Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51617
Poop Haiku #393

Pooping is great fun.
Think of Barrack Obama.
He's in your toilet.

Fuck Obama-Care!
I'm forced to buy insurance.
Don't need or want it.

If I die, then I die.
Fucking lawyers and doctors.
They get more money.

Shit on Obama.
He lives inside your toilet.
Go buy some Ex-Lax.



(I don't really care about Obama, I just own stock in Ex-Lax. Ha ha ha!)
Haiku #51617
Posted: November 3, 2014 9:44 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Newark New Jersey Sewage Refinery.