Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51581
I ate some black beans.
The beans will work their magic.
Today I will fart.

I will trade my beans.
If you have a magic cow.
We'll make giant farts.
Haiku #51581
Posted: October 23, 2014 2:34 pm ET
Poet & location: Jack off and bean stalker