Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53740
Not sure what I am.
I am between both of them.
<u>A man without time.</u>
I'm over the hill.
But started falling backwards.
<u>Back the way I came.</u>
When I am 80
I'll be riding the big waves
<u>and banging young girls.</u>
But lots could stop that.
Shot by an angry husband.
<u>Eaten by a shark.</u>
Or something mundane.
Killed by a deadly snail.
Drowned while on mushrooms.
Haiku #53740
Posted: April 25, 2016 1:47 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker.