when are the real well
poets going to come out
and stop telling jokes

Thanks for suggesting
Starbucks. Walmart hasn't been
Working out for me

I masturbate nude.
In a chair in the corner.
Sometimes at Starbucks.

I can think of worse
things to be than gay lovers
who are Star Wars fans.

A high school teacher.
A rich 3rd world dictator.
Even VHS!

I shat gold bullion.
(From snorting too much gold dust.)
Disney Fairy glam.

I want a Watson.
It will be my new laptop.
Yottabytes of porn.

i was getting more
than a bit tired being torn
to bits over

well i could add a
list and check it twice but I
couldn't keep track it's

just not sensible
to try and do so, to walk
on and let go too

that's hard

all right, might as well
say something to keep you on
"The Rock" so to speak

The dangerous lull.
Lull-a-bye-bye sea you later.
Just don't try to think.

The waves are my breath.
The ocean rocks me to sleep.
Riding forever.

Adam, is that you?!
You crazy drunk head of leg.
Leggo my haiku!

Hey you poop sniffer
Use your stupid turn signal
I am not psychic

A haiku a day
helps keep the demons away
because minds must play

Prince Rogers Nelson
Purple Rain on Red Corvette
Fast and furious

My tongue explores you
Through blue fur it moves along
You sexy Grover

i miss with you my shadow

hai noon how are you?hot sun

you me a moon

I want your manhood!
Archie, I want your throbbing
man meat in my ass!

You're nothing but a
Donkey dog in London Fog
Roll over and beg

Fuzzy space guppy
Eating face of enemy
Nobody likes you

Gasses from asses.
Warm air masses that passes
from bums of lasses.

Ashes to ashes
Where have you gone are you around?
Your insight's needed

.
Ashes to ashes
Where have you gone are you around?
Your insight

Awful Haikus here
Nothing makes sense, just words
Most garbled rubbish

Can Thanksgiving pass
without profanity here?
I guess we will see.

I give thanks herein
for my cerebral cortex
all else is remote

Pizza, Heineken,
Strippers, and marijuana.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Oh just fuck me now!
You say it's I who want to
take over this site!

I am sorry, a
day of hubris gets over me
and such nonsense posts...

by the way you damned
socialist coward dog i fart
in your general

engrish pigeth knight
direction with your silly hats
and your silly red flags

for I am FRONCH and
we have sarte!!! and gauloise!
and stinky cheeses, 1000 varieties

what do you got to say to that
pallihiuk writing a book about real
stories about tractor demolitions

and real castles, and
you ain;t gonna be storming my
castle you silly faunts

I shall taunt you again when i am on ze clock

by the way I have
been a racist, a troll
a homophobe and

on top of that a
Republican, and I am
a sinner, therefore

if i were in say
politics, I'd have my own
talk show by now folks

by the way it is
"I have" not "I am" so you
mad socialist dogs

can go burn your copy
of the Situationist manifesto
or whatever passes

for commie propaganda nowadays

and if you kids keep playing the game as I was will i have to repeat myself or will you hear the words you want to hear because I was playing too

hey mary ann, what's your game, can anybody play?

fair use doctrine but if you hire lawyers I'll just shoot em. (it's a joke, which it's funny that we have to have a disclaimer that is part of the joke of itself, disclaimer is artform)

worrying about words
that are insults when we could
charge that the us

culture is looking
to gain advantage through that
chestnut "victimhood"

who can be the best
martyr, victim, but what if
we don't play no more

just say fuck it, and
walk away from the game the
taunts set us up for

using retarded
as an insult makes it sound
like you're a racist

To use the word gay
as a negativism
is so retarded!

No, that was old farts.
Farts are what I love to make.
They're like butt poems.

teenage angst in old
men was hilarious so
we all have faux pas

some people just see
something they don't like, me too
and hurl opinions

like tomatos, tomatoes
does that remind you of a
certain vp long ago?

shit I never thought
people here would back me up
I am backed up already!

figure of speech, like
"there you go again"

another thing though is
I can also go growl i hate james
patterson but someone

else likes James Patterson's
work

controversial measures
it's about debate, compromise
that's what politics is

ah who am i to
judge? trust me they roll right back
right back at the whole

fuck this hypertext
... that's what we once called blue links
they don't belong here

where morons prevail
read the daily news and wince
then publish your own

It is small taters.
Indeed. But it's what some need.
Better than Tyburns.

Who are you to tell
people what they can write now?
Good God, what a douche!

You stand for free speech,
but only if you approve.
Like politicians.

"My name's VHS
And I approve this message,
but not this one here."

Have fun, take it, it's all yours!

and who does this guy
think he is, richard feynmann
writing gary indiana books?

this is fucking small
potatoes, will this really
matter 5 years hence?

How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
for the damn pizza!

Poetry everywhere
That's what I think, but i
Have been wrong before

There's no beauty here.
There is no ugly either.
Only stars and sky.

There's no poetry.
There is only reflection.
You see what you are.

If you do that, then intellectual bullies
will win, don't give up

There is beauty here
and that's because people like
you still contribute.

Hell, I'm nothing more
than a syllable counter
and I still come back

because I believe
in my heart that some day I'll
write poems I like

That's what it's about right?