Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53474
One hundred million.
They say that's a big number.
My farts are larger.
Haiku #53474
Posted: March 9, 2016 6:28 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker has chronic flatulence. of LOL... the captcha is "Cracker Swamp"! No shit!