Just wants to hang out
Haiku # 54420, September 16, 2016 8:46 pm ET
by Fat Freddie Freckles
i want to find a
place not quite google eyed and
away from all this
Haiku # 54418, September 16, 2016 2:06 pm ET
by vhs
one might ask why these
spambots keep posting random
nonsense statements
Haiku # 54417, September 16, 2016 1:59 pm ET
by vhs
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54416, September 16, 2016 3:01 am ET
by eyryitry of USA
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54415, September 16, 2016 3:00 am ET
by wtuytrrw of USA
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54414, September 16, 2016 2:59 am ET
by rueeyruo of USA
I love all of you
But why do you post pictures
Of pieces of shit?
Haiku # 54413, September 16, 2016 1:39 am ET
by God of Heaven and Hell
I've been to Hell and
It's roughly as bearable
As this crazy place
Haiku # 54412, September 16, 2016 1:02 am ET
by coaxial cable of far?
well if the old me
comes along and posts stuff then
it will be an even

bigger mess
Haiku # 54411, September 15, 2016 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
This place was once fun...
Now it is just a big mess
A sign of the times
Haiku # 54410, September 15, 2016 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 54408, September 15, 2016 5:09 am ET
by Lin of Berlin
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Haiku # 54407, September 14, 2016 7:27 pm ET
by yeoyyeuw of USA
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Haiku # 54406, September 14, 2016 5:58 pm ET
by rrruueoe of USA
Inverted boneless.
The very best pork rectums
that money can buy.
Haiku # 54397, September 13, 2016 5:56 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
The more links to porn
and tasteless material,
the less spammers strike.

It is simple math.
Porn gets low google search scores.
Porn links are poison.

The more disgusting,
The lower the google rank.
dead-cat-sex (dot com).

Just if it's legal.
A prison cell with Jared
could not be much fun.
Haiku # 54396, September 13, 2016 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Check out that fine ass!
Fodder for a great haiku!
You see, I was right!
Haiku # 54395, September 12, 2016 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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