Goodbye!

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Filthy diseased whore.
Snow white and the seven dwarves.
Black and white dwarf orgy.

Big bang orgasm.
Disney Carl Sagan slut!
Big black gaping hole.

Goddamn fucking shit.
Fuck these fucking puke bag fucks.
Cunt drizzle stench slime.

Goddamn scamming cunts.
Lets rip out their entrails.
Love their expression.

We're scammed high and low.
Obama care and loan scams
There's no difference.

We're squeezed for our cash.
And they never see a court.
I want a fucking revolution and I don't give a shit if this is more than 5 syllables! Fuck 'em! Fuck the thieves and scammers and burn them alive! We need to take back what is ours!

hey petite philae
wave those so distant dendrons
hold on for the ride

I prefer gerbils.
Poodle ass is too loose.
Sometimes I do rats.

What is Haiku,
I think I may have done this wrong,
Does this irritate you

Is it really gay,
If the man you are fucking,
Was once a female

And I fucked her right,
Fuck her right in the pussy,
right in the pussy

Anal with poodle,
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH,
Gaping poodle ass

Japanese Haiku:
The moon shines brightly.
Moon beams shimmer on the pond.
Hear how the frogs sing.

American translation:
The moon shines brightly.
Frogs are singing at the pond.
Lets go home and fuck.

They say the same thing.
You might miss the subtlety.
Both are about sex.

But then if you're me,
You'd go home and fuck the frog.
Subtlety is dumb.

Iamback's "jelly".
He wants a Star Trek wedding.
Dreams of sucking Kirk

I'd rather be gay
than to be a jugalo.
Bunch of white trash scum.

"W00t w00t!" mating call
for donkey raping crack heads
and chicken fuckers.

ICP butt bong:
Gravity Bong with vodka.
Right up your ass hole.

Instant alcohol.
Straight from sphincter to your brain.
How Iamback drinks.

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The price is so cheap!

I'd rather be gay
than to be a jugalo.
Bunch of white trash scum.

"W00t w00t!" mating call
for donkey raping crack heads
and chicken fuckers.

an eternity
when hands briefly glancing spark
ember burns thrughout
an ember

I financed my loan
by using my erection.
Sperm bank deposit.

so i bought the pills
by using my payday loan
hard on my finance

They don't speak English.
And surely not Japanese.
African scam spam.

For this they get paid $3 per day.
Which is double what they would make elsewhere.
The website owners (scammers) are the ones who need
to be shot through the fucking head.
I guarantee they funnel the money to a Swiss bank.
If you follow these links they are all scam pharmacy or loan links.
Hardon pills are their fave, because who's going to report that they got ripped off when trying to buy viagra online?
I'm surprised these scam websites don't get shut down right away.
The inefficiency of justice.

Maybe you could spam
and still follow the format
That would impress me

Poop Haiku #393

Pooping is great fun.
Think of Barrack Obama.
He's in your toilet.

Fuck Obama-Care!
I'm forced to buy insurance.
Don't need or want it.

If I die, then I die.
Fucking lawyers and doctors.
They get more money.

Shit on Obama.
He lives inside your toilet.
Go buy some Ex-Lax.



(I don't really care about Obama, I just own stock in Ex-Lax. Ha ha ha!)

I smoked salvia.
I talked to my dead grandma.
But that's just normal.

Flatulence lover.
Fart aficionado.
Yeah, bend over, bitch!

I want to be real
like that old time disco song
Makes me feel better

Tell me what to do
Tell me how you will pay me
Fall wind smells like work

My undies are stained.
You might expect that from me.
But the stain is blue.

Don't call me evil
I am far beyond evil.
I get paid for math.

What the fucking hell?!?!
Soon it will be "bad SCAM poo".
And not bad haiku.

Disable live links.
Or more oft monitor posts.
Or just go offline.

Eighteen years wasted.
Creativity is moot.
Can a website vote?

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Emoticon spam.
Scamming you with a smile.
Scam loans everywhere.

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care??
Go eat Haagen-Dazs.



Stupid messsage board program will nix letters w/ accents but won't cut out live links.

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care?
Go eat H

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what we do from now until
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Expressive freedom
means forgetting who you are
while being yourself

Virginia Woolf
reading her made me throw up,
but in a good way.

Trouser lava rage
Mistaken identity
Shameful lab rat

She blows sperm bubbles.
They come out of her nostrils.
Like kids puking milk.

Cool autumn breezes
are only the beginning;
Fallen leaves don't care

I ate some black beans.
The beans will work their magic.
Today I will fart.

I will trade my beans.
If you have a magic cow.
We'll make giant farts.

Damn spam scam cram slam.
Wham bam ma'am ram jam lam yam.
Sam dam ham pram cam.

Nigerian loan or only pill scammers deserve ebola. Let us only hope it will spread there from Liberia.

Africans are pigs.
Ebola will cleanse the earth.
Praise mother nature!

Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.

Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.

I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!

LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.

Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me

Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.

Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.

a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest