Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54262
I typically watch
What What in the Butt and stuff
like that to laugh at.

Seriously, though,
I still like Tool's videos,
but they need new ones!

Haven't heard new bands
that I am ape shit over
in a long long time.

Old age settle in.
A squatter I cant evict.
I should surf naked.

Beats chasing young sluts.
Pregnant girls or diseases.
Ain't got time for that!
Haiku #54262
Posted: August 24, 2016 2:13 pm ET
Poet & location: df