I typically watch
What What in the Butt and stuff
like that to laugh at.
Seriously, though,
I still like Tool's videos,
but they need new ones!
Haven't heard new bands
that I am ape shit over
in a long long time.
Old age settle in.
A squatter I cant evict.
I should surf naked.
Beats chasing young sluts.
Pregnant girls or diseases.
Ain't got time for that!
by df
watching videos
on youtube with weird band names
cannibal corpse? well
they're not that good but
toad the wet sprocket those guys
are actually good
by vhs
it's like anything that
goes on for years and years there's
a last straw that breaks
by vhs
well there was a band
called Garbage but they were quite
actually not bad
by ronin
It is all garbage.
Absolute fucking garbage.
All that is on here.
by Anonymous Poet of USA
Goodbye!
by Anonymous Poet
The thing about Christ.
Few see his true miracle.
That of acceptance.
by df
well you know the whole
Christianity thing does have a
shit ton of loopholes
the whole grace thing but
one can't treat the Pearl like a
wooden nickel see...
and yes I've prayed for you, just for you know better relations and all that...Janis might go wait no religious stuff on...
i miss 'em
by vhs
Kill the manager.
Paint the walls with your feces.
Claim insanity.
Go on Oprah's show.
Write a book about it all.
Get money and chicks.
by df
Monday morning blues
So depressed I can't tie my shoes
I hate my shit job
by Anonymous Poet
The only bad thing
about Christianity
is all the taboos.
No sex, drugs, murder,
adultery, or even
coveting others' stuff.
What a lame belief!
I think I'll become Muslim.
Allah Akbar, y'all!
Can I keep my pigs?
I guess if I don't eat them.
I think it's okay.
by DF
I'm Christian PF
We've been going at this for
years in some way or
another, but you
know Mike Meyers Cawfee Tawk
and you know who that
comes up at every
damn encounter with "Christians"
gotta know em and
I just can't keep up
with your own writing, I'd like
to, when it doesn't
fuck with things it's fun
words slip in and slip out as
you can see right there
icing the knee, and
trying to get people to
join me on this site
by vhs
once again i am all
verklempt not knowing how to
respond, and then some
by vhs
*It !!!!
*It just passed us right on by.
(shitty keyboard.)
by Anonymous Poet
Bad Poetry Day.
I just passed us right on by.
No body loves us.
by Anonymous Poet
The SPAM can respond?!
Well fuck me running sideways.
It's now self-aware!
by Anonymous Poet
Olympic ping-pong.
The human race needs to die.
It is clenching proof.
Olympic butt-sex,
That's a possibility,
but fucking ping-pong?!
Butt-fucking ping-pong.
Asshole ping-pong ball shooting.
Just like Mexico.
Mexico takes gold.
Then Thailand takes the silver.
USA gets bronze.
She's done it again!
Her 3rd Olympic medal.
Kaitlyn Jenner's great!
by Darth Figpucker
When it was over,
he wished he'd fucked a sandwich.
Or a burrito.
by df
It reminds him of
Arby's roast beef sandwiches
with a horrid stench.
That ain't horsey sauce.
It could use some vinegar.
It made him queasy.
It is just like when
you eat fresh made wasabi;
don't breathe through your nose.
by Anonymous Poet
The monster's breath reeks.
Just like your wife's vagina.
Oh, that's what it is.
by df
Tiny little dick.
Enormous cunt with sharp teeth.
Balls will miss their friend.
by Darth Figpucker -- the worst of all bad "poets".
Cigars won't kill you.
They are only unhealthy
if you breathe their smoke.
Instead smoke ganja.
Marijuana cures cancer.
My friend's friend's grandma...
If there were no "if"
mathematicians would die.
If "if" were outlawed.
Big O, little o.
The big IF and little if.
Huge cunt, tiny dick.
by I am not myself; the monster has control.
I am no poet!
I never claimed to be one.
