Bitchez say, "oh poet"
"You da guy we wanna lay!"
"Other poets: lame"
by Rappin poet of Your dreams
I crush my poet
Enemies n hear their womenz
Lamentationzes
They lament until
I grab their neck, and I say
Bitch, dem poets gay
by Rappin poet of Your dreams
Other poets try
to rhymes, but they mommas had
Sexy time with slimes
by Rappin poet of Your dreams
Rappin poet is
Here to ask, whats up the ass
Of dat tina fey?
by Rappin poet of Your dreams
Donald Trump is gay.
He buys women like they're dolls.
Will he deport them?
by Darth Figpucker of #GayForTrump
Getting old sucks ass.
Post-pee dribble soaks my pants.
Thank God for long shirts!
by Darth Figpucker
profane is mundane
need money to ride the train
please send me to Spain
by Mandingo Ebola of Rhyming Dictionary
Jesus Fucking Christ
This place is a total mess
No moral compass
by Nanny Foofiebottom
NOTICE!
All attempts at art
will be severely shat on
and then forgotten.
by Darth Figpucker
Oh no! Don't leave us!
What will we do without you?!
Our fearless leader!
by Darth Figpucker
too much has happened
in real life to declare this
on going joke important
by vhs
I'm no extrovert.
Rather I'm an extravert--
extra perverted!
I'm sure extroverts
are openly obnoxious.
I'm like that just here.
Is it possible
I'm a closet extrovert?
Is it, oh wise one?
by Darth Figpucker
sociopaths are
the ultimate extroverts
I hate extroverts
by vhs of especially the bad ones
Trump lubed in KY.
Each wrinkle a small pussy.
Will he get pregnant?
by Darth Figpucker
Sometimes I love goats.
Also chickens, pigs, and sheep.
And they love me back.
by Darth Figpucker of the deams of vhs
i wonder who loves
you babe, billy goats can be
gruff with your species
by vhs
New definition:
Trump: leakage in underwear
after anal sex
and Mexican food.
"Oh my, I just trumped myself."
"You filthy Trump bag."
by Darth Figpucker
I almost forgot!
Donald Trump sucks dicks.
As do his six wives.
by Darth Figpucker
One hundred million.
They say that's a big number.
My farts are larger.
by Darth Figpucker has chronic flatulence. of LOL... the captcha is "Cracker Swamp"! No shit!
we are relics here
when people talked trash on line
as a matter of fact
by vhs
also we all mourn in
our own way, perhaps these have
lost their own loves here
by vhs
only command can cast
demons out of people or
people who are demons
by vhs
that being said this is
like a dive bar, so one deals
with those down under
by vhs
i hate to admit
i actually like darth but
rick rhymes much with prick
by vhs
rick farts all too much
likely he will blow up and
they will need a sort
of hazmat team to
clean up the leftovers but
fart death natural???
by vhs
i am tempted to
lower myself to swine but
demons feast on this
by vhs
Rick, do you fart much?
From the IBS, I mean.
I fart way too much.
Great minds thing alike.
And great behinds stink alike.
So pull my finger.
by darth figpucker
Now I can sit back.
Vulgarity and anger.
That's entertainment.
by darth figpucker
when you no longer
are fed, you will starve, and then
you will understand
by vhs
but we were in my
path warned about swine, throw not
your pearls towards you
by vhs
too many people
we wish we could say goodbye
to, wish I could you :)
assholes are around
so are feet and that's where the
feet end up going
by vhs
when a person is
alive and not worth a kind
word and someone else
is loved and missed then
tis a sad life indeed to love
someone's hatred here
by vhs
I wish it were a
funny thing Carlson, death comes
for you too if the
men in white don't come
for you first so we stop the
seeing of your posts
because you're "getting help"
by vhs
Swedish penis pump
I owe my whole life to you
She thinks my cock's huge
by Rick Snyder has IBS
one can only get
shocking sociopath fore
people tire of it
by vhs
who is me and who
is not me, really but I
had to say goodbye
to someone I loved
a couple of days ago
and this doesn't matter
by vhs
We have just one Earth
We have a duty to save
Just kidding that's gay
by Anonymous Poet
We have just one Earth
We have a duty to save
Just kidding that's gay
by Anonymous Poet
No way Rick, my man.
I would give you twelve fifty.
Do not cheat yourself.
by vhs
I am disgusted.
With all of the human race.
Myself included.
But moreso poets.
I'd bomb poetry readings
if I cared enough.
But I'm too lazy.
An apathetic worm jizz.
Assuming they jizz.
by Darth Figpucker of The Anti-Poetry Liberation Front
you're a troll, and your
words are just designed to make
people get wound up
death will come when it
does, sooner, or later but not
till our time is due
by vhs
You should fucking die
Suck and chop your dick off please
Gulping down the bleach
by That motherfucker of Chiraq, Drillinois
Kim Kardashian
She's not a fucking hero
It's a naked pic
She's a god damn whore
If anyone else posted nudes
It wouldn't go well
by Rick Snyder has IBS
I've buried myself,
my grave in a world of shit
where nothing will grow.
by Darth Figpucker
I'll ignore all that
I have to say goodbye to
an old friend of mine
by vhs
tasteless and tired
the edge is nothing new but
it starts new old things
by vhs
monoculture virus
catch a deteroration
what word is that scratch
by vhs
Trump grump hump dump clump
bump lump stump rump jump pump slump
chump thump plump sump frump.
I'm glad I'm not Trump.
Use them all in a sentence.
I would hump Trump's rump.
by Darth Figpucker
Happy Women's Day!
Now get back in the kitchen,
and make a sammich!
by vhs
I would hump Trump's rump
on a stump with Forrest Gump
'til he takes a dump.
Trump was my landlord.
I paid him with anal sex.
His ass was not tight.
by Darth Figpucker
