Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #51047
Did I see Alice?
She is down the rabbit hole.
But which pill to take?

Boner pills are great.
I need one that keeps me hard.
Post ejaculate.

If you saw Alice,
you would ejaculate too.
She is just that hot.
Haiku #51047
Posted: July 13, 2014 9:27 am ET
Poet & location: Will Obama Care pay for my boner pills?