Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50973
The wind blows poison.
The volcano belches black.
The world is now dead.

































































"Pass the damn Twinkies."
Said a cockroach to his friend.
Yum, gobble, burp, fart.
Haiku #50973
Posted: June 9, 2014 11:53 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker