Read this bad novel.
It's vulgar, offensive, and
will make you vomit.
<a href="https://books.google.com.ph/books?id=AJPHAgAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false">evi1 - a novel about you</a>

Or if you're lazy,
just watch this short You-tube flick:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo">Chicken fucker fun</a>.

Another good one:
Now this is a great cock fight.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo">Philippines Cock Fight</a>