STD's are fun.
I try to catch one each week.
Just ask yo momma!

She farts way too much.
But all the boys still like her.
She's got a snapper.

you will buy my pills
or else i will pester you
harden the fuck up !

Is dropping acid
Better than eating mushrooms?
Absolutely not!

Is writing poems
better than doing crosswords?
Without any doubt!

The spambots have won.
Bow down to our new masters.
Scam loans and dick pills.

hunger for l'amour
enhanced by fine pharmacy
boner apetit !

I do not care now.
I used to care a little.
Time has taken that.

Time to shut it down.
The spam bots have won this round.
Captchas do not work.

jesus has risen
the economy is flat
invest now, buy christ !

Zombie Jesus rise!
Your help is badly needed.
Indiana waits

huzzah ! chocolate eggs !
advertise those hot cross buns
hoist the messiah

I need fucked up friends
because normal people bore
the shit out of me

Do not believe them.
Monsters are more real than you.
Now do your homework.

Do not eat gluten.
Else your penis will fly off.
Just like a rocket.

april fooled with march
now one has to pay child
support around may

It is all we want.
Tiny shiny vaginy.
Or a big huge cock.

Huge rice crispy treat.
Appetizer for pizza.
She ate the whole pie.

Kill the human race.
Booger flavored jelly beans.
That's the reason why.

Yo' momma so poor
she loads badhaiku dot com
to get the free SPAM.

afterward
the cool sweat-
nakedness

halloween party-
giving out bags of gummies
shaped like dicks

batch:
what she calls
sex juice

downtown
afterward a long
mouth pube

katakoto-
in my teeth
a long pube

it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock

buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly

well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)

fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks

the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street

The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain

If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam

exploring the basics
of life, trying to find the
place in the wide world

if it is at all
possible, wonders if the spam
can go away

Fat frogs like to sing.
Fat frogs eat fat mosquitoes.
Beavis does not care.

i have spent all day
on line wasting much of my
life for many years

wow these people are
too dignified to even
say bless you when i

sneeze

i can't post all of
the haikus now, 218
is just a number

Deep in buzzing mind
Returning to the blank peace
Reclaiming the whole

well i want to add
some haiku folks here to push
spam off of the site

i find myself on
the same places here and there
real life, work, and home

i am wondering
if slavoj zizek is posting
here as someone

well it used to be
the new media in check
with the old and now

it is the tool of
so many divergent forces
gone mad on world scene

in 20 years what will
the historians say on
all this porn we watch

it's become more of
a dadaist commentary
of what the net has

turned into

the on going storm
of social gatherings place
time name and stamp date

was here before

too much, too little
too late, too early over
and over again

Jello!
Eat the pudding pops.
They look like Bill Cosby's Shlong.
The girls know that's true.

Why they write "Hello!"
I will never comprehend.
Google likes manners?