I wish I were dead.
Well, maybe not all the way.
Just a little bit.

I cannot help you.
You will have to go elsewhere.
Find a dinosaur.

return my kitchen
renovation is a curse
that lasts for too long

The loud hand dryer.
You can fart or poop loudly.
None will be wiser.

You don't know haiku.
You never learned how to count.
Watch Sesame Street.

you think you know me
you dont know me
i know me

Snap candid picture.
Hot little Asian student.
Jack off in bathroom.

I am alone here.
My spam infested playground.
Thank you for reading.

Electric basses,
Motor cycles, pianos,
lots of other stuff

Who said "getting rid
of this spam is like cleaning
up a jack shack floor?"

Microwave oven
Refrigerator freezer
Washer and dryer

Big Macs are like a
taste bud hand job. McNuggets
are even better!

Art always loses
commerce and advertising
Smothering the sparks

Disable the links.
It is not so hard to do.
Just hire a geek.

The stock market falls.
Spam to haiku ratio grows.
God hates all of us.

doorknob taco rule
wolf flashlight hop seamstress time
administrative

I'll have a Big Mac.
Large Fries and a McFlurry.
I'm a McFatAss.

Blue waffle syndrome.
It all started in Smurfville.
Smurfette is a slut.

STD's are fun.
I try to catch one each week.
Just ask yo momma!

She farts way too much.
But all the boys still like her.
She's got a snapper.

you will buy my pills
or else i will pester you
harden the fuck up !

Is dropping acid
Better than eating mushrooms?
Absolutely not!

Is writing poems
better than doing crosswords?
Without any doubt!

The spambots have won.
Bow down to our new masters.
Scam loans and dick pills.

hunger for l'amour
enhanced by fine pharmacy
boner apetit !

I do not care now.
I used to care a little.
Time has taken that.

Time to shut it down.
The spam bots have won this round.
Captchas do not work.

jesus has risen
the economy is flat
invest now, buy christ !

Zombie Jesus rise!
Your help is badly needed.
Indiana waits

huzzah ! chocolate eggs !
advertise those hot cross buns
hoist the messiah

I need fucked up friends
because normal people bore
the shit out of me

Do not believe them.
Monsters are more real than you.
Now do your homework.

Do not eat gluten.
Else your penis will fly off.
Just like a rocket.

april fooled with march
now one has to pay child
support around may

It is all we want.
Tiny shiny vaginy.
Or a big huge cock.

Huge rice crispy treat.
Appetizer for pizza.
She ate the whole pie.

Kill the human race.
Booger flavored jelly beans.
That's the reason why.

Yo' momma so poor
she loads badhaiku dot com
to get the free SPAM.

afterward
the cool sweat-
nakedness

halloween party-
giving out bags of gummies
shaped like dicks

batch:
what she calls
sex juice

downtown
afterward a long
mouth pube

katakoto-
in my teeth
a long pube

it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock

buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly

well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)

fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks

the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street

The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain

If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam