Hello!

Two gays are fucking.
The one on top says to the
one on the bottom:

I need to go piss;
While I'm gone please do not cum;
Wait for me, okay?

The one on bottom
says, of course I'll wait for you;
but please hurry back.

But when he returns
there's cum all over the place;
all over the sheets,

even on the walls,
the ceiling, the ceiling fan,
the curtains and rug.

"Hey, you said you'd wait!"
The irate top gay exclaims.
"You came without me!"

Bottom boy replies:
"No, I did not cum at all.
I farted, my love!"

Goodbye!