i am quite ashamed
that my country's government
are a bunch of cunts
by ash of australia
Read my bird like words.
Flittering around, pooping
On your minds' windshield
by Anonymous Poet
Here's a correction:
Say "I need to learn me some".
You'll sound more smarter.
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Not where I want to be.
Propane combustion.
Carbon dioxide cookoff.
Imminent demise.
Self-oxidizer.
Detonation enjoyment.
Have a happy Fourth.
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Russian Brothel
I am not too smart.
Do big words make good poems?
I need to learn some.
by Anonymous Poet
You are child of wind
Replicate at your own cost
Dues paid anyway
by Anonymous Poet
I like squirrels lots
My mind was consumed by 'bots
Tell me who I am
by Poof
Right now it looks like WordPress is the top blogging platform available right now. from what I've read Is that what you're using on your blog? ekbfdkkckake
by wryueoew of USA
worthy misprision
surreptitious rendition
fairness in warfare
by Lush
Happy humping frogs.
Their deafening chorus shrieks.
Mire of tadpole soup.
by Anonymous Poet
You must become art.
Then you will be an artist.
Otherwise you won't.
by Anonymous Poet
While reading here, I
wonder "what good can this be?"
Can't pretend to know
by Awkward Silence
And He looked on man.
And He was disappointed.
Genesis 6:6.
by Anonymous Poet
Think only good thoughts.
The perverts will disappear.
God will strike them down.
by Anonymous Poet
Push the envelope.
Just how bad can haiku be?
VD twat tartar.
by Anonymous Poet
Children taste yummy.
Albert Fish is my hero.
Dahmer was a punk.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't love my wife.
I have better sex with whores.
Marriage is a farce.
by Anonymous Poet
Awkward Silence sucks
Learn how to count dracula
Lush and V H S
by Mandingo Ebola
Escargots basket
Flip Wilson mumbled, god stumbled
I want tartar sauce
by Awkward Silence
basketed ergot
slipped as I stumbled, tumbled
If I hadn't tripped?
by Lush
Lush, thou art verily
a macracanthorhynchus
hirudinaceus
by :-)
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
Can't pick your friend's nose
by Awkward Silence
devoid of hubris
never found a thing to fake
balderdashing
by Lush
Hot Thai girl on bus.
I think "Please don't get boner."
But of course she does.
by DF
Are you now flacid?
Perhaps flatulent as well?
Beano Viagra!
by DF
Extreme eloquence.
Electronic thesaurus.
Penile stimuli.
by DF
emboldened zealots
a chorus of mud people
clamoring for naught
by Lush
Alternative fuel
pachyderm flatulence gas
flying like dumbo
by Anonymous Poet
Cut my fingernails,
now I am ready to write.
Must learn to edit.
by Mandingo Ebola
i don't understand
why she just cant get the fact
that she's a cunt.
by Anonymous Poet
death is impending
we hasten the doom of earth
with every sperm
the way to save earth
is by using germ warfare
lets start with china
india is next
cheap products and call centers
clean up this planet
by airborn ebola will save us of My Private Space Station
don't think about it
as it exists regardless
your input is null
by ash
You cannot stop it.
The alien invasion.
They want our coffee.
by Anonymous Poet
Philosophically
Cats may, or may not exist
Until they meeeow
by Anonymous Poet
Like Hannibal Lecter,
I just might have to stab it.
But should I eat it?
Solipsist I am.
I mean, who else could exist?
Well, besides my cat.
by Anonymous Poet
horrid portraiture
a sniveling solipsist
awash in disdain
by Lush
Change a bad habit
Stop humping like a rabbit
Think "steak," and stab it.
by Anonymous Poet
I made a huge fart.
It rocked the house like thunder.
The spouse was not pleased.
by Darth Figpucker of Flatulence so bad it could cause divorce!
You deserve nothing
Greedy gluttonous goober
Sell your soul for cash
by Anonymous Poet
Sad face is sad face,
I follow this steps,
Or I don't.
by haniabag
Your sick sunken eyes
Afraid to look at others
Lest you see through them
by Anonymous Poet
The wind blows poison.
The volcano belches black.
The world is now dead.
"Pass the damn Twinkies."
Said a cockroach to his friend.
Yum, gobble, burp, fart.
by Darth Figpucker
Three penises on the bed
Two penises on the bed
One penis on the bed
Man eater smiled...
by Marin Muskardin of Zagreb, Croatia
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by uwuuouiw of USA
Three Haiku
Storm
Rain and rain and rain
and rain and rain and rain and
rain and rain and rain . . .
Haiku
No haiku about
trees, snowflakes, apple blossoms
by Bruce McRae of Salt Spring island BC
Obama, you fraud!
Glad I did not vote for you
I'm smarter than that
by Jeff Brenner of California
Playing R.E.M.
"Beans, they constipate my wife"
Lyrics on "Get Up"
by Jeff Brenner of California
around 160 British pounds each for the meal Sugiyama, 22, who is asexual, voluntarily underwent surgery to have his penis removed
effing copy paste!
by Anonymous Poet