I am just a bitch.
by Darth Figpucker
i often think I
want the props of intellect
cigar in one hand
puffing away, poke
the old words on a page but
i just wash dishes
by vhs
this is a long on
going conversation for
two poets bitching
by vhs
Thanks for the time of my life. Will really recommend you as far as I go. phenq
http://www.phenqsale.com/
by shella james of usa
Google Fruit are gay.
They're more gay than Bruce Jenner.
Can fruit change its sex?
by df
I've been hovering
over a marriage I've had
too long, but have kids.
Never get married
if her mother is too fat
'cause she'll look the same.
Never mind all that.
Better just don't get married.
Just be a man whore.
by df
i've been hovering
over a job i've had too long
yet can't let it go
by vhs
Do you know the password for the router?
Who cleverly hidden away in the depths of it.
You just have to go a little
the link with ip
192.168.0.1
by Lin of Bombey
In the remote mountains far
Pheasant Long-dormant -
Long tail of a pheasant.
This long, long night
Do I sleep alone?
192.168.1.1
by malkovich of LA
"Never gonna give
you up, never gonna let
you down." -Rick Astley
by hakr14 of the deep web
hmm now i wonder
if two naked gay men could
be cockfighting and
if that would be on
an adult server in some sort
of circles like that
by vhs
I can't believe this.
He's naked in the cock fight.
Naked Man Sabung.
(Sabung = cock fight.)
A strange tradition.
Your rooster wins and you strip.
Small penis display.
by Darth Figpucker
by Darth Figpucker of Is it SPAM if it's not for profit?
by Darth Figpucker of People's Republic of Spamakistan
Are these robot posts?
Why post spam w/o a link?
What are they selling?
lckaltpssyndtts
by df
We have attitude,
testicular fortitude,
anal fartitude.
by df
it's like the crack in
the dam, damn, the water will
flow, flood, sweep away
by vhs
No body likes me.
I know my music's not great.
Not like Madonna's.
by Justin Beiber
i wonder what it
would be like to get someone
"famous" posting stuff
here
by vhs
it is out of sight
trees and woods blow in the wind
I smacked into it
by seed of unknown
ask yourself something
what is your superpower?
using it for good?
by Manbingo Ricola of North Pensicola
Scam spam scam hello!
Thanks for scam spam hello scam.
Cram Spam in a can.
by flglglwiggipoopiepants of The Elitists' Republic of China
That's wrong, Mandingo.
I always poop in my pants.
Yes, others' pants too.
Imagine their look!
I take their clothes from clothes lines.
And then poop in them.
I return the clothes.
And I watch from a distance.
What horrified looks!
by Darth Figpucker
a blink of my eye
and you will poop in your pants
My Superpower
by Mandingo Ebola of the land of rock and rolla
Rapture and heaven.
All half-hearted half-measures.
We need permanence.
Death without a ghost.
Extinction forever more.
An end to this farce.
Sadly there are too many people on this planet to end human existence with a disease or small scale nuke war. It will likely take a huge asteroid or massive natural disaster to wipe us out. What is God waiting for?! Oh yeah, we entertain Him with our suffering... I forgot.
by df
i had a convo
with a kid from "PRC"
on icq and
he said something of
dragons, the Rapture, etc.
you know what i think
and believe so
this subject is normal to
me. it is ancient
what of Taiwan???
by vhs
Considering China's disregard for the environment, overpopulation, expansionism, etc., there is no other recourse except for WWIII, but rather than nukes it should be fought with ebola just because, (1) that would be funny, and (2), think of the money we'd save.
Fucking bastards make an office chair that the legs break after 2 weeks! Fuckers deserve WWIII for that shit! Not cool!
Oh, a haiku...
Chinese commies suck.
A criminal empire.
Greed exemplified.
by df
well i am just of
the thought say our grandparents
called japan "japs" but
when World War II was
over then we have Japan
as it is right now
harajuku girls, games
hentai, and otaku and
what will we say on
China if Axl
gets his Democracy he
always wanted there
by vhs