Gingers have no soul.
They are walking meat puppets.
Eric Cartman knows.

Sell me things I need,
like a soul or a conscience.
I would if I could

Hello!
You can't pass it up.
The deal of a lifetime.
Buy before it's gone.

Graffiti poems
Going up here by the hour
Change in the weather

Citronella bug
Candles, grill, tourists, star light
Sea gulls and stoners

Disposable things
Become the vital items
In consumer cult

Trash to trasures

Hello!
Yuppie spring time rite.
Banana plants are brought out.
Espresso beer bong.

belief systems go
to explain phases of life
child, adult, parent

trials and fixtures of
life, leading to a fight of
fight or flight instincts

some folks survive to
fill the rocking chairs of the
world, watching the woods

excess leads to that
boredom ennui thingy, where
people post their feelings

what was the Net like
in the beginning before
it became kudzu

i am in a phase
of my life stagnant where I
think many end up

wanting to escape
the hustle of others, their plans
man off to Walden

used books are a thing
seems to be harder to find
i want library

a wall of volumes
fill the empty spaces not
touched by the Net space

i wonder what kinds
of meaningless poetry
i can post on here

i am now making
observations of the jock
impatient man there

hyperactive sports
fan twitches with ADD
ticks next to me here

i prefer ADHD

Hello!
I think if you start
your haiku as I just did,
The spam bots will die!

Hello!

Two gays are fucking.
The one on top says to the
one on the bottom:

I need to go piss;
While I'm gone please do not cum;
Wait for me, okay?

The one on bottom
says, of course I'll wait for you;
but please hurry back.

But when he returns
there's cum all over the place;
all over the sheets,

even on the walls,
the ceiling, the ceiling fan,
the curtains and rug.

"Hey, you said you'd wait!"
The irate top gay exclaims.
"You came without me!"

Bottom boy replies:
"No, I did not cum at all.
I farted, my love!"

Goodbye!

Hello!

Vegetarian
after church anal party
enema blaster.

Time keeps on moving
Always does not mean all ways
Eternity now

Thirty-eight percent.
Amount of spam on this site.
A sign of the times.

Are questions okay?
Are they allowed in haiku?
Do you even care?

Hi Ayman
Whuz up
7b

Hi frank
Whuz up
7B

Chicken falls like snow.
I eat all the fucking chickens.
Fuck you.

I hate statistics.
Fuck the null hypothesis.
Yo momma's a Ho.

I wish I were dead.
Well, maybe not all the way.
Just a little bit.

I cannot help you.
You will have to go elsewhere.
Find a dinosaur.

return my kitchen
renovation is a curse
that lasts for too long

The loud hand dryer.
You can fart or poop loudly.
None will be wiser.

You don't know haiku.
You never learned how to count.
Watch Sesame Street.

you think you know me
you dont know me
i know me

Snap candid picture.
Hot little Asian student.
Jack off in bathroom.

I am alone here.
My spam infested playground.
Thank you for reading.

Electric basses,
Motor cycles, pianos,
lots of other stuff

Who said "getting rid
of this spam is like cleaning
up a jack shack floor?"

Microwave oven
Refrigerator freezer
Washer and dryer

Big Macs are like a
taste bud hand job. McNuggets
are even better!

Art always loses
commerce and advertising
Smothering the sparks

Disable the links.
It is not so hard to do.
Just hire a geek.

The stock market falls.
Spam to haiku ratio grows.
God hates all of us.

doorknob taco rule
wolf flashlight hop seamstress time
administrative

I'll have a Big Mac.
Large Fries and a McFlurry.
I'm a McFatAss.

Blue waffle syndrome.
It all started in Smurfville.
Smurfette is a slut.

STD's are fun.
I try to catch one each week.
Just ask yo momma!

She farts way too much.
But all the boys still like her.
She's got a snapper.

you will buy my pills
or else i will pester you
harden the fuck up !

Is dropping acid
Better than eating mushrooms?
Absolutely not!

Is writing poems
better than doing crosswords?
Without any doubt!