hare conditioner
that is what I thought it was
I was quite surprised

I'm inadequate.
Considering surgery.
Penile implant.

Bionic boner.
Jackhammer vaginal joy.
Perhaps porn career.

But there's a problem.
Swimming suits will be awkward.
Surfing while erect.

Paddling will suck.
I'll drill a hole in my board.
Hoping sharks won't bite.

All for the sake of
satisfying farm horses
and Paris Hilton.

will these want ads from
pakistan (I guess) push out
all haiku poem talk?

as to these spam ads
just another part of the
world evolving, spam

from what i saw of
hell its you merge with the fire
of hell, as spirit

quite literally, but it
was a dream, and dreams are a
reflection of id.

"Boy, I bet you'd stick
your head in a fire if I
told you you'd see hell."

--Otis Firefly

i wonder where these
spam websites go but i don't
really want to know...

carlin would note of
course war is a phallic joke
with things sticking out

Hair conditioner
makes great masturbation gel.
I am an egg-spurt.

Play these tank war games.
But first take some Viagra.
You'll shoot both cannons.

snort...well i am of
course becoming Moe with the
hair, or was Larry

the right name, just a
stooge living day to day we
are human too human

Needing to spank it.
Jacking it in the shower.
Thinking of wife's friend.

Hair conditioner.
I recommend it to all guys.
Try "Mane and Tail".

Although nearly bald.
And you do not have a horse.
You will love your hand.

My fist is stinky.
What became of subtlety?
I'm a tool of Tool.

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i believed then i
decided to keep believing
must be Journey

Not sure what I am.
I am between both of them.
A man without time.
I'm over the hill.
But started falling backwards.
Back the way I came.
When I am 80
I'll be riding the big waves
and banging young girls.
But lots could stop that.
Shot by an angry husband.
Eaten by a shark.
Or something mundane.
Killed by a deadly snail.
Drowned while on mushrooms.

well if we start say
posting stuff about Dune which
i saw my copy

Goodwill, one buck, old
paperback, i am not sure
what you thought of the

David Lynch movie
but a co worker said "well
geeze it's like the "In-

vasion of the
whatever the fuck it is"
and i found humor

in that statement...so
are you Gen X or boomer?
or does that matter?

But enough of that.
Let's talk about puppy skeet.
Launch them up and "BOOM!"

I think it's legal
and even respected in
places like China.

It's hard to find and
very expensive to play,
but highly worth it.

You can also use
rare endangered animals
if you're super rich!

I personally
think most sci-fi is low-rent
like the last star wars.

The star killer scenes
broke every law of physics
and made me cry foul.

Older sci-fi books
at least attempt predictions
and not break science.

Douglas, however,
I love his biting humor.
Forty-two, indeed!

noticed that english
folks in academia
put down sci fi as

"low rent" where as those
who idolize culture
outside North Amer.

see the potential
for the sci fi thing, and they
dig it, class warfare?

ah well "writers" are
rough on one another then
we are writers, like

saying "we are klingons"
but then again life goes
on, we post, we live

Well, to be exact,
it's "We apologize for
the inconvenience".

WE

I sort of used that
in my novel in one spot.
An homage I guess.

:D

just if you're going
to stick a fish in my ear
babel on darthy...

of course God's last message was "Sorry for the inconvenience" according to Douglas Adams...

May 25 is
Intergalactic Towel
Day, oh hoopy froods.

Some make the mistake
of calling it here on earth,
"International".

They just do not know.
Wave your towel late at night
to flag down space ships.

The Vogons won't come.
My poetry scares them off.
You are so welcome.

intergalactic
they must be out there somewhere
waiting to eat us

reflections on the
wave, piece of ying in the yang, the
old cliche of we've

met the enemy
they are us

sad controlling trolls
life leaves them pitied by us
who pity ourselves

i see your english
is broken, mine always was
get it broken in

just you know you're in
deep shit when someone like me
says "I'll pray for you"

there's more than two means
to deal with anger, as a
Christian i can do

a prayer against
a Satanic force such as
afore mentioned "haiku"

or i could throw a
cup of coffee in the face
of that person but

the truth is all i
have to do is leave and the
person tends to go away...

to those strangers so
far removed, the heckler, the
troll... well fuck you too

does not comprehend
explosive disconnect far
removed from real life

Prince just died and i
know it's the usual crap
about dying but

it is a shock of
those who made a mark and it
seems to be fading

worn away by the vast
erosion of time itself
forgotten and then...

hah you can tell it's
me anonymous when it's
about 1990s relics

I'm seeing the last
mom and pop video stores
go away at last

humanoids of the
deep replaced by stupid cat
videos, where's the

time when mars needs you
know women...more about things
like gluten these days

i've had some of those
hot peppers, durian fruit
i work in that scene

i should be writing
but i am haikuing with you
about lawrence welk

(I didn't realize how bad he was,
thank a you, thank a you)

Donald Trump is bad.
But I would choose him over
Hillary Clinton.

lawrence welk is dull.
one hundred percent lifeless.
like a blow up doll.

it makes perfect sense.
a ghost pepper enema.
that is what you need.

that's extremely odd
i was thinking lawrence welk
and someone posted...

Mad babbler is back
Maybe more like Mad Adam
There's a book for you

Lawrence Welk lives on...
enchanted land of re-runs
a one and a two...

He brews some good beer
Made a real good batch last year
Picasso's left ear

Oy vay, Already!
I'll have a Kosher bacon
cheeseburger please.

On unleavened bread.
Hold the pickles and mayo.
It's Hebrew enough.

Hebrews 4:11

very funny, but
i have no love of food worlds
cultures like most do

i could learn this but
as you can tell from the verse
up above, that's more on

my mind right now...

peace out

You know vhs,
I kind of like it when you
talk about cuisine.

Seems like there's passion
hidden beneath all the words.
A love of good food.

say hi to Otteri
from Dirigoland, look up
"Dirigo" and waves

hmm gateway of south
india. naan bread and
curry sauce yogurt...

yes i know it's food
and generally i find it
"zzzzzz" but i know too

what i like

always a reason
too tired to do anything
life passes you by

蝶のキス
彼女は下唇です
ただの夢
butterfly kiss
she's lips under
just dreams

I like u
U love me
Broken heart