Watering the lawn
Trying to fill up the time
Between now and death
by Awkward Silence of The Starship Enterprise
Don't fart too loudly.
Unless in Starbucks' bathroom.
Let them all hear you.
The Sunday crowd laughs.
Childish giggles suppressed.
You can take a bow.
by I hate my phone.
There is nothing here.
Look no further for meaning.
It's not to be found.
by http://books.google.com/books?id=AJPHAgAAQBAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PP1#v=onepage&q&f=false of Mountiain stronghold of villains.
I am drunk again.
Old Crow and Dr. Pepper.
I must now go puke.
by Anonymous Poet
Gun powder Ding Dong.
Abused pink skin whore kissed Rah.
Hope her man blood craps.
by http://books.google.com/books/about/evi1_a_novel_about_you.html?id=AJPHAgAAQBAJ of Alien mother ship drinking coffee
Goat powered ping pong
Confused penguin orchestra
Doberman mud flaps
by Anonymous Poet
haiku hiatus
been a long time between posts
janis is the shiz
by ash
That sounds fair to me
Your cat has been declawed right?
Otherwise, no thanks.
by Anonymous Poet
I guess that was me.
Apologies, my good man.
I was really drunk.
But to make things right,
you can poop in my yard too.
And wipe with my cat.
by Darth Douche Bag.
Who pooped in my yard?
Seriously, who does that?
Get a life douche bag!
by Anonymous Poet
And now they are back.
Boner spam before coffee.
That just isn't right.
Find them with "who is".
Email them scans of your ass.
It's all we can do.
Seriously though. I used to bait those "Nigerian prince" scammers and when I had them believing I would wire them money or give them bank info, I would scan my ass (all spread apart and showing the nasty bits and my balls too), attach it in a word doc, and email it to them. Fun times those were.
by DF
There should be none now
Goddammed fucking boner pills
Defacing my site.
by Janis
When I'm president.
All spammers will be shot dead.
Without a trial.
by Anonymous Poet
Boy do I wonder
How many Viagra ads
There are on here
There is no need for
Your stupid pills and boner
Juice, please leave us now
by Kave Wixon
My ass has talent.
I can fart with perfect pitch.
And not leave one stain.
by Anonymous Poet
We're the all singing,
all dancing crap of the world.
Hankey Christmas Poo.
by Anonymous Poet
The first rule of the
Haiku club is you don't talk
About haiku club
by Tyler
I met with the guy
He gave me blue crystal meth
Are you Walter White?
by Jossoy Ponkmon
Germany wins cup
Now athletic supporters
Have drinking excuse
by Anonymous Poet
Every bomb used
will create more enemies
than it can destroy.
by Anonymous Poet
Did I see Alice?
She is down the rabbit hole.
But which pill to take?
Boner pills are great.
I need one that keeps me hard.
Post ejaculate.
If you saw Alice,
you would ejaculate too.
She is just that hot.
by Will Obama Care pay for my boner pills?
ambient vacuum
where silence assumes the helm
throb throb throb throb mmmm
by Lush
My garbage ocean
Insatiable desire
Represses all dreams
by Tractor pull of Sunday at the Rodeo grounds
Did you Cialis?
This is Viagra culture.
I can Levitrate!
by Smoke Horny Goat Weed.
The capture scares me,
but I press on, in struggle
to express something
by Awkward Silence
we don't favour guns
our passive regressive team
censor their actions
by ash
No, Ash, you are wrong.
All the governments are cunts.
Control freaks with guns.
by DF
PMs of Aus / Can
Glaring fuckheads are they both
Cut from the same cloth
by Janis
You think your job is
Bad. Not as bad as all the
V1494r4 spambots
by Janis of TDot
i am quite ashamed
that my country's government
are a bunch of cunts
by ash of australia
Read my bird like words.
Flittering around, pooping
On your minds' windshield
by Anonymous Poet
Here's a correction:
Say "I need to learn me some".
You'll sound more smarter.
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Not where I want to be.
Propane combustion.
Carbon dioxide cookoff.
Imminent demise.
Self-oxidizer.
Detonation enjoyment.
Have a happy Fourth.
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Russian Brothel
I am not too smart.
Do big words make good poems?
I need to learn some.
by Anonymous Poet
You are child of wind
Replicate at your own cost
Dues paid anyway
by Anonymous Poet
I like squirrels lots
My mind was consumed by 'bots
Tell me who I am
by Poof
Right now it looks like WordPress is the top blogging platform available right now. from what I've read Is that what you're using on your blog? ekbfdkkckake
by wryueoew of USA
worthy misprision
surreptitious rendition
fairness in warfare
by Lush
Happy humping frogs.
Their deafening chorus shrieks.
Mire of tadpole soup.
by Anonymous Poet
You must become art.
Then you will be an artist.
Otherwise you won't.
by Anonymous Poet
While reading here, I
wonder "what good can this be?"
Can't pretend to know
by Awkward Silence
And He looked on man.
And He was disappointed.
Genesis 6:6.
by Anonymous Poet
Think only good thoughts.
The perverts will disappear.
God will strike them down.
by Anonymous Poet
Push the envelope.
Just how bad can haiku be?
VD twat tartar.
by Anonymous Poet
Children taste yummy.
Albert Fish is my hero.
Dahmer was a punk.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't love my wife.
I have better sex with whores.
Marriage is a farce.
by Anonymous Poet
Awkward Silence sucks
Learn how to count dracula
Lush and V H S
by Mandingo Ebola
Escargots basket
Flip Wilson mumbled, god stumbled
I want tartar sauce
by Awkward Silence
basketed ergot
slipped as I stumbled, tumbled
If I hadn't tripped?
by Lush
Lush, thou art verily
a macracanthorhynchus
hirudinaceus
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