I have throat VD.
Should not have gone down on wife.
It stinks anyway.
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking power's out.
Lucky I have a backup.
Unlike my penis.
by Anonymous Poet
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all in a row without spam?
If so, I'll jack off.
by Anonymous Poet
The mojito drink
is about as gay as sperm
but has less protein.
by Anonymous Poet
Buckets of yak snot
are used to make mayonnaise
for your BLT.
by Anonymous Poet
Crocodile cock
preserved with strong vinegar
can cure HIV.
by Anonymous Poet
This is so easy.
I can keep it up all day.
Haiku, not my dick.
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginas are bad.
I mean they are pure evil.
They produce children.
by Anonymous Poet
My penis fell off.
If you see it let me know.
Its name is Tiny.
by Anonymous Poet
I saw a spaceship.
ET then abducted me.
But no anal probe.
by Anonymous Poet
Do you fuck chickens?
I enjoy fucking chickens.
So does your grandpa.
by Anonymous Poet
'been to hell and back
went with your mom to smoke crack
It was a fun time
by Anonymous Poet
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
great web
by Johnny of London, UK
I've been to Hell and
It's roughly as bearable
As
this place
by Jammies of New York, US
Symbiotic plant
Not here to hurt anything
Just wants to hang out
by Fat Freddie Freckles
i want to find a
place not quite google eyed and
away from all this
by vhs
one might ask why these
spambots keep posting random
nonsense statements
by vhs
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But why do you post pictures
Of pieces of shit?
by God of Heaven and Hell
I've been to Hell and
It's roughly as bearable
As this crazy place
by coaxial cable of far?
well if the old me
comes along and posts stuff then
it will be an even
bigger mess
by vhs
This place was once fun...
Now it is just a big mess
A sign of the times
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Porn links are poison.
The more disgusting,
The lower the google rank.
dead-cat-sex (dot com).
Just if it's legal.
A prison cell with Jared
could not be much fun.
by Anonymous Poet
Check out that fine ass!
Fodder for a great haiku!
You see, I was right!
by Anonymous Poet
Dingleberry pie.
Just like grandma used to make.
Please hold the TP.
by Anonymous Poet
Mexican Haiku.
I should post some donkey porn.
Drug wars and spam bots.
Eeyore's Vacation.
Tijuana freak show gig.
He came back smiling.
by Anonymous Poet
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also tasty lemon treats
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by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
It's been many years
Since I've been on Bad Haiku
Why did I return?
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
You should not complain.
And you thought you had blue balls.
Do not mess with smurfs.
by Anonymous Poet
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
visit us
by Marco Haga of Usa
last one i promise
anything else in person
bird bird bird's the word
by tv of close?
so as i am raised
so is that ancient serpent
anyway fuck him
by tv of close?
heat pressure cool it
the sword is forming quickly
see what i mean now?
by tv of close?
when the energy
passes through stages of sin
it becomes metal
by tv of close?
let it
let it
let it
by tv of close?
otherwise it's just
a puddle of white
sticky viscous goo
by tv of close?
alot i know but
i can't help but discharge it
psychic orgasm
by tv of close?
expect confession
i bring forth living water
harmonic time wave
by tv of close?
temperance as i
crack open another beer
not sure if dreaming
by tv of close?
once a dad always
even if it's far away
still fucks you up though
by tv of close?
lol jk
idk about dating
women freak me out
by tv of close?
hello eleven
it is me the number one
i am half but not
by tv of close?
infinity, ten
is just the number zero
with a little twist
by tv of close?
merger
merger
merger
by tv of close?